ITT: Ask a mortician in a high infection state anything

I'm bored.

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post cadaver's tits with timestamp

otherwise, goes in all fields

Tell us a mortician joke

Tell me some spooky shit.

Post tick tock dance video

Can u do a backflip

Seething jealousy. The only account I know of any mortician workers that did anything like that with a body was John Wayne Gacy (If there's more please end my hope in humanity moreso.

I get "Everyone's dying to see me" often. What do you call a sick casket? A coffin.

Post a tick tock video of you telling a spooky joke with dead tits in background

Why do you people keep lying about this covid-19 hoax?

What about images last week supposedly in NY showing workers slinging bodies in body bags from a panel truck directly into standard metal (looked like 20 gauge steel) caskets
Would that ever happen?

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post timestamped pic of you fucking a corpse or you're a LARPer

Have you got any allergies like seafood, or cats?

Anyone can do that

He’s not a doctor and he doesn’t decide what goes on death certificates.

Google what a mortician is first and then come back

Have you undertakers ever partied with your clients, grabbed yourselves some cold ones?

For me so far the scariest thing I've been through in this pandemic was going to a house where everyone was infected (6+ people) including the deceased. When I was walking out of the house there were a couple dozen people just filming me on a sidewalk as I dealt with the case. I was hearing screaming, crying and coughing at the same time. Absolutely terrifying.


I don't have any social networking and the last thing I'd do is sign up for tiktok, sorry user.

I'm pretty disappointing so I can't :(

What’s new + exciting? What do you want us to ask you?

Do you think the virus is real? What do family members say?

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Is this the slide thread full of niggers?

It's not a lie. Doctors have been exaggerating the risk factor on attestations but it's honestly better to be safe than sorry. Ask any other user in healthcare during this and they would agree.

Yes. Where I am there are certain places FILLED. New York in particular has issues just because of how densely packed their city is along with how slow their crematories operate. Directors in NY outsource their cremations to neighboring states at this point.

Gross.

No I don't actually. I get allergies in spring from pollen but that's it.

With clients like cracked cold ones with families I've serviced? In some ways yeah because you see people enough in a community to know you.

Ever crack open a cold one on the job? Also what's it like working around a bunch of assholes with no lives?

Kek

Just WAY MORE BODIES. Nothing I figured not a lot of people know weirdos like me so I figured I'd give any bored anons the opportunity.

Yes it is. I know a colleague who works in a FH miles away from me that caught the virus from a service. I stay in contact with them and they're a wreck 3 weeks into their condition still (Healthy late 20's btw). If you truly think it's an exaggeration I'd like to see you lick the floor of a nursing home real quick. Side note. When you say family members do you mean family members I'm servicing or my own particular family's thoughts of me going into these hot spots?

I ain't talking bout beer either.

Crack open a cold one as in do the job inebriated? Admittedly yeah I did years ago when I was young and stupid. The rate of alcoholism in the deathcare industry is insane. As for workers, It's completely 50/50. I've met some of the most admirable servants of a community who have given sage like advice versus meeting those that think they're king shit because they stuff corpses for a living. It gives and takes and I'd be lying through my teeth if it didn't take over a massive part of my life.

Like meeting with family members day or 2 before service. It’s being reported a lot of people dying had pre-existing conditions and the cause of death is being altered.

And I wouldn’t lick a nursing home floor regardless

They’re asking if you ever fucked a corpse

Are you recommending cremation? (for all the obvious reasons)
Or are you perfectly willing to encourage families to have a viewing later on, if that is their wish? Just embalm the living fuck out of the many deceased and stack them in the cooler?

I dont mean beer.

Smart user, don't do that.

It's up in the air. We usually ask about any influenza risk beforehand if they're on hospice and that's the trickiest situation. We can write off pneumonia or respiratory failure (Which is the common most default cause of death) as either a COVID risk or infection. I've had both clear cut cases and a lot of "risk" calls but with universal precautions treating everyone as infectious I haven't been struck yet....I hope. Families though I just ask them to give information, removal technicians ask them in person at any residence and directors make arrangements over the phone nowadays instead of meeting in person.

What's the cutest dead girl you ever stripped naked.

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