ITT: Ask a mortician in a high infection state anything

I'm bored.

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post cadaver's tits with timestamp

otherwise, goes in all fields

Tell us a mortician joke

Tell me some spooky shit.

Post tick tock dance video

Can u do a backflip

Seething jealousy. The only account I know of any mortician workers that did anything like that with a body was John Wayne Gacy (If there's more please end my hope in humanity moreso.

I get "Everyone's dying to see me" often. What do you call a sick casket? A coffin.

Post a tick tock video of you telling a spooky joke with dead tits in background

Why do you people keep lying about this covid-19 hoax?

What about images last week supposedly in NY showing workers slinging bodies in body bags from a panel truck directly into standard metal (looked like 20 gauge steel) caskets
Would that ever happen?