I NEED A HAIRCUT

I NEED A HAIRCUT

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I don't cut my hair unless I'm having an existential crisis. Can't relate.

Get one quick before quarantine is lifted and then you will look half decent

i need hair

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order a cutter and be a true skinhead ahahahahaha

Inb4 Reddit tier diy faggot suggests doing it yourself.

>Paying someone to cut your hair.
lol

My hair looks like shit. At least I have hats.

I don't want to look like a school shooter.

Buzz it and try the American history x look out

The average male loses the ability to grow hair by the time they hit the age of 15. Why do you have hair? If you really need a haircut, burn your hair off so you get a REALLY close cut.

kek

>just do it yourself! mine looks fine!

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Buzzcut master race. Havent paid for a haircut in years. Except that one time I forgot my clippers and paid for a buzzcut

I want to be a hairy hobo look

are you that incapable?

Yeah women arent gonna have sex with me either way. And I hate going to the barber.

That's a tranny, its it

When will Drumpf organize a haircut bailout so we can get a trim?

Gay

i would have guessed dyke

(((Haircut)))

>Leaf
>Autistic haircut
Yep. Check's out

>not growing a luxurious mane

Luxurious trips!

Is this the next toilet paper meme?
Is "haircut" gonna be a call to arms to March on statehouse?

Asking unironically because if so I'm stockpiling Osters to sell back on eBay.

I take Clippers at 3 on top and 1 the sides. Takes 15 minutes to go high and tight. Blending is just using the 2 attachment. If you can't even cut your own hair YANGTMI

I will post this every haircut thread till you pathetic nerd looking untermensch get the idea:
>LOW or MID TAPER FADE
>2-3 INCHES ON TOP
>SKIN
Im tying to help you faggots look like men and possibly chads! Just follow the goddamn advice!

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Shave your fucking head. Oh, wait...no razors because you can't grow a beard.

this
i sometimes get upset and go full skinhead

have mommy clean the sides of ur head up and rock the dylan roof

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