so let me get this straight....
>HPV is an STD that can be transferred through skin-to-skin contact
>over 50% of women have it
>it's so common doctors don't even test women for it under 30
>it's transferable through oral sex with a woman (aka. Michael Douglas' throat cancer)
>you can't test for it on a normal STI test
why the FUCK would anyone ever go down on a woman?
How the fuck hasn't this shut down the whole world??
It is over.
I also forgot to mention .......
>it's the most common cause of throat cancer in men
>and can lay dormant for decades
>and you can't test it in men
so your girlfriend could be clean, then you start fucking her, then she gets it, then you eat her out, then you get throat cancer
Good thing I quit drinking
Incels win again
>over 50% of women have it
Dont believe your sex Ed teacher OP. She's probly some bitch whose cooter has cobwebs.
>and can lay dormant for decades
So I might end up getting throat cancer from the slutty girlfriend I had 20 years ago in high school??
>So I might end up getting throat cancer from the slutty girlfriend I had 20 years ago in high school??
yes
What if a girl has had the vaccine as a teenager? Should be alright no?
>What if a girl has had the vaccine as a teenager?
the vaccine doesn't protect against all strains of HPV, including the cancer causing ones
Yes true
>t. old fag
After divorce i dated this prime pc. She was 37 divorced 2 kids blah blah blah, i knew her background. 1 college bf then married. Turns out her ex husband was a pc of shit that cheated on her with everything with a pulse.
Forward 10 yrs. We're still friendly but DONT fuck.
She got HPV from husband resulted cervicle cancer.
Me i have systemic fungal infection from her. Its HPV related and comes & goes.
NO FUCKING CURE.
No soars, cancer yet. But when this shit acts up my entire body is a mess.
Eat the box get the pox
I unknowingly gave a hot 21 y/o virgin hpv... she accused me later and I denied cause it was like 6 months later. I feel like shit to this day.
good luck, mate. what does pc stand for btw
>We're still friendly but DONT fuck.
>i have systemic fungal infection from her
so you ate her box?
why would you just eat her box and not fuck her?
True, hpv and systemic fungal are often comorbid. We all caught this shit since eating out is the easiest way to get laid, (only got turned down once, 50+ girls) sucks but yea we all getting throat fucked by cancer.
Hpv mostly goes away on its own according to my md
don't be whores
When I got it they said it won’t protect against all strains of course but will help against the ones that cause cancer. That could just be the cancers in women mind - don’t suppose you know what strains cause cancer in men?
Do we know it goes away or do we assume because there are no symptoms it's gone? Only test for it I know of is a pap smear.
just dont swallow any if the .....liquid & brush & gargle your throat afterwards, no biggy
Virgin in his 30s here. If I ever have sex (unlikely at this point) would it be good to get the HPV vaccine or is it too late for that? Isn't that something they give teens nowadays?
“piece”.
You have cancer mainly from the 1500 nuclear tests all over the world, nuclear accidents and mass dumping of things like mercury into oceans.
Getting cancer from licking clits, come on now!
Are you a girl?
I read somewhere that even virgins can get it...
So a girl could get it even if she’s monogamous? Wtf I’m literally gonna die a virgin
Incel cope: the thread
HPV is a 100% nothing burger, especially for men. muh throat cancer is a lie perpetuated by virgins, and even Douglas himself to feed his own ego as a womanizer even in old age.
With a strong immune system, you probably won't even see symptoms and it will clear on its own for good in 2 months. Weaker immune systems 6 months to a year
Stay mad incels
You can get it from your tradwife too is what he's saying, even if she didn't fuck anyone else, she gets it from skin to skin contact with someone, not necessarily erotic contact. Then you chow down then you got throat cancer later.
not having only oral repeated sex with women who are virgins...
For the salt
By this logic can’t men also get it by non sexual skin to skin contact?
Idk mate I'm kinda spooked. Do you have something to back this up cuz I'm literally shaking.
Source?
I'm stupid, why can't we cure this?
But once you got it... you got it
"STIs aren't a problem."
t. Someone with STIs
They vaccinated me for this as an 11 yr old. The nurse wasn’t clear about what it was, my mother was furious.
Don’t get it, too many problems with it
Some viruses lay dormant and come back later (i.e. chicken pox coming back as shingles).
Sluts today don't have it because they get the Gardasil shot.
It is old fags like me who have to be worried.
Also, they say it's good idea for men to get the Gardasil shot, no matter what their age.
When we get out of lock down I might go and get it.
tfw licked too much pussy in my life.
I will never lick a pussy again. Stupid modern society told me it was the right thing to do.
I asked my doctor for an HPV shot. He said forget it, you are too old. He said you probably have the virus already and its a nothingburger.
Why was your mother furious?
Viruses are hard to cure, in general.
Un it’s not like women are the source of HPV. It’s true it’s so common in both genders and doesn’t mean the person is polygamous but men can also get it through sexual and non sexual contact then transfer it to women. So similarly a woman would get it though sucking dick.
>roastie with an STD
nice
What kind of problems? I've never had an adverse reaction to a vaccine before.
you stupid faggot, you get it on your dick too - it's not just a woman virus. 50% of fucking everyone has it.
women under 30 have probably had the hpv inoculation, they existed prior to 2000, but became more prevalent after 2000 and most females get it between 8 and 11.
just saying why it's kind of pointless to test women under 30.
also i think your data is old. maybe 50% of people in their 40s and older have it, not 50% of people in their 20s or younger.