What the fuck

most women who end up as a waitress have made terrible life decisions

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Why would you ever publicly announce winning a lotto, life goes to absolute shit.

Many such cases

Fuck you,my mom is a waitress

Fuck you, my younger brother (female) is a waitress

case in point

Ikr my mum used to be one too, nothing inherently bad about it as long as they're not slags about it

Your people are known for killing for overrated shoes named after a basketball player.

His point stands

Why do so many fucking retards insist on making their lotto wins public, just shut the fuck up and enjoy your shit.

A curse.

Ahhhh, life....
.... isn't it wonderful?
All the guts and glory for just another story?
Just another human being trying to get rich and get away with it. Don't get me wrong. Some do and they deserve it... while others cower in fear rich and yet tangible.... in fear.... for the rest of their silly arrogrant lives.

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Maybe she shouldn't have opened her fucking mouth
>Waitress' coworkers sued by colleagues because shaniqua wanted her cut
Nothing legally binding tip-sharing
>Sued by the man who tipped her
Cannot demand consideration for past events
>Kidnapped by ex-husband and shot him in the chest
Kek
>Went to court against the IRS
How long did this shit go on for? Of course you have to pay taxes on the shit, that's why you never take the bulk sum because it fucks your taxable income through the roof and you loose damn near half of the shit

And her life's accomplishments are serving others food and popping out you.

pmsl stupid cunt

If you ever win the lottery, keep calm and carry on. Don't spend the money and keep it in an account long enough to keep the IRS cool - never fight the IRS. It's plain stupid.

Guarantee none of that ever happened

What does Til mean at the start of the post? Is it short for "until"?

You take that shit out in annual payments. Any retard who wants the full sum up-front makes the IRS cream themselves

Oof. Thats why you open up a trust and have your new attorney receive the funds on behalf.

Tourture illegal lesbians

Some companies force tip sharing.
The legal winner of the ticket was the purchaser, not who holds it.

Today I Learned.
Redd*t used to have some cool shit, until the last election.

She should have just never told a soul.

Why in the FUCK would you tell ANYONE?
Quietly quit your job, change your phone number, and go see a money manager. Then disappear.

Fucking idiot.

"EHRMAGEHRD I JUST WON 10 MILL GUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>reddit

This is why you go full hermit mode if you ever win the lottery

Fuck you there might not even be a USA in 5 years I’m taking the lump sum