/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3356 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

So this is about to kill more confirmed than the ESTIMATED swine flu numbers.

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>MUH 2 gorillion

Where are all the people dying from this so-called virus?

Why are the symptoms different in other countries?
>red eyes only in Italy
>loss of taste and smell only in UK
>fizzing only in US
>seizures only in China

Think for yourselves, sheep.

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Keep crying, murica

*sneaks up on you*

Hehehe :3

*pounces into a huggle* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

Boo! I got you~! ^ω^

You looked so scared!!

I hope you taking care of yourself!

Super duper important people like you need to! ȌωȌ

So don't give up! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

Oh yeah... I almost forgot! ;_;

*wuggles hard* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

Mmm... so comfy... (´・ω・｀)

-Boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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Friendly reminder that China is going to be forgiven despite lowering humanities population. If you consider them bugs who spread plagues you're racist.

The Centennial Purge.

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This is cute

Well then it’s up to us Yas Forumsacks to ensure that they’re NOT forgiven.

Thank you!

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So they are about to open up the beaches here in NC. How fucked am I? Seems a bit soon to allow tourists from NY and shit here. Our local stores can’t even stay stocked with toilet paper how are we even going to handle to extra 100k+ invaders?

I just coomed

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Is it over yet?

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I get chased by 30-50 wild hogs in milwuakee city center

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Oil going negative scared the fuck out of this nation's leaders. They're opening to try and stave off the collapse, but in doing so corona is going to run free. You're fucked but so is everyone else.

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So 30-50 American women in other words?

3D is unthinkable. 2D for life normie.

these threads aren't even fun to shitpost anymore frens, if it wasn't for the jani getting triggered

youtube.com/watch?v=H6wl-EyhXl0

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we're almost there, give it 2 days max

2020 made the world exciting and fast paced

I don't remember this scene.

Kill yourself.

that would be a regular night, hardly a happening

>Being a protestor

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You first, nigger. Boopposter is a staple around here.

>/cvg/ experts

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>tfw
if only I had made better decisions, had better foresight, if only . . .
hot
at least there's this
is this the final redpill?

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Pathetic

i think he's a glownigger

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Movie came out. Legend of Crimson.
It's par for the course for the anime. Some good shit from the LN was cut for time.

>2 days of getting deleted
>staple
no, theres like 3 of you
gary is a staple, you somehow are not considered off topic

No one is going to be alive to care. It's going to be like fallout when the rich people leave their bunkers with less radiation.

You've gone too far with the meme magic this time anons. The keks are turning to rekts please stop.

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Kraut says moo

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>right wing billionaires start astroturf campaign to make hundreds of facebook groups about protests
>corporations on board in order to make money
>suddenly overnight entire right wingers no longer believe in the coronavirus

This is LITERAL propaganda at work.

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he gets deleted as well

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Boopposting has been here for like 10 days already. Just ignore it like all the other shitposts

Back into the HIVE you bug you

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>tripfag Yas Forums hot take

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SKYKING SKYKING
EXTREMELY WEIRD AND LONG ACTION MESSAGE JUST WENT UP
twitter.com/planefag/status/1252427426866462721

a lot of good hentai doujin makers will fucking die

i thought skykangz ended?

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>Detected: 2,481,287 (+784)
>Died: 170,436 (+39)
Are we still waiting for today's numbers or are the new cases/deaths actually that low?

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Asserting the freedom to be stupid has to be a right for Americans.

Nobody:
Every protester: You can't arrest me. There is no way of taking my freedom, I wont get sick and die like the 1% reeeeeeeee.

North Korea

so there were other mail servers running through that tai vpn aside from the dns they immediately made kill earlier. more to follow

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Oh fug are nukes happening

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memelectric cars get the axe

BДB ХOХOЛ
пopa

youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw

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they're not real, user

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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>he didn't watch the new Konosuba movie
Bruh
Download it now

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The new day just started

Been sick with what feels like gradual onset of a flu for 2 days. I have very few possible sources of exposure the last few weeks and almost never catch the seasonal flu. Is it corona-chan?

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> that magic number 144
good hunting, grey-hats!

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miamiherald.com/news/business/article242136651.html

>Florida releases unemployment data: 1.5 million claims filed but just 40,193 paid

Lack of industry and air travel cleans up the atmosphere, which results in the gorgeous weather we're seeing at the mo. This increases solar absorbtion and spikes the humidity, which in turn pushes the antartic icecap past it's meltwater tipping point causing the worlds oceans to suddenly rise by 114 metres within a 4 month period.
But only in minecraft.

Yes.

They want to get usual survival orientated people to buy into the fake conspiracies. It's kinda sad, but I guess that's how it goes.

>Some quick money before 2nd lockdowns
>They want to kill European right-wing people, because it's currently hitting their minorities the hardest

Based image.

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yea, ponytail a best

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дeвcтвeнный хoхoл

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Did Kim die?

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you guys have the autism to find someone by the color of the light reflected on their shoes but we havent been able to crack the US Air Force cypher?

You /cvg/ niggers need to step up your game before you are overshadowed by other happenings

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keks to rekts!
keks to rekts!
keks to rekts!
keks to rekts!

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oh fuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

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CORONA CHAN TOOK OUR FLABBY BOY KIMMIE

youtube.com/watch?v=su2OfiqGgRk

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KIM DIED AND THE NEXT IN COMMAND JUST SAID FUCK IT NUKE EVERYONE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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San Marino conquers Italy.

Brain dead

North Korea capitulates to China, uses it to to seize South korea and start WW3

cкpывaтьcя бoльшe

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>China is going to be awarded a medal for lowering Africa's population

Fixed that for you.

Does anyone actually still even believe the virus hoax anymore? I've noticed a massive reduction in /cvg/ traffic lately.

that's just the update between threads user

October 1, 2020.

Made for cuddling and breeding.

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Now's the time to invade NK!

yдaлocь изгнaть их

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BRIGHT FLASHES SEEN OVER ISRAEL, COMMUNICATIONS KNOCKED OUT
>BRIGHT FLASHES SEEN OVER ISRAEL, COMMUNICATIONS KNOCKED OUT
BRIGHT FLASHES SEEN OVER ISRAEL, COMMUNICATIONS KNOCKED OUT

archive.is

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Meteor Sam by april 24 and/or
Meteor Atlas by end may
Ka BOOM
The end.

Yep in only 1 months time really.
Kek friend every single day is a new happening apparently Kim is dead if sources are to be believed and all immigration is gonna be stopped in America. We're being flooded with happenings.
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252418369170501639

Hey the happening will be on my birthday

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Unless you have the code book it's pretty much impossible, the codes rotate per message

oh shit

Any word on China's secret nuclear tests? Were they successful or is Wuhan a crater?

тyпoй хoхoлнигep
нe пyбликoвaть дaтy poждeния

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>We have been warning from Day One: This is a devil that everybody should fight.

LIAR LIAR pants on FIRE

>if sources are to be believed and all immigration is gonna be stopped in America.
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252418369170501639

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already happened
how this is just a thing to day is mind boggling

>китaйцы бoмбят

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Why hasn't anybody shot this nigger yet?

how bout you boop deez nuts

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why wouldn't you guys enjoy the most happening year in our lives? It's honestly like we're living in a crazy simulation with the user tweaking the settings for mayhem

>Corona kills Kim
>His sister in a furious rage nukes Xi's city and dozens more

we are.... duh

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