PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - POOL'S CLOSED EDITION /ptg/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Obama Proud of Biden 4/20/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/20/20
c-span.org/video/?471349-1/
youtu.be/wv5QIDTRtZY
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ 4/20/20
c-span.org/video/?471350-1/
>Black Voices for Trump Real Talk Online w/Hurr Katrina! 4/20/20
youtu.be/jz9TboVHbSY
>AgSec GrandpaSonny on FoxNews 4/20/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6150904662001
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on Dobbs 4/20/20
youtu.be/f70ZmO77FWU
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/20/20
c-span.org/video/?471362-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on Bloomberg 4/20/20
youtu.be/i7uORiesZ9k
>SrAdviser2PresTrump Hassett on FBN 4/20/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150775496001/
>WBGPres Malpass on FBN 4/20/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on GMA 4/20/20
youtu.be/_C-NxRVsu8c
>KAC outside WH 4/20/20
c-span.org/video/?471361-1/
>KAC on FoxNews 4/20/20
youtu.be/cJ5iV_hyKus
>ThiccSarah on F&F 4/20/20
youtu.be/MNoWWP94nSE
>Pentagon Press Brief (UndDefSec4A&S Lord) 4/20/20
dvidshub.net/video/748440/
>CDCVideo: Corona-chan: Managing Anxiety&Stress 4/20/20
youtu.be/BTx1vELv7zU
>CDCVideo: Corona-chan: Caring for Someone w/Corona-chan @Home 4/20/20
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>WHVideo: SG Adams: Keep It Up 4/20/20
youtu.be/k9qFWtm0QQE
>WHVideo: FDACommr Hahn: Plasma 4/20/20
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MAGA

Hopefully Trump fires the DHS Chad Wolf guy who tried to sneak in 10k Indian visas

MOM’S GONNA FREAK

Guys, we need more justice in these hectic times, and I have a solution. A simple one.
If every American family killed just ONE New Yorker, we'd have the New York problem solved. Just one. That's all your civic duty would ask of you.
Help improve America.

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so many things happening that I don't even know what's happening anymore...

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AWOO

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but niggers can't swim don't we want pools open?

>Kim almost dying
>Trump closing all borders

Predict the next happening. They always happen in threes

Is the world over lads?

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Dear Mother of God this needs to be pinned/stickeyed.
Get me in the screenshot.

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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youtube.com/watch?v=afrGiaxOorc
CODE OF THE SLASHERS
YOU MAKE A SOUND.....
I'LL END YOUR FUCKING LIFE

Julian Castro understands that there are actually plenty of jobs and Trump is just making excuses to enact his communist "job saving" policies.
Stop being lazy America. Get a degree and get an essential job.

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"BOOKMARK THIS."

Seething reddit

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This. That fucking cuk should have been executed with a gunshot to the back of the head awhile ago by anyone with a badge and gun in DC.
Fucking traitorous scum.

>Hitler's birthday is almost over
>*a wild tweet appears*
>"in light of the attack from the invisible enemy...I will be signing an executive order to temporarily suspend immigration"

MAGA

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Should i add more headlines to this meme

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SKYKING
SKYKING
DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING
SKYKING
DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING
SKYKING
DO NOT ANSWER

Not today, CIA.

Notice how Ben Shapiro has been silent on Twitter. He must be SEETHING.

MAGA

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Guys an immigrant just flew over my house. Good night

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> you can't end immigration...the economy...the virus is a hoax..OPEN THE COUNTRY UP

LOL

>254378632
holy hell is this ironic posting or is this nigger serious

HAPPENING CANCELLED

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Catonsville user... you’re a Redditor and a dweeb and your persona amplifies that

Is that real or satire?

Good work guys. Proud of you.

Nobody cares, it will be swiftly overruled by higher courts.
All of this was planned years ago.

Yes

Oohhhhh I get it, you're being retarded on purpose.

user it's
>nice try, FBI
>not today, CIA
get it right

Poole's closed

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pls be true

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MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA

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BUT TRUMO DIDN'T DO THIS ON ON HIS FIRST DAY IN OFFICE IT DOESN'T COUNT #MITTROMNEY2020

Is that the rebbit version of screencapping?

>first reply is a rothschild screeching
isn't there secret judaic code about being this obvious?

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I CALL BULLSHIT WTF IS GOING ON

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ginsburg gets got by orbital kangaroo sniper in australia

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PHEW

aeroflops dying off

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The Trump Show is truly the greatest show on Earth. I love you guys, shitposting and MAGAing with you madlads never gets old or boring.

youtu.be/8Lbm4r1KN9U

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But lockdowns are, simultaneously, exactly what we need right now???

a country is private property

migration implies countries are collective property of the earth

DON'T YOU SEE?! DON'T YOU GET IT?! IT'S ALWAYS HAPPENING!

Welcome to the fourth age of history, user. The old (((world order))) is collapsing irreversibly at the same time as we begin the process of colonizing the solar system. Trump is making America great again, and where we lead the world will follow.

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100% real

That's what I said though.

Historical retard - presided over negative energy prices

The biggest retards in the room are the a trumptards

I cant imagine why you’d stop importing a virus while unleashing white blood cells

This is just for non-Americans right bros? I can still come back next month r-right?

>replies to tweet without reading it

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The one from the OP.

So much has happened in the last hour!!!

wtf i can swear it said nice try CIA am i going crazy

fug I hope so...

>Post yfw every other country follows Trump's lead and stops immigration as well
>Trump leads the new rise of isolationist nationalism world wide

No Trump won a Supreme Court giving him broad powers over legal immigration. Trump vs. Hawaii

Well, boys, we did it, immigration and open borders is no more.

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AWOO AWOO AWOO

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HE HAD SPOKEN. TRUMP’S EXECUTIVE ORDER IS CANCELED

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I liked him.

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He’s an incompetent retard

Expect stock prices to collapse

How can you justify people not being allowed to leave their houses but keeping the boarders open?

give me more headlines

Just how many traitors in the CIA do you think come from New York?
This proposed plan solves so many more issues!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADOLF-SAMA!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM

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Isn't travel banned to all non-Americans?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252418369170501639

Fucking Lopez....... Is trump going to be a good goy and back down, cry about fake news, and go back to serving kushner?

And then everyone clapped

Country closed due to aids desu

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Oh, the fucking salt!

sounds more like a failed assassination attempt + trump mentioning an attack from the invisible enemy at the same time. Don't call me crazy, everything is crazy right now

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>ITS ONLY MONDAY
>ALL THE HAPPENINGS

Are we gonna make it to the end of the week bros?

Yes, citizens returning from overseas is not immigration.

>her

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Wow. Does Andrea not understand this is the greatest crisis since WW2 or something? why does she want to risk potential live by letting potentially infected people just come in? For shame!

keep sniff'n 3wk old underwear virgin incel.

>all those unnecessary details
smashing that doubt button

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Yes, but does this mean that he's closing all airports and not letting anyone back in at all regardless of citizenship?

Empty oil super tankers stopped by the Pacific Fleet, found to each be carrying a brigade strength infantry force. But, unknown to everyone, that was only the third wave and several dozen brigades of Chinese infantry unload onto San Fransisco at the same time. Absolute chaos ensues as some of them establish a foothold in the city and others scatter to the four winds.

so is he dead or not?

>Tuesday WH press briefing
>Trump and Kim walk to the podium
>The illness was a cover story to get Trump to the US
>Trump announces the Korean peace deal

Halting immigration is to give Americans priority in getting jobs. It doesn't have to do with spreading this virus.

well fuck me running it's over for me lads i'm going to buy up some tinfoil

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find it really amusing that he looks like some undercover user using some homeless kike's picture but he really looks like that irl

POOL'S CLOSED

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We have enough

>#ad

>HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADOLF-SAMA!!!

And Papa Trump gave him the best birthday gift out of anyone. What a timeline.

>Millions of college students went into debt to get a high paying job.This is now the toughest job market in American history, foreign nationals should not get preference until students can get jobs. Pause all visas until we’re back to full employment. Put US citizens first!

THANKS FOR LISTENING TRUMP

I will vote for you this November and so will all of my family members

Nope, that was pure (((media))) hype

And MAGAthing, where's AZ

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The undercover anons work so well because the real enemies look so shabby.

GOD HELP US

Donald Trump is a Saudi bitch

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>Kim brain dead
>attack from "invisible enemy"
>closing borders

Its the fucking chinks aint it? The fucking batsoup escaped from a bioweapons lab and the chinks let it spread, kim was prolly thinking about bailing out so they shut him up

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>he doesn't know
nigger, the fifth column is real and it's already in place. china owns the west coast and almost all major production facilities and industry. they simply haven't needed to invade because they could buy it from our politicians

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i've finally done it
i've gone mad

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lithpy white knight faggot, america is a strong woman who doesn't need protection from undesirables

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>Adult coloring book
how fucking pathetic do you have to be?

Forgot the salt

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He’s Schrodinger’s Kim

Jesus fuck, I look at some NFL draft news for the past hour and all the happenings start to come out.

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can you imagine giving all of those jobs to out of work americans?

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he was in the last thread but he left because you were late you should probably start crying

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And now the fun begins.
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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>the intelligence of a Jew
and these people bring us news of the world

And then everyone clapped in the grocery store.

oh NOW he's acting like a dictator not the 1000x you already posted that

so why do we need more right now at this trying time?

Cool, sounds like they’re already here doing a great job. No need for anymore. More people equals more risk anyways you dumb dumb libfucks.

>Just how many traitors in the CIA do you think come from New York?
All of them

>This proposed plan solves so many more issues!
I do not endorse violence and all of my posts are satire.

>Trump is the only one in DC trying to reopen the country
>TRUMP IS THE DICTATOR

if you scoff at the bible you're a jew or a faggot. And I don't know what's worse to tell you wuhat

No u.
You are the invisible enemy.

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>God help us.
Oh yeah, I'm sure this fag worships God.

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THIS IS THE BEST EDITION I'VE SEEN

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the original died on the operating table so they defrosted his clone: kim jong deux

bee nice, i need to pour a cup of coffee and i'll be ready

>we leftists are the intellectuals
>Marshal Law

poe's law right here.

>surfteacher1962
And of course all my bait sockpuppets are banned from r/politics so I can't reply with "ok boomer" to that.

I said 11 and came at 11, I don't get it. That's called being on time.

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>This is just for non-Americans right bros? I can still come back next month r-right?
You need to restore the glory of Napoleon user

Cast those canons and set off against the invaders of the continent.

THERE ARE THOSE WHO SAID THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

WHAT ARE THEY TO SAY NOW?

They're good alternatives for soldiers with PTSD you don't want to let target shoot. Keeps the brain too occupied to freak out

but the media literally plasters his face everywhere and won't shut up about him how is he invisible

we've done it Yas Forums, America is closed.

kek, just what I thought

this was Trump flushing out rats with fake leaks. Probably timed considering he announced the immigration ban at the exact same time

fucking 5D chess

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>Expect stock prices to collapse
Unemployment is not helped with immigrants walking in is it? Or maybe you think immigration somehow means more jobs are created? If so you are indeed a fool.

Why don't they just go out and start a revolution if they so scared of tyranny? Or are they good little cattle who does what the government tells them to do?

the return of the man the myth the legend: Marshall Law.

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Fukin go

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Americans can do those jobs.

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I hope Trump drafts zoomers and city slickers and unifags to work the farms.

>11:01:32 is 11
LATE LATE LATE

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you missed a golden opportunity to fill nigger infested areas like detroit with the pools closed nigger.

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wait
WAIT
DOES THIS MEAN... NO MORE H1B?

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Looking forward to Tuesday when reporters shill pro immigration BS at the WH presser when Americans without jobs are watching

like put up your deux

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I'm well aware. But the development with oil, and everything else lately, changes the general geopolitical dynamic. I'd be fucking shocked if moves aren't made.

>30% of nursing home workers
>Most deaths are in nursing homes

I mean that really percolates my pistachios

nigger that's what EMDR is for

I hope they were leaking to their White House correspondent so Trump can revoke CNN's press pass.

When the Jew recoils, you know you're doing the right thing.

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Reminder that 90% of H1Bs go to Indians nowadays. Expect major seething by Modi and MSM tomorrow

he didn't say he was going to deport immigrants currently here (yet)

Or they can get automated. Funny how strawberry picking robots only got out of the lab during Trump, isn't it?

>You are the invisible enemy.
It will turn out to be Canada. Screencap this.

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Looks like they've done that themselves

this

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>If I put a decimal in my percentages, it makes my stats sound REALLY important

Fox News woman reporting on radio right now about Kim in North Korea that he is in bad shape, allegedly, after some heart surgery or whatever.

>>Tuesday WH press briefing
>>Trump and Kim walk to the podium
>>The illness was a cover story to get Kimto the US
>>Trump announces the Korean subjugation as the first khanate under the new American Empire

~A M N E S T Y~

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next they're gonna suggest to all vote in person so that darn dirty drumpff can't win by voter fraud, with every MSM small hat kvetching to the sky
Honestly thought the dude was a long game troll until there was video of that MAGA tranny arguing with someone else and that guy was also there to argue with the tranny.

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You sit upon a throne of lies and I would stare at you tuccerly if I saw u for real

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>marshal law might be next
>He says this while dems are forcing people to stay in their homes at gunpoint

Guys -This isn't even second term no-fucks-given Trump.

Imagine how Trump will be in 2021

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She even said "Oh my God" under her breath and started reading the news again, wtf

>>Millions of college students went into debt to get a high paying job.This is now the toughest job market in American history, foreign nationals should not get preference until students can get jobs. Pause all visas until we’re back to full employment. Put US citizens firs

I got out of school in 2007, bush and obama really did a number on the work visas

also, fuck india

KATY TUR FINNA BE FUCKING FIRED

will he play the Pelosi ice cream ad?

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN DIVERSE WORKFORCERINO OF INDENTURED SERVANTERINOOOOOOS

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>Kim Jung-Un in severe condition.
>Borders have now closed.
America is closed due to aids and stingrays.

It wouldn't kill you to read the tweet.

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Okay. I get that Dims, (((MSM))), Twitter and any other liberals or the allies are have a collective aneurysm over Trump saying, "Fuck off! We're full," but what is the the best facts we know about Little Rocketman. The best I can figures is he had some kind of heart procedure, is back at on of his homes, but condition is unknown.

actually got here 30 mins early
i'm good now

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>>>Trump announces the Korean subjugation as the first khanate under the new American Empire
>"Also we're revoking our recognition of South Korea and recognizing the DPRK claim to the entire peninsula. You niggers stiffed us on trade and defense for 70 years, so say hello to your new head of state."

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no, i agree with you. they are just waiting to pull it. they have a secure beachhead in california and a foothold to attack the eastern coast in canada. they have aspirations to colonize most of the world. they desperately want a chinese millenia. if things look ripe they'll start shipping bodies en masse. all those tankers that bring us plastic junk can just as easily ship millions of troops and tons of supplies per day.

Hi, good morning, I'm kinda bored; can I join the this thread.

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Imagine Trump 2022. Will he tell everyone to celebrate those double digits?

It doesn't help that DHS has been basically micromanaging the quotas without any approval from POTUS or Congress or even US the people who live here

I did read it. Japan has been automating healthcare for years.

how will this work? will the h1b visa farms be raided and deported? millions of indians taking tech industry. My boss is on a visa. will they be kicked out? please god

Next move SHOULD be cancellations of all the h1b visa scum in US.
Nothing else will suffice.

>John Miller strikes again.

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then go to Brazil MAGAthing holy shit

Hello habibi all are welcome except niggers and commies

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They just discovered federalism, they don't want a revolution, they want gardening and lawn mowing banned like all zoomers.

>developed by (((shapiro)))
coloring books seem safer than jew science

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This is Ben Shapiro right now - notice he can't even tweet anything

During a pandemic there is no constitution

>thighs like an animu grill
imagine how much of a leglet he is

Go away, Egypt. Fix the damn Sphinx first.

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OP kicking It old school!

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As long as you aren't a dick.

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yikes remind me to never got old
btw I've only known a few CNAs that weren't retards the rest actually became nurses or doctors and hell even the nurses aren't so bright
but my guess is those working in long term care are actually fucking janitors you never know with these fucking liars

>can I join the this thread.
No.

Do we want kim to die?
what yields the most happenings and good press for trumo?

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