"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

This man asks you for your ID
>White = Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (Pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (Arrest on sight)
>Red = Commie (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Negro (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Jewish (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = You gay (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Get a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the countries flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Führer (Himmler) and destroy the country flag above your post
>Quads = Axis wins

IF YOU ARE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on sight
>3-6 off to the camp
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an honorary aryan and are conscripted into the Wehrmacht. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above you invades the axis on the side of the allies to rescues you
>Quads = Allies win

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Blessed.

*BAM*
>It was just a commie leaf

haha yea i love to play little gay games on my little gay racist anime forum! haha yea i'm ROLLING you guys! rolling becaue i hate tha j00s! haha yeah guys, fuck those n-words haha

H-hier, bitte s-sehr.

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I'm white

Here you go sir

Do something new

>Sir you dont seem to be walking straight.
>Wait a minute.
*BAM*

lol

Looks like you pass, Hans

top o the mornin, ol' sport!

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Ich bin juden

rolling

I'm nordic bro I swear

You sure are. Meet you in Paris Sir.

I am the Führer now

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Bier, bitte?

Pls no shoot.

You dare stop ME?
Arrest this man immediately.

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based

>Literal Kang
*BAM*
*BAM*

And a faggot one at that

Rolling

My papers are in order.

Rolll

No

y..you too

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Guttentag gruppenfuhrer.

To the camps with you Feinberg

*ded*

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Test

...does this count as brown? I'd say its more of a tan.

Hier sehr

Jawohl und geschloßen!

Fuck off Jew.

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HEIL HITLER

Looks olive to me, but we can't be too sure. Follow me please.

Ich habe nichts gemacht.

Alles gute zum Geburtstag, mein führer.

resistance, always resistance

Danke, gute Jagd.

What about you look like this

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nazis are cringe pagans

Roooooll

Here you go.

inb4 Jewish

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Sir, i am confused with my promotion,
y'see my Badge is Zyanid-Zyan which is a composite color made of BLAU and GRÜN.
so what am i, sir.

Hopefully I pass

Morning mate.

Wat zijn uw bevelen opperbevelhebber!

why not

Rollin

>roll thread starts with trips
Well I have to comply then.

Ah see you in the Brauhaus my friend

Don't be stupid
Be a smarty
Come and join the nazi party.

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Rolling

Wann bekomme ich mein Fahrrad zurück?

88

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Out of my way juden swine

Roll

Ihren handen bitte.

Glory to Cobrastan!

of course, kamerad. here you are.

Well you get to be on a road trip in the champagne

Away with ya. We're doing Gods work
youtube.com/watch?v=H4vi06-BIls

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Oy vey! Rerolling!

Checked

Roll

Just passing through

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bitch lasagna

*pew*

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Ching chong

roll

fuhrer here

Epischer reroll

Mijn ogen zijn niet zo goed maar ik vermoed dat u zich in een hogere rang begeeft dan dat ik mij in positioneer. Herr Oberste.

The Jews did nothing wrong

Based lum invades America

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roll

Don't mind me

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Nice trips what did you mean by that?

oy vey its another potato famine

Das gut

Roll

Roll

Lets go to Washington then


Happy Birthday Hitler!

rolling

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Still not in bed? Naughty bong.

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Welcome to your future, Hans.

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