/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3355 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

Top ranking product on alibaba under "service equipment" are body bags.

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Hey, I hope you're taking care of yourself, you know why? Because you're important! Don't take any silly risks, okay??

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>was oil the major domino
it was over at the first coof

Witnessed. Also, yes. Oil crashing has major ramifications for a lot of world governments in terms of revenue, including the US. We're going to have to print trillions of dollars to bail the industry out.

What is the GCP everyone keeps talking about?

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This.
The Kim story is the start of the narrative.

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210 milly chinks carbonated confirmed

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>Funeral Supplies

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 792,759 (42,514) #2 Spain 200,210 (20,852) #3 Italy 181,228 (24,114) #4 France 155,383 (20,265) #5 Germany 147,065 (4,862) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 90,980 (2,140) #8 Iran 83,505 (5,209) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 47,121 (405) #11 Brazil 40,743 (2,587) #12 Belgium 39,983 (5,828) #13 Canada 36,829 (1,690) #14 Netherlands 33,405 (3,751) #15 Switzerland 27,944 (1,429) #16 Portugal 20,863 (735) #17 India 18,539 (592) #18 Peru 16,325 (445) #19 Ireland 15,652 (687) #20 Austria 14,795 (470) #21 Sweden 14,777 (1,580) #22 Israel 13,713 (177) #23 Japan 11,135 (263) #24 South Korea 10,683 (237) #25 Chile 10,507 (139) #26 Saudi Arabia 10,484 (103) #27 Ecuador 10,128 (507) #28 Poland 9,593 (380) #29 Romania 8,936 (478) #30 Pakistan 8,892 (176) #31 Mexico 8,772 (712) #32 Singapore 8,014 (11) #33 Denmark 7,515 (364) #34 United Arab Emirates 7,265 (43) #35 Norway 7,156 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +511 (+26) #2 South Korea +9 (+1) #3 New Zealand +5 (+1) #4 China +11 #5 Guatemala +5 #6 Guyana +1…

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"Just pause the economy for a few months" they said.

>have work to do and exam this week
t-there's still going to be a future right?!

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WHO WILL BE THE FIRST WORLD LEADER TO DIE FROM COVID-19?

Place your bets folks!

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OP is a fucking Republican

>MIA except by proxyfagging again

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chaos magic is real user

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>carbonated
Mmm chink soda

post the gif of all 3 of them

Checked. Future: Depends on your studies. Hopefully not some useless garbage.

Memeflag

LA County just released the results of their antibody study. Tests found that 4.1% of the county's population has
antibodies to the coronavirus. That figure is 55 times higher than what is suggested by the official case count.

This study suggests that the covid fatality rate in LA County, currently estimated to be around 4%, is probably more likely between .15 and .09%, when accounting for all the infections that have not been counted.

A Stanford antibody study had a similar finding, showing that between 2.5% and 4.2% of Santa Clara County residents had antibodies to the new coronavirus in their blood. The LA County study found a range of 2.8% to 5.6% of the population with antibodies.

Hapboomers btfo

it's because the virus is confirmed as a nothingburger.

D'ya not have a hard question, or something?

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What major ramifications? I absolutely should be worried right?

The planet will always spin with our without us, monkey paw user

You need to take your meds. All of you. You fucking fags onow that this virus is a fake.

there will be anew low that will stay for the longest yet in the next 24 hours screencap this

None of those antibody tests are accurate. The CDC changed all of the requirements of the stringent standards for testing.

Well, I'm feeling a little bad, and I'm having a runny nose...

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>BREAKING: KIM JONG UN ON DEATH BED
>>BREAKING: KIM JONG UN ON DEATH BED
Doobs and a crazy loco second-in-command sets off the nukes at China because he found out Xi was banging his wife and he thought she had a chocolate'y kiss but in fact she was rimming Xi regularly.

Plz gibe nukes.

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the best wars are started over resources. the only thing that could possibly be worse is water

why did cali get spared and new york nuked by coronachan

At long last. IT. IT is Happening. Strap the fuck in. We may not even live to see next week at this rate.

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Does anyone else think all those Ebolachan memes back in the day caused this?

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she's still C-19 free. I think she's well isolated.

kek

>none of those antibody tests are ac-
blocks your path

corrieredelveneto.corriere.it/veneto/politica/20_aprile_17/coronavirus-ufficiali-risultati-600-test-sierologici-pazienti-immunizzati-0cc76492-8087-11ea-86bd-3c90f4fa0182.shtml

twitter.com/ProfKarolSikora/status/1251416114954985472

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Virus is confirmed as a nothingburger.

Go.

Back.

To.

Work.

Lazy.

Fucks.

CCP shills, boomers and schizos won. They got too annoying so it's not very fun to come here anymore tbhdesuladfamalan.

>Was the oil a major domino to fall?
It has to be sold in dollars, so yes.

I guess I'm going to find out if nukes are real
sorry if I was wrong

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That nigga is a dead man walking lmao

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strain

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Anyone got any infographics on solar panel setup?

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When do things get exciting again?

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A lot of countries get so much of their revenue from oil sales. Russia, the middle east in general. The US has a huge part of it's economy tied into the oil industry. We're the #1 producer of oil worldwide. And now the shit is worthless. Everything from economic collapse to full on war is now on the table.

My wife is so cute!

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>she's well isolated.
Yeah, right! This shit got to Belize, ffs!! And an Antartic survey station in a mail package.
Balmoral will be a fucking breeze.

Based pic related

>he thinks the queen is mortal
new to the UK ahmed?

watch some anime user

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