PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KIM NO EDITION /ptg/

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MAGA

Kim was the coolest. Now all we have is worst korea

MAGA

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Xinigger killed Kimmy.

lil Kim is either attention whoring or xi jin the pooh finally got him

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why didn't you awoo user?

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MAGA

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um that's not the pic i posted
GOOOOOOT

The catalog is pretty weird. A lot of dead Kim shit. Even this thread is suspect. You think it’s a fake death?

F

>opens up to the west
>dies
Xi doing dirt
nuke chinks

damn why did they have to kill kim off like that

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Probably fake news

I did Make America Great, Awoo

SEND KIM YOUR ENERGY

WE SAVED BORIS, WE CAN SAVE HIM TOO

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Based. Fuck the south.

LAS MALVINAS
ARGENTINAS

youtube.com/watch?v=afrGiaxOorc
Code of the Slashers

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>Roger Stone on Boomerty
Maybe Tucker will cut them off

he started eating nothing but burgers after Trump's visit

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Awoo!

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sorry had to sortie took a second

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It’s the chinks trying to meme a reality.

NOOOOOOO
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY

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So now China is single-handedly removed America fron big boys club, although it's not a surprise at all. America was never a major player on the world stage anyway:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8238399/China-desperate-overtake-America-worlds-economic-superpower-stop-it.html

Kerry Brown, professor of Chinese studies at King's College London and a former First Secretary at the British embassy in Beijing, says: 'The question is whether China's domestic sources of growth will be enough to make up for [the plunge in] its external growth sources,' he said. 'Beijing has worked on a 'soft decoupling' from [the need for] foreign demand for a number of years, but Covid-19 could cause it to accelerate. Europe is in a pretty precarious position.
'It already was, and is now more so. Globally, it's no longer a case of sink or swim together.' Prof Brown argues that Britain will need to take a rational approach. 'You have to strip the emotion away from it. 'If in a few months' time Europe's growth is poor, America is struggling but China is OK, who do we turn to to get good returns and find economic possibilities? At what point will political reservations be overruled by terrible growth?' He added: 'It's natural that people are very furious now and looking for someone to blame. But, as we emerge from this, the entity that we blame for starting the crisis might be the one which rescues us. It's a public health issue now but it will end up in the field of economics.' And in that there is one clear favourite: China. The winner's enclosure awaits.

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how do i prove to my black friend that trump isnt racist??

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G00k.
I am now.

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Jury of Jackals.

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KIM YOU CAN DO IT

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>damn why did they have to kill kim off like that

Idk, but I like Joe, he's a good guy... They gave Trump a ring gun

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Anyone else used to support Trump, but now you realize he's an orange ass nigger?

fuck him wearing a MAGA hat.

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> ID BAt

What comes after Un?

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Fuck off Luke

I love that Awoo
I love all the Awoos!

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>Oh Kim, you look so thin, preese remember to keep up your strength, those bugers look extra tasty

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I'm going to miss Kim's baritone Barry White voice.

AAAAAAAAAA

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>CHINA BEST NATION ON EARTH!!! AMERICA NEVER GLOBAL POWER!! AMERICA WORST NATION!!! AMERICA = ISRAEL KIKES!!!!
Can you please remove your new slaves from your flag, CCP shill? I know that your new slave has already been bought and has overturned it's own democracy to support you and only you as you're it's primary trade partner, but please tone it down a bit.

ACCEPT THE VIOLENCE

pretty freaking weird.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
youtube.com/watch?v=hyNu5i_6lKA

TAKE MY ENERGY KIM

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I guess now because of your post

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Kim Jong Deux

A warning for the budding journalist- a lot of bad things have happened to me since I decided to give people an alternative to the standard narrative pushed by the entire legacy media. The worst thing (that I'd like to talk about) has been the attacks against my personal relationships. Social capital is a tricky thing to build and some of my most delicate relationships- some that took a lifetime to build- have been destroyed by a psychopathic group that is dead set on ensuring that there is only one point of view- only one narrative. So insane and paranoid that they can't stand even one voice in opposition. The moneyed interests that own the media will allow no competition, and be sure that they will come after you as they did me if you stand against them.

That said, it's my opinion that these "State shutdowns" are an attack by foreign interests on the American people- particularly middle class families.

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lel

I guess we'll call him kim jong ILL?

Kim Jong Deux

DOS TRES QUATRO
[Loud beeping]

No furries here

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Is this proof?

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australia quickly went from best bants to god awful
they're the new leafs

Dis nigga gets it!

Tell him to search "nigga Trump" on Twitter.

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Powerful.

Get fucked, boomer.

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>he names Trump the heir of North Korea

Is that an offer?

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No, that's proof of pandering.

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Deaux

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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based hot-nurse

It's troubling that he missed a key anniversary event.

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It's tucked between "her" thighs, isn't it?

That virus is so dangerous that nurses need to go out to do important things like blocking people!

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twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1252411218720985094

Looks like China has chosen their first theatre in the new proxy war.

It's Korean War 2: Electric Boogaloo with a Chinese Kim stand-in usurper.

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Highlighting the fact they have plenty of time to leave work and go stand around doing nothing. This virus is a fucking joke!

>Be Kim Jung Un
>Be able to order anyone to do anything
>Not ordering someone to cook you perfect nutrition meals and for no one to let you eat anything besides what is on your diet
>Not ordering someone to be your personal trainer and get at least 1 hour of exercise a day
>Not ordering people to shower you and dry you off afterwards

Like, why though?
Just make a plan, then enforce it.
Kim should oppress his future self.

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Cough on 'em!

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Anyone have the comic of the mexican waving the mexican flag, then ice deporting him and him crying about going to mexico?

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He walked up to her. Notice the Anti Vaxxer in the background behind her

Hanity something something Kim Jong Un after the break

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why the fuck aren't they at work?
the real redpill: they are
willing to bet they aren't real nurses

Is now a good time to buy oil stock?

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No it’s a Russian QT

Mad cause your country got cucked by based SOUF chads.
Eat shit yank, weakass liberal men like you got us into our current situation.
I spit on you.

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>not even the Hare Hare Yukai dance

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wtf I hate nurses now
>but unironically

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We know he isn't dead yet at least, because their arsenal hasn't set loose. He isn't known to have an heir so the family line would end with him. No way he goes out without a dead mans switch to try and light the world up.

NAM VET BTFO

He has children

> masked fascist demands people remain imprisoned

>standing outside instead of treating alleged overflowing hospitals
#Brave

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>they are
well, they save lives, so. yeah, this is in line with that

>dat truffelupalus at .06
Can't stop laughing. Thank you user!

best dance best show too bad a bunch of weebs had to ruin it with their stupid videos

>Hannity told about Kim's heart problems
>Ends with "Let's not your hearts be troubled"

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the "bottom" was on March 18th for oil stocks.
The price of crude oil going negative today was just a weird finance glitch. Oil stocks didn't really respond to it at all.
But in anycase, yeah, I mean it would have been better to buy oil stocks a month ago. But now is good too. Just buy something with large market capitalization, a strong balance sheet, and a long history.

Why aren’t they working? Oh yeah anyone faggot can wear scrubs.

Yeah but WHY is Boom King wearing a Punisher pin?

Powerful.

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try harder schlomo

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Saved as Lazy Narcissistic British Nurses Coronavirus Pandemic.

interesting question as to who would become the leader if something happens to Kim. Didn't he already kill all his other family members like uncles and anyone else who might make a claim to leadership? Would the generals try to take over? Or would Kim's sister try to claim leadership?
Kim Jong-Un also has a daughter, but she's 7. so maybe the sister could try to claim stewardship of the country until the daughter is old enough to become a figurehead in 10 years.

you are the textbook definition of psychotic if you genuinely believe they've got anything remotely near that capability

wait really?

brutal

It will be time to talk about Real hurting Farmers as soon AS WE STOP TALKING ABOUT SJW DOCTORS.

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REMEMBER TO CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH CARE HEROES

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utterly wasted.

IS SHE HOT

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Because he is a s 0 y faggot.

How did H1N1 happen then?

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A 7 year old daughter yes

I wonder what he'll say at the presser tomorrow about this. Tread lightly, my negro.

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prime suspect right there

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>ingraham going hard rn
line up the twitter kvetch

a little to young to rule then

Take your meds dude

>implying the dictator of NK wouldn't have 200 kids by now

Still zero deaths from beer virus.

Pretty freakin weird that Obama used up all the supplies in his first term and never replenished them.

if you can't stroke off your own ego in public, what CAN you do?

Is it tho?

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youtube.com/watch?v=vc6DtWg1o8Y

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>faggots not doing their jobs
That is if they aren't just larpers in scrubs bought at Goodwill.

the only thing trump undid was remove the watchers in China, which was a good thing, as they don't watch anything, and actually just are undermine the president's foreign policy like that Ukranian vindman rabbi

1,939 today but who's counting?

>aoc's voice
what the fuck

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The hidden Yas Forums server is discord gg sXDAKd2
Get in here, this week we will interview UK prime minister Boris Johnson
hshhe

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she finally did it lads

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WHY WONT YOU WISH KIM JONG UN DEAD DRUMPF???

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Why always those kind of unpleasant middle-aged white trashy male go for this kind of (((protest))) with such horrific taste on their outfit?

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maybe if one of them actually invents a treatment we can call them heroes, at the moment they simply babysit them.

it's not implausible that Kim actually has secret male heirs that he doesn't publicly acknowledge for fear that someone would try to take them out.

weird that trump went almost his entire first term without replenishing them. do you think he'll have it replenished for the next guy in a couple of months?

Everything that has happened was planned. Not by our own criminal stooge governors but by their controllers and puppetmasters. Their 'advisers' took them down this path and the result has been the financial ruin of every state economy that took these desperate measures. When things "closed" we learned that there are two types of people- essential and non-essential. The essentials are State workers, janitors cleaning empty buildings, marijuana sellers, liquor stores, State road workers, and the large corporations- McDonalds, Napa Auto Parts, and Safeway grocery stores. Who decided that these were essential during a pandemic? Is road work really essential in an emergency? Why is the State encouraging people to smoke marijuana during a noro-virus outbreak? Why are State-run liquor stores essential? Who are these State workers who are at home 'working' and still leeching their salaries from American taxpayers? Why are certain corporations exempt from these ruinous economic times? How is fast food take-out not a disease vector? Only the normal people are made to suffer- only the average middle class family and the small business is crushed by these heavy-handed State actions. Why are the rural hospitals closed?

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YOU MAKE A SOUND, AND I'LL END YOUR FUCKIN LIFE

youtube.com/watch?v=26PRhCJtgPQ
Heretic Anthem, outta nowhere