BREAKING: Kim Jong Un in "grave danger" after surgery

Hopefully Kim Jong Dos can step into the job if Kim Jong Un dies.

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Assuming that cuck stream media is true, this is a good thing.

>kim Jon Dos
wouldnt he be Kim Jon Quatro?

He is the only viable person for leadership. That’s why they killed off his brother in the airport. The other one wasn’t suitable and was dictated by the father as such.

How about his cousin, Kim Jong Catorce?

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Where did he go for surgery? That must suck having to be operated on by someone that fake likes you. They'll probably botch it on purpose unless he was smart enough to find one that took money over moral.

I read that at first as “in Grave Digger” after surgery.

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ruh roh

coronavirus turned him into a nigger and he tried to correct it with a surgery.
F

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F

>Skipping over my nigga Kim Jong Tres

>SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

I went to quadro because he'd be the 4th kim. The fact that Un is near Uno went completely over my head.

UNO, DOS, TRES, CATORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Catorce is Fourteen you drunken fool.

So the US government is trying to kill the leader of the only place not globohomoed to death by the eternal kike?

Bono from U2

How is it the US? He had a heart surgery.

Wasn't the other one an effeminate goofball who thought if we all would just hold hands there would be world peace or some crap like that?

It'd be Kim Jong Deux.

I came here to kick gum and chew ass
And I’m all outta ass

the 20s are going to be intense

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His sister finally made her move. He's dead. She stabbed him in the back, though not literally, she let the surgeons take care of that.
>Last month, she made her first public statement, condemning the South as a “frightened dog barking” after Seoul protested against a live-fire military exercise by the North. And in March, she publicly praised Donald Trump for sending Kim a letter in which he said he hoped to maintain good bilateral relations and offered help in dealing with the coronavirus pandemic.

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>AT THE MOWER EXPO SHOW-OAH-WOAH BE THERERRRRERERER!

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>kim #1 jong uno de lache

NOOOOOO NOT THE KIMMER JUNG UN NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN POOR GOODBOI KIM JUNG UN LONGBOI CLOUDY BOI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BAMBOOZLED MLEM BLEP BORKING FLUFFER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He got the absolute cutting edge medical treatment using their most advanced 1960s equipment and techniques. They probably forgot to pull the leeches off soon enough.

Q predicted this

IN NOMINE JESU CHRISTI!

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>yfw trump dicks her and thaws their icy relations with the west

>Dos
wut

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Isn’t he like 38 or something?

>imagine having heart surgery in North Korea
Wew

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>going to be

Yes, and he was unironically right. Too pure for this world.

RIP King

absolutely massive news

if kim dies and his sister becomes the de facto leader of north korea, then that country will open within two generations

she will issue reforms that legalize the bootleg media that her people are already watching, thereby creating more of a demand for social and economic freedom

>BRING THE KIDZZZZZ