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Coronavirus Spreads By Fats
Jonathan Gomez
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Brody Barnes
>Corona-chan braps!
Aaron Allen
Uh-oh, brapbros we got too cocky
Michael Taylor
yea you actually did its gross.
Colton Carter
Are you telling me I can get Pink eye and the corona with the same fart?
Bentley Gonzalez
proof of hoax as it's now a fart joke
David Hill
>by fats
Fat people spread the Ching Chong virus confirmed
Kevin Bailey
Lefties who can't drink milk are pissed. They should make sure they soak their beans before cooking them and mixing it with the rice, otherwise they spread the virus.
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medrxiv.org
Those countries(Europe) just came out of the winter months where the people would be indoors mostly or wearing bulky clothing to protect themselves from the cold. Not to mention the sedentary lifestyle like staying inside an office building for work also contributes to lack of Vitamin D from the sun.
I guess I'm going to have to go back to working out and waking up in the morning instead of staying awake all night. Gonna have to drink cow's milk and eat yogurt and cheese, which is something even vegetarians can do. You can even eat fish meat for vitamin D and their bones for calcium. And yes, fish is meat. Checking with Google, you can get vitamin D from eggs, mushrooms and other fortified foods.
Jason Ortiz
I fucking TOLD you people miasma theory was correct
Jayden Martin
Yes please!
Camden Russell
The hidden Yas Forums server is discord gg sXDAKd2
Get in here, this week we will interview Boris Johnson.
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Christopher Clark
what about logs?
Christopher Rivera
GO HOME, FAT
Daniel Nguyen
We were saying this in January, keep up faggots
Leo Taylor
Uh oh, stinky *coof coof*
Parker Myers
broopers BTFO
Carson Jenkins
I sometimes hold my farts in for hours and let it out in one devastating putrid push and quickly cover my head with a blanket to trap the aromas.
Andrew Hill
OH NO better close down all toilets and make sure everybody wears an extra mask on their asses!
Connor Miller
imagine having to test for that
Cameron Nelson
I wish to grab her nutella with my mouth as its gently sliding out of her exit
Matthew Wright
As soon as I heard that it was spread through feces I instantly thought about it spreading through farts.
>you got da poopoo in your nose
Jaxson Martin
It's just the NY Post shitposting.
Jayden Ward
butts go brrrrrr
Camden Richardson
Yes, I fucking told you assholes.
Liam Sanchez
>yea you actually did its gross.
Yeah you actually did, it's gross.
Ftfy.
Chase Howard
Just take vitamins you homo.
Jonathan Sullivan
BRAAAP
Christian Walker
>BRAAAAAAAP
Christian Richardson
No shit but it's not miasma theory it's EMF disruption. Miasma is what people thought back in the day.
Jack Kelly
This image needs a small japanese town under it
Sebastian Rivera
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A hot wet curry fart next my dear?
Isaiah Allen
Based
Asher Jenkins
>toot!
Sorry
Jason Mitchell
Weeks ago it was already established that while stool samples contain viral matter, none of it was infectuous. It would be very surprising if farts behaved any different.