I don't know how commodity futures work. Couldn't I have just bought tons of oil futures at 0.01 per barrel and now be offloading them for tons of money?
IT. IS. A. HOAX! Are you really going to let a bunch of fucking libshits and communists tell you what you can and cannot do Yas Forums? Are you going to let commies and leftshits tell you what you can and cannot buy, what job is and is not essential, when you can and cannot have a job, and even when you can and cannot go outside??!
WE NEED MORE PROTESTS! and not just in the states run by some libcuck governor. We need to start having these protests NATIONWIDE to signal to these filth in Congress and the minority chamber of the senate that they don't get to tell us what to do or trample over all of our rights, including the freedom to peaceably assemboe.
Furthermore not only is this shutdown killing more people than the hoax virus but you just *know* these degenerate effeminate traitors to America are loving every minute of forcing OUR president to be harassed by (((journalists))) rather than holding our rallies.
So we don't just need to reopen the economy--WE NEED TO BRING BACK OUR MAGA RALLIES IMMEDIATELY! They are trying to extend the lockdown forever thinking this will help them win the election. Even our president cannot be there in person I think we should start holding pro-Trump rallies in every single city of the country, just like he was really there. Who's with me?
The price crashed because you have to take physical delivery of these contracts at some point and there's so fucking much oil oversupply that all the storage is full.
Nicholas Cox
doomers can't explain anything better than the doompaulers could this is really just a particularly bad flu season in the grand scheme of things, the real danger is the precedent in ignoring civil liberty
Thank you, guy whos obviously here to shill or has never posted here before in his life
Ethan Reyes
Thats a man
Benjamin Martinez
that should be: make america meow again
Jonathan Johnson
if everyone on Yas Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
Thomas Cruz
asymptomatic rate is ~46%, combine that with whatever the rate of not serious enough to get tested cases and you got a big ol' nothingburger
Well that is how they work, the virus was allowed to run free for months before mitigation was enacted. Do you think a lockdown made really any difference when it was already in the community for months?
>no goy don't protest libshit commie overreach don't save your economy from futher debt enslavement don't hold inspiring national rallies for your president protesting is only for gay niggers! So I guess our president is a shill too huh?
>be me >this girl throws constant hints at me >decide to be staunch and do a pro gamer move >wait until we are alone >grab her by the pussy and even manage to stroke her clit with my finger for half a second >she stays still >sexoffenderregistry.wav >one of my friends shows up and it gets super awkward for a second >the girl guides my hand back into her pussy as soon as my friend leaves The fucking Don is getting me laid tomorrow, definitely voting for that motherfucker in November.
nah that's not quite how commodity futures work. when you buy a futures contract, let's say for june 2020, you're saying "at this price i bought it at now, i am betting that oil will sell in june at this price." think of it as buying a barrel of oil that you will sell in the future if the price of oil is higher than the future you paid for, you make the difference. if the price of oil is lower, you lose the difference that's a simple explanation, it's a bit more complicated than that. there is some capital investment required, so when the oil was at negative prices you couldn't just promise to deliver all the world's oil in june and reap absurd profit when the price is higher than negative. also because the prices are tied to supply and demand, if you were buying up a shitton of futures contracts for june you are increasing the price of the future contract, thus not getting yield. it was such a low price because there was no demand for it because you would be losing money at any higher price
an example of how you could lose money on those negative prices: if you bought a negative price contract, for june, but hypothetically in june if demand was still so low and supply so high that you can't sell the oil, you promised to sell it at the market price of negative, so whatever you gained of negative price you pay in the sale - and if the price got lower you pay even more than you received. even if bought the barrels yourself and not the contract, you'd have to pay for the storage and transport/disposal of it which would be why it had a negative price. it's really strange and bizarre to wrap your head around, and it's really funny to pretend otherwise, but negative prices do not mean free money
i still haven't got an answer as to how the chinks "fucked up" and let slip a bacteria when our lab had literal 20 something interns handling deadly pathogens daily
John Cook
if you dont have a katana and a dakimakura are you even white?
Oliver Flores
>bacteria sorry virus
Hunter Green
the trying to outwoke each other is always hilarious AF. they can't see that they're screwing each other
Are you really going to let that cuck live in your head rent-free? You are better than that. The crazy thing is that the girl is a purple belt at BJJ, I could have gotten the shit beaten out of me if that had gone wrong.
Do you think these chink gore webms are isolated incidents? China has no respect for safety or quality control because they're soulless bug people. I would trust your 20 year old interns over any chink virologist.
>The crazy thing is that the girl is a purple belt at BJJ Thats tomboyposting and PL is a personal fren of mine, sir
Kayden Miller
Because Chinese don't give a fug about procedure when they aren't being directly observed and they cut corners at every given opportunity. Their refrigerators for example had visibly broken seals.
