PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THIS BUT UNIRONICALLY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Obama Proud of Biden 4/20/20
pic.twitter.com/cU6gIdMgGi
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/20/20
c-span.org/video/?471349-1/
youtu.be/wv5QIDTRtZY
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ 4/20/20
c-span.org/video/?471350-1/
>Black Voices for Trump Real Talk Online w/Hurr Katrina! 4/20/20
youtu.be/jz9TboVHbSY
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/20/20
c-span.org/video/?471362-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on Bloomberg 4/20/20
youtu.be/i7uORiesZ9k
>SrAdviser2PresTrump Hassett on FBN 4/20/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150775496001/
>WBGPres Malpass on FBN 4/20/20
youtu.be/TAIJ3aMj6p4
>NIAIDDir Fauci on GMA 4/20/20
youtu.be/_C-NxRVsu8c
>KAC outside WH 4/20/20
c-span.org/video/?471361-1/
>KAC on FoxNews 4/20/20
youtu.be/cJ5iV_hyKus
>ThiccSarah on F&F 4/20/20
youtu.be/MNoWWP94nSE
>Pentagon Press Brief (UndDefSec4A&S Lord) 4/20/20
dvidshub.net/video/748440/
>CDCVideo: Corona-chan: Managing Anxiety&Stress 4/20/20
youtu.be/BTx1vELv7zU
>CDCVideo: Corona-chan: Caring for Someone w/Corona-chan @Home 4/20/20
youtu.be/6SrOWD1NVmw
>WHVideo: SG Adams: Keep It Up 4/20/20
youtu.be/k9qFWtm0QQE
>WHVideo: FDACommr Hahn: Plasma 4/20/20
youtu.be/pkHYQQolZu8
youtu.be/Y6oI5rveBU0 (full)

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/
fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/
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MAGA

MAGA

MAGA

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MAGA

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baste

reminder that JOEPEDO! loves all his grandaughters
twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1252334221361848320

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rachel is way hotter than chanel

AWOO!

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Test awoo

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Thank you baker

Awoo!

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Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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me on the left

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NOT MY __________!

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Awoo!

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Kys furries

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open bob ivanka

4 MINUTES BEFORE BASED TUCKER COMES ON

I LOVE WATCHING HIM WITH ALL MY NPC FAUX NEWS WATCHERS AND PRETENDING WE ACTUALLY HAVE FRIENDS

IT'S SO CASED

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>sending niggers to die
twitter.com/BridgetMarie/status/1252343108877946880

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Joe Biden was commenting on a localized viral outbreak in China. He didn't predict it would become a pandemic.

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If geneticists can figure out how to clone dinosaurs, why can't they figure out how to make it so that you can have sex with a thicc black woman and make a white baby?

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no, those are for daddy only.

what the flying fuck is wrong with boomers and sailors?

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You literally don't know what the word cuckold means I guess.
Listen closely faggots. You've coomsumed too much nazbol bullshit. If you want to succeed in life and kids:
marry for class and not race.
If you marry for class you don't need to care much about race since you won't marry low iq.

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I just ate an entire can of Spaghetti O's with a white Disney princess on the front AND I'm white.

Call the police, I don't give a fuck. I'll just get acquitted thanks to my white privilege anyway.

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kek

zionists are not real Americans

can't have children with different species

>folks

every. fucking. time.

probably a result of fudgepacking navy faggots spreading AIDS

>cuckold thinks fucking shitskins isn't cuckoldry

Cuckold, please.

Beaners...

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Canada counts as a petrostate.

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Neither are (((memeflags))).

the navy is gay user
gays are unhealthy by nature

also ships are cramped spaces where diseases spread easily

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>the outbreak will get worse
also
>stopping travel from china is wrong

lmfao at this literal retard

NUCKLEAR AD

twitter.com/peterjhasson/status/1252374440572157956

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Based

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”Let them eat ice cream.” - Nancy Antoinette

youtu.be/s7DKYML2MRs

why the FUCK is there soup promoting an 11 year old movie?

yikes.

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>nigger soup

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>also ships are cramped spaces where diseases spread easily
yeah i dunno why there needs to be an investigation. the fact that a decent percentage of americans literally cannot fit in certain doors on ships should explain everything

I too enjoy cat meat cooked in sewer oil

Don't eat your hair you dumb dog!
Their traditions are grog, sodomy, and the lash.

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OH NO NO NO

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>buying food that will spoil

T U C C
I
M
E

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strong, but nancy is in a safe blue district

That's American culture

MAGA!!!

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Trump should tweet this ad too tomorrow once they block the PPP funds again

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Awoo!

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I read that in her voice, along with the sound effects of her tongue wiping her teeth.

I don't care if they're fake I still want to see them

glad InternetHistorian got some work making Tucker's photoshops mark zuckerberg

Brutal. Gonna sockpuppet this all over.

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>1,932 dead

Why you guys bullying my mom? what did she do to you?
You know when you bully me. It has no effect. it effects my mom.
You're driving her crazy, driving her to insanity, driving her to sickness.
You just hate my mom don't you? You just fucking hate that bitch don't you?

Imagine without these thug retarded bully piece of shit. I could have a job and live on my own. and my mom would be well off.
But nooo, that's not how life goes. She gotta breathe in second-hand smoke, and be in a constant state of rage and wish I didn't do that.....

I don't die so easily, you notice that? of course you notice. Cause i'm not dead.
And I'm fine. I got whatever I want.
My mom though...... she's suffering.

Who knows what's she said and agreed to and whatever. She's in a state of "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS"
And it's you guys. Fucking with me. Thinking i'm a simple idiot. But you're not afftecting me.

My mom is in the state you want me to be.

You're a fucking worthless garbage, gang of fucking retarded faggots.

And if a next fight occurs. Only you will end up dead.

I will not allow you to come up behind me, pull of a bitch move and allow you to move on.

I will have your head on a spike

I think Tina's slowly approaching Ben-tier

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Is Trump being controlled by Big Boss now?

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>flu d'etat

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>eat our sewer slop, bigot
youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

>organizing protests is a criminal offense

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>flu de'etat

he's off today
let's all watch Hannity instead.

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They can stay home if they want, retards

>Jews want racemixing
>"ME RACEMIX, ME BASED"

Yikes indeed, my cuckold friend. Yikes indeed.

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>opposing quarantine is racist
I thought black people were upset about being locked up

SO FUCKING BASED

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>fox news nazi confederate death cult rump
wew, used so many buzzwords he had to make new ones

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>254359531
>look Mom, I posted it again

Why do Berniebros get obsessed with Nazi flags and imagining oral sex between men?
citizenfreepress.com/breaking/fake-news-the-nazi-swastika-flag-supposedly-at-michigan-protest-was-actually-from-bernie-sanders-rally-in-idaho/

10 year old can

>if you want the government open up, you want niggers to die
kek

Checked n Kekked

BASED

>sniff memes
Yeah, I'll say.

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their viewers run on emotional triggering, the context or sequence doesn't matter, only that the buttons are pushed at all.

I get paid either way, asshole

BASED
when will Trump impregnate Kayleigh?

coronavirus just canceled homosexuality...

it's finally over...

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Imagine living in a country where you have it so damn good that you can use high technology to complain about people not eating the food you want them to eat for your own selfish ideological reasons and believing that you are oppressed.

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There are so many layers to this, I don't understand

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Oh barf

>here's that weird little guy on CNN

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the all seeing eye

Maggie blocks his path

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