/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3353 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

>don't take any silly risks
Literally not wearing a hazmat. What did you mean by this?

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HA HA YES! YES!!!!!!!

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lolis

Mine too bro. Prepare for destruction. The happening just got 10 ft higher

Because I know you're not sick! But if it makes you feel better...

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Which state are you at? Heard Texas is also opening up soon. Seems like a disaster in the making desu.

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Crash and burn when?

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Tent
If it walks, flies or swims, it's food
Fire is simple to make

You're human, you can figure it out

I hope you are ready for trolling!
You are all going to get so trolled!
HAHHAHA!
This is going to be great, great for me! Not you!

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>born too late to explore the world
>born too soon to explore the galaxy
>born just in time to enter the thousand years of darkness

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RIP user

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any updates on him? is he already in a hospital?

benis

Georgia.

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Who /comfy/?

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Gonna eat spagetti Bolognese

No picture uploads on this vpns ip?

I'm sure the government knows what they are doing. They are better informed than Yas Forums that's for sure

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drawfag here again
gib requests i will check them tomorrow on the archive i need to sleep now
>inb4 Imgur
uploading files is blocked

It finally happened bros, all the high testosterone men died and I'ma bout to procreate!!

Ayyyy my brother. Methingham here how you doing?

y..you to user
~boop

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>ordered tourniquet and emergency medkit 2 weeks ago
>hasn't arrived
>ordered a 360 serving long term emergency food crate 4 weeks ago
>hasn't arrived

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>coworker mentioned that he wants to go to the beach this weekend

Looks like I'm dying in 2 weeks, bros

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I just sharted the biggest turd possible.

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Once it gets to 10x swine flu deaths, can we start comparing it to the next deadliest disease?

Oh great... a Brazilian that got past the filter

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North Georgia here. Essential worker, but working from home, so I'm pretty comfy.

cat should be protected too. but yes.

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reportan

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Just another one, Corona-chan about to punch the viewer

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Hey. Fuck off.

Disgusting. Reminder that trannies are just cultists. If people were allowed to live as their true selves, as either tomboys or femboys, they would be healthy and happy. Unfortunately, sometimes they get groomed into thinking they have problems that don't exist and that it can only be "treated" with drugs and bodily mutilation. But in reality, no one is ever happy when they "transition". It's just a meme that ruins lives. The tranny fad needs to die and people need to start accepting and loving themselves for who they really are. Natural traps and tomboys who don't get tricked into taking damaging hormones or getting heinous surgeries are always a million times happier and more attractive than these tranny abominations. If you support or enable trannies in any way, you are not a good person. You are part of the problem. Trannies are an active death cult that recruits through bullying, gaslighting and harassment. They go out of their way to make people feel uncomfortable with their true selves so that they feel more dependent upon the tranny cult and its backhanded encouragement. If you have any love for tomboys or androgynous men, or if you just don't like seeing people get hurt, it's your job to speak out against trannyism and point out the damage it causes. It's not a real sexuality. It's not a real identity. It's not even a real mental illness. It's simply a dangerous fad started by fetishists and enabled by politically obsessed sycophants, and it needs to be stopped before more people ruin their bodies and their lives.

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First step is breathe. The most important tool you have no matter what is your mind and panicking is the number one cause of death in a life or death situation.
Start learning bushcraft.
Start with foraging, then hunting
learn how to make shelters, fire and purify water
things will start to open up to you from there

Very

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So what's with the people /STILL/ saying this is a hoax? How the fuck could you possibly think it's a hoax at this point? What the fuck?

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Kemp ain't too bright, but pic related was the alternative

.Nah, I'm mostly at home.

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That's good. I am essential too. But that's my fault for being a wagie. Probably gonna go be a NEET again in a couple weeks

I wasn't expecting the happening to happen this soon! I gave it 2 decades at least. I had plans for learning innawoods survival during that time and now I'm caught with my pants down!

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fresh off the boat from your e-celeb reddit thread, TurboNiggerKike?

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Don’t encourage me! I might just start trolling twice as hard as ever before!
HAHAHA!
You’ll never see it coming!

very

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stateofchildhoodobesity.org/adult-obesity/
How fat is people in your area? Also is the mobile shopping cart for fatties real?

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Bye bye.

NC is chomping at the bit to open back up. I think a second wave is inevitable and I think it’s gonna be a fucking rip-shitting riot and the bodies are gonna pile up quick fast in a hurry

I just tried some "georgia style" bbq and it was pretty bad. I'm sticking with texas style from now on, slow cooked with light smoke.

STOP THE RESTRICTIONS
OPEN UP BUSINESSES
LET THE HAPPENING CONTINUE
CORONA MUST GROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

>whiny doomer bullshit
born just in time to set the standard for the next 100 years

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It's the same one

I promise you my governor does not know what he is doing

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Based

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IM GAY

I BOOP YOUR TUMMY TUM TUM :3 X3

GIVE ME KISS

UGHH~

BE SAFE THERE OUT THERE!

WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS

-PUNCHES YOUR NOSE AND CHEEK AND TUMMY TUM TUM-

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say that to the pole and british anprims

It’s good to see all the happeningfags and shills have congregated in one thread.

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did they refund you?
i'm going to be honest with you "kits" are garbage and can usually afford to be because people dont use them for the purpose they think they will be able to use them for ever. You're better off building your own kit and it would probably be even cheaper

no wonder why american elites have such disdain for their plebs

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What's Deutschland secret anons?

I think my country is going to be the hardest hit, both economically and virally. Our quality of life is going to have a larger drop than any other country on the charts. Pretty crazy to think about.

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Die, commie faggot.

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Very fat, very, very. You will walk into a room and the majority are fat. But, not my family. Me mum, for example, is like 90 lbs. The scooter thing is kind of a meme, I mainly see people with broken or injured legs or super old people, but I have seen fatties.

This state sucks, unironically nothing here is good.

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Your time to be alive was like 4-5 years ago, desu, before the silk road got rek'd. All kinds of access to weapons and chemicals.

Still not bad today, just gotta be a little more intuitive.

Good luck.

BIX NOOD OOGA BOOGA!!!!

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>j-just a flu b-bro
>l-look at these bullshit studies saying everyone had it already!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

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rolln

sorry wojakfag you feel that way

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Cute Shinobu

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Nothingburger.

Get.

Back.

To.

Work.

You.

Fucking.

Fags.

Based and cutepilled

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lmao

>t. repressor
Take your pills, Alice. You're just causing yourself more harm. Might I suggest checking out as they are very helpful with repressors such as yourself. You'll eventually come to accept yourself as a trans-girl.

When our masters let us out of our cells can’t we just mass scale boycott large corporations and only do business with the struggling little guys who will be debt ridden after all this?
Wouldn’t that beat the Jew?

>Stores now have pixie glass or pseudo plastic between you and the clerks
>Most places are starting not to accept cash anymore in favor of credit card transactions
>Everyone has masks and gloves, people without those will get a fine and jail time if caught without them in public
>Government is encouraging civilians to take video/pictures, whatever of these people and turn them in for "rewards"
>States are opening up various outlets with little to no guidelines

I'm starting to think this virus really is a hoax and it was just a good excuse for the government to exhert more control over the populace and give coroproations a massive handout

Obesity is a mega problem here. There are people who are so large I dont know how their skeletons haven't collapsed

I'm anprim/ecofash leaning, dont know what I call it but I want to go back
sorry if you dont love nature, especially the human one

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The tourniquet comes with shears, gauze, and a few other extras. I also ordered a splint, which did arrive. The med kit should have everything else I need to assemble a decent IFAK. Got some super strength ibuprofen as well.

had a fucked up day
> govern about to open up state
>live with family
> mom and dad old and precon
>me layed off
>mom memeing her to go back to work for no reason ... has a death wish
>sister layed off but in a field there going to reopen friday
> mom memeing her to go back
im end up broke homeless and sick and have to kill the family pets

***coof***coof***

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No such thing. Nobody is actually a tranny. It's a fake identity pushed on gullible people by gaslighting cultists.

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For a pasta this is actually redpilled.

wuhan was OFFICIALLY using a taiwanese vpn for handling bulk of email protocol. i had to solicit specialist help. more to follow. love you

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yes kemp or a sheboon who looks borderline retarded with a giant gap in her teeth

I had a job?

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>rolling facism ala 1984
>lefties just eat it up
NOTHING TO SEE HERE GOY. JUST OBEY WITHOUT QUESTION

>States are reopening up

NO FUCKING NO, I WANT AT LEAST ONE MORE STIMULUS CHECK!!!!

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I SAID

GET

BACK

TO

WORK

YOU

FUCKING

FAGGOTS!

Red Leader standing by.

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even assuming the trash studies are absolutely true, 3% prevalence is really far away from >70% required for MUH HERD