/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3351 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

>tfw no yandere gf carving her name into you

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Argies what will kill us first? The virus or the social/economic unrest?
Quarantine got expanded 15 days more

Based.

Not too runny adn not too hard?

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Those poor moths.....

checked

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Don't forget that 50% of Sweden lives alone... Less than 30% of people in the UK live alone.

A lot of COVID transmission occurs through sustained close contact.. like - say - living with someone.

statista.com/statistics/526013/sweden-number-of-households-by-type/

statista.com/statistics/961002/households-in-the-united-kingdom-uk-by-type/

Who here wants lockdown lifted so niggercattle go back to facebook?

Set tinderpass to Japan, some real crazy broads on there.

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Digits untill full economy colapse

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I've had a perfect poop for the last 3 days, almost no wiping required -> less tp used

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YOU FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE!!!!!! THIS IS A BIG NOTHINGBURGER AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!! EVERYTHING WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL IN MAY 1ST AND THIS IS WILL BE FORGOTTEN!!!!!!! EVERY DINGLE COUNTRY IS ALREADY RECOVERING!!! FUCKING KYS /CVG/ NIGGER!!!

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why even live

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>less than 5k deaths worldwide
>deaths flat lining worldwide for well over a week now
Kek its over, eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work losers.

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You know me too well Danecoomposter

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some other forum is full of reports of people who have symptoms for 40+ days, saying that it has become chronic, and reporting neurological symptoms.

>oil prices plummeted
>logistics and supply of food will no doubt be affected by this
how long until PVP mode is turned on in the uk lads?

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Stupid chink thinks Yas Forums listens.....

>tfw user with no proofs was larping all along

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Why did Wuhan Institute of Virology email password thread get nuked?
Is this chan run by China?

drumpf just said murica got ventilators for days
thousands build each week and they are HIGH quality

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I’m so unbelievably comfy right now

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 788,690 (42,263) #2 Spain 200,210 (20,852) #3 Italy 181,228 (24,114) #4 France 155,383 (20,265) #5 Germany 146,653 (4,706) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 90,980 (2,140) #8 Iran 83,505 (5,209) #9 China 82,747 (4,632) #10 Russia 47,121 (405) #11 Brazil 40,581 (2,575) #12 Belgium 39,983 (5,828) #13 Canada 36,670 (1,680) #14 Netherlands 33,405 (3,751) #15 Switzerland 27,944 (1,429) #16 Portugal 20,863 (735) #17 India 18,539 (592) #18 Peru 16,325 (445) #19 Ireland 15,652 (687) #20 Austria 14,795 (470) #21 Sweden 14,777 (1,580) #22 Israel 13,713 (177) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,674 (236) #25 Chile 10,507 (139) #26 Saudi Arabia 10,484 (103) #27 Ecuador 10,128 (507) #28 Poland 9,593 (380) #29 Romania 8,936 (478) #30 Pakistan 8,418 (176) #31 Mexico 8,261 (686) #32 Singapore 8,014 (11) #33 Denmark 7,515 (364) #34 United Arab Emirates 7,265 (43) #35 Norway 7,127 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +24,054 (+1,688) #2 United Kingdom +4,676 (+449) #3 Turkey +4,674 (+123) #4 Russia +4,268 (+44) #5 France +2,489 (+547) #6 Italy +2,256 (+454) #7 Brazil +1,927 (+113) #8 Canada +1,614 (+93) #9 Spain +1,536 (+399) #10 Belgium +1,487 (+145) #11 Belarus +1,485 (+4) #12 Iran +1,294 (+91) #13 Saudi Arabia +1,122 (+6) #14 India +924 (+33) #15 Germany +911 (+64) #16 Mexico +764 (+36) #17 Netherlands +750 (+67) #18 Peru +697 (+45) #19 Ecuador +660 (+33) #20 Portugal +657 (+21) #21 Qatar +567 (+1) #22 Bangladesh +492 (+10) #23 United Arab Emirates +484 (+2) #24 Chile +419 (+6) #25 Ireland +401 (+77) #26 Sweden +392 (+40) #27 Serbia +312 (+3) #28 Poland +306 (+20) #29 Dominican Republic +284 (+9) #30 Ukraine +261 (+10) #31 Israel +222 (+5) #32 Switzerland +204 (+36) #33 Philippines +200 (+19) #34 Panama +194 (+6) #35 Morocco +191 (+2)…

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a fellow aristocrat? my nigga

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Don't betray your ancestors, user

There's already mass infections at US food processing plants, only a matter of time now

I'm gonna say it
Kaczynski saw the symptomps of an industrial society and attempted to find a solution for it but ultimately failed as it either would not be permanent or would include the altering of human behaviour, the incompatibility of which with industrial society is the reason why he argues for the destruction of industrial society in the first place.

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Jannies are probably chicoms.

Stop feeding me 5kg of rice bro

>been ted posting for a month in /cvg/
>stop for a while
>anons take over
feels good

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Who's pic related?

We will each have our battery powered backpack ventilator post coronavirus. Like Darth Vader.

there is only one solution and that's the final one

what are you listening /cvg/ ?
youtube.com/watch?v=DTZIhGulhKY

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source?
i've been enjoying the lockdown so far but i always knew it wouldn't be this /cosy/ for long

Godspeed. remember to use PPE for your PEEPEE

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protip: thot posters are either shills or desperate attentions seekers

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youtube.com/watch?v=fNfboNEFh-g

l'm guessing by the quality of the thread that nothing much is happening?

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>50% of Sweden lives alone
Kek imagine thinking you read this from a graph and not asking yourself if that is even likely.

Yucatan so tourist land

Akumal

This. And it shits up the threads, same as any shill chicom bullshit

youtube.com/watch?v=vM3J9jDoaTA
If you didn't see it.

damnit, forgot to add this

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youtube.com/watch?v=hXetO_bYcMo

I hate them more than any other poster, fucking coombrain faggot fucks.

F

youtube.com/watch?v=viIAl7jBsFU

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Checked
Shit is hitting the fan, it seems

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Check the archives. We've been Tedposting extensively since 2017, and we were the first to Tedpill /cvg/. Not that it matters, but we were here long before you.

Based bat virus leaker.

Original /cvg/ thot poster reporting in

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abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/jbs-shuts-minnesota-pork-plant-hit-covid-19-70246042

Will you be getting one?

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We had our dopamine rush watching crude oil go into negative 40 earlier
Now it's just relaxing and comfy thot posting with the lads before bed time

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So why the hell do Tedbros hate an-prims?

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Fellas, lets be real, I just want to cry, but I wasn't allowed to cry for so long that I've forgotten how to. Tears just sort of come up into my eyes and roll down my face, and that's crying I suppose. I don't know why I want to cry. Maybe because I'm happy that the current world order is collapsing, maybe because I still mourn my fiancee, maybe because I've learned enough about our system that I'm afraid it'll not collapse. Maybe I never got over my first crush, maybe I no longer know friendship or trust, maybe I've come to terms with my death, which will come in not much less than a decade, for one reason or another. Maybe it's because I've realized that my parents are trash beyond saving.

Or maybe it's just because I thought I had made new friends, yet I just got rejected by them again, and they don't even know they rejected me, because I'm fucked up. What's it say about me that you are the only ones I can talk to about this shit, and get a response? I know I'm not horrible enough to be unlovable, because I had a fiancee, but on the other hand, she killed herself, maybe because she realized how horrible and unlovable I am.

I don't know fellow Anons. Sometimes Death's sweet embrace seems so welcoming.

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>"It's important to me that this isn't only tied up with death and technology," says ICU director Gernot Marx.
>"We bring most people back to life, not because of all the machines we have but because of people who know what they're doing, who commit themselves so strongly."
>"We understood that we could and must use the time to prepare."
>More than 3,800 people have died in Germany out of more than 133,000 confirmed infections, a rate well below other big European Union countries such as France or Spain.
There you have it, the secret to corona survival is caring people.
Doesn't surprise me at all that Italy, France, Britain and Murrica got hit so hard.

>IT PEAKED, ITS OVER
>coronachan is barely in its beginning stages and is working her way urgently towards blessing the whole world
>i laugh

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I'm going to your door to throw a right fist aff yer dish

You've been warned

200 deaths less than last thread? What happened?

Bill still haven't said anything about the oil, what is the boomer up too?

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It's all about controlling your smiles and cries, brormand

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Tedpill? Inform me im late

Why is suicide chan so popular in Fingolia?
Can't you just eat some meatballs and get comfy in your bed after?
The fuck more do you want nigger?

2 most useful drugs for this

Tocilizumab = stops cytokine storm
>give as soon as viral pneumonia shows up, so 2nd week
Heparin = stops clots
>give in 2nd and 3rd week

keep it up

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Another country lying, nothing to see citizen keep moving on

Had a patient arriving with their saturation at 50. I don't know what stopped them, lack of equipment or what, but she wasn't intubated for hours.
Lots of covid cases, can't keep track of them all. But there was another lady, saturation at 70, 51 year old that lost her son to covid the previous day. She only needed o2 for that moment, but her lungs were toast.

No doxing rules obviously you stupid newfags
Go back to redddit

>new fag doesnt know how to tell when someone has the numbers

Nah, there was some ethot ("parrot" was in the name?) near the start
She got doxed and disapeared

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How are you going to react when I hit you with a roundhouse kick wound up from the dark ages

Is Brazil rip?

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The dead are rising

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If a collapse happens, it's all fucked, literally all of it, one way ticket straight to Amish town.

>takes decades to even start rebuilding most basic things
>all the know-how is possessed by the boomers whom won't last decades
>factories and production are all scattered around the planet and at great distances even within countries
>once the boomers are dead it's gg
>like 90% of people will outright starve to death / die in some other way in first 10 years, good luck rebuilding professions
>people forget shit over time, make mistakes, they know system A that was built on top of system B which was built on top of system C which was built on top of system D, and people that know system A don't even know how to rebuild system C (if you work in tech you know what I mean, half of shit is coded in dead languages from 1980s that nobody knows anymore)
>b-b-but the know-how is stored on hard drives and PCs! Good luck with that with no electricity
>b-but the books! good luck sifting through millions/billions of pages collecting random bits of data from wide spectrum of subjects, google "It takes 1 000 people to make a pencil"
>good luck storing the books so they won't get wet/dirty/eaten by rats/mold (you're used to heated rooms and climate control, try storing books in a forest for decades)
If a collapse happens, we're lucky if in 50 years half the kids can even read/write lmao, and you're talking about 'collapse? no biggie kek, just rebuild'.
That's why Corona Chan is THE HAPPENING.

>Rome took ~1 500 years to get back on same level
>Egypt took ~2 000 years to get back on same level
>If Atlantis was a real thing, we didn't get on same level after ~9 000 years
>All other countries/civilizations that did rebuild after only couple of centuries had outside help from unaffected regions, still took centuries to get back on medieval level
'Just rebuild lmao'.

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I feel it bro

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Is this a bioweapon made to target whites and half whites?

brormand those two look a bit young

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Weaponized autism status: Activated.
(If I fucked linking up go to Yas Forums for the thread)

is this for ants?

WTF, this doesn't just happen.

Read "The Truth About Primitive Life: A Critique Of Anarchoprimitivism" By Ted Kaczynski. I would provide you with a link, but the only one i know of is inaccessible due to theanarchistlibrary.org being down.

You may find it included in his book "Technological Slavery," here You ought to have read that already (more than once) if you consider yourself a Tedposter.

What's up, cvg? How's your absolute nothingburger virus coming along?

When are we gonna hit that 10 million you promised? Two more weeks? Again?

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based

Look just about right to me

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Stop self loathing and you'll realize that nothing bad that happened had anything to do with you

Nothingburger flu. Fuck Kikes.

I assume first fiance so everything new hurts. Owning your shit around people is important or you'll quickly find out who your real friends are. Most friends are good-time friends who may not even treat you that nicely if you let them. Life goes on. Learning what not to do and helping others makes it easier.

See Read the Washington Post link first.

well its mostly killing mostly niggers in the country known for letting ANYONE live here. I personally think that it just takes a little while for her to mutate to different races but time will tell.

Pretty good, she killed oil today, for his birthday.

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>testing to see if any thread that mentions the Wuhan email leaks gets auto-shoa'd

Nothin personnel /cvg/

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...

it specifically targets negroes kikes and sandniggers and chinks above whites

WHO HAS THE CONTENT OF THE CHINESE EMAILS, LADS?

SOMEONE GET IT ON PASTEBIN

TRANSLATED OR NOT DOESN'T MATTER

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>Dead: 10,000,000
lol, still only 10,000,000
How many days has it been stuck at 10,000,000? Four days? Five days?

What's going on? Posts and threads about emails concerning the coronavirus keep getting deleted.

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this happening sucks

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The difference to now and rome and egypt is that we have widespread literacy and a higher standard of education, in my country atleast.
>all know-how is possessed by boomers
20 year olds are boomers now ?

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it was just a chink ruse

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did she do it today on purpose or?

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Im going to hit you with an uppercut so perfect it will instantly be worshipped as religion

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy

I always used to shit on the system, but I never felt like I got to be a part of it.
I never held a job, never had any income, dropped out of college.
What do I have to gain from this? Was the system so bad?

Remember to watch the Norwegian currency go Zimbabwe mode tomorrow when the North Sea crude oil opens for trade

We are about to get swarmed by Norwegian women seeking refugee from financial ruin

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And petrol and diesel both lose volatility
In a couple of years half of it will be useless
In 5 - 10 all of it will be shite

No, /ourgirl/ detests fatties, diabetics and other people that have some sort of exisiting health condition, seemingly without particular racial distinction.

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will do

Based and poop pilled, don’t forget to wash your hands

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I took a screencapture of the emails and passwords. What do I do? Guam is in the South Pacific, but still near China, I guess. I don't want to end up dead if I post the emails.

>If the world hates you, understand that it hated Me first. If you were of the world, it would love you as its own.

David Brin's The Postman (the book, don't know about the movie) described it quite accurately.
It was only about 20 years after the collapse but already the young generation was illiterate and didn't know anything about anything but subsistence farming, because everyone had been too busy just surviving to teach their children anything.

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Why the fuck are the jannies pro china?

>tfw no big tit weeb gf
Why even bother at this point anons

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Lmao at people who think there will be more happenings after Corona Chan in this century, the happenings will be

>our mud and wood village again got raided by roaming gangs of cannibals
>after 900 years some kid rediscovers how to read, positive happening! too bad there are no books left
>after another 50 years people discover there were more than one written language, brains blown
>after 400 years some farmer digs out of ground a bit of glass, wonders if aliens have left it there, the broken piece of glass becomes the sacred relic of the village

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I'm going to lay 10 rapid on your chin

Always

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you're just getting older friend, I feel the same, guess how old she is

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Ask him if he's buying the dip.

How should these subhuman Amerimutt pieces of shit pay for their biological weapon attack on China? I think China should nukes every single muttoid shithole city, kill all the men and women and turn their children into cumdumpsters.
Though this whole crises only proved just how subhuman mutts are as the virus the released killed more of them then it ever killed chinese. Just proves how worthless these animals are, they are only good to produce jew propaganda and to suck off and rim niggers.

do you have any content? most of the accounts are stale by now...

>he clicked the link

WEW

What is interesting in the emails?

January poster coming through

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they really aren't