DO YOU REALIZE THAT?
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A CONCEPT OF FUTURE ASSETS GOING NEGATIVE. NEVER IN HISTORY. YOU ARE LIVING IN HISTORY
THIS IS GOING TO CRASH THE ECONOMY, EXIT ALL MARKETS.
think about this, this opens of pandoras box, how do you price this now????? 0-(-5)? do you realize how big of a deal this is? this is going to fuck everything up forever.
well
fuck you
nigger
Very cool story. Keep me posted.
Yeah OP I see it too.
I'm stockpiling rice, beans, and guns.
Cope
>he didn’t buy the dip
hahaha faggot
Just a scheduled reset.
Based. Same here. I sure hope everyone here owns their homes.
>Oil hits zero
>"Well it cant get lower BUY BUY BUY"
Where's the Trump 1.2K bill?
I wouldnt worry about it, futures market looking good so this will rebound soon to 30 - 40 bucks again
>oil will stay worthless forever
After the reset. Likely only to those deemed "loyal".
>THIS IS GOING TO CRASH THE ECONOMY, EXIT ALL MARKETS.
Yes. That's what THEY want
Greenbacks are a classic you nigger.
im a poor milinial so i dont have anything in the markets to lose. sucks for you though boomer.
BUY GOLD
>BUY GOLD
BUY GOLD
>BUY GOLD
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A CONCEPT OF FUTURE ASSETS GOING NEGATIVE
what are bonds
BUY BTC
BUY BTC
Abluu hoo hooo
Seethe and cope
Holy fuck boys! My gas tank was on empty last night and this morning it was full! I thought the gasoline fairy did it but it was the fucking negative oil prices!
>TWO MOAR WEEKS AND ALL OUR COCKS SHOOT OFF!!!!
The money from your gibs or wage-cucking is going to be WORTHLESS. The dollar can only be printed into infinity because oil is traded in dollars so every country uses it. The one thing holding back the tidal wave of hyperinflation just went NEGATIVE
checked
>pshek
Why? If the bank comes during a financial crisis where people are going chimp don’t they expect bullets?
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY YOU"
>"I DON'T HAVE SPACE FOR 50,000 BARRELS"
>"I AM RUINED"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW"
It's an inventory control problem, dingaling, not an economic apocalypse.
REMINDER: BTC was designed exclusively & directly after the 2008 crash by a guy who got pissed off by centralize currency being pissed away to corporations who cause the problems repeatedly.
Get. Some.
This user gets it our dollar just went negative
>buy gold
Golds crashing soon
Why dat nigga pink
haha oil derrick go thump thump thump thump thump
the rope market is bullish
Why don't they just edit the numbers? The economy is fake and stupid.
thats it i’m starting a roth ira
Best explanation I've read.
...what next?
Everything will crash, gold is going to crash the least. Would you rather lose some of your assets or lose everything?
This. But zerohedge happeners gonna happen.
BUY HEX
>BUY HEX
Financial markets are fake as fuck. Literally just pumping numbers in a calculator and it going brrrrrrrrrr.
Saudis and Russians blowing up each other’s oil fields
How much will you be renting your asshole for next month when the economic boogaloo starts?
We will never return to the gold standard
Already have guns, ammunition, oil, gasoline, platinum, gold, silver and, a few grams of rhenium.
I’m sitting on a pile of gold and guns in a dry cabin in the woods in Alaska
Why not have the monetary standard be based on quality masterrace cum? It's literally a seed stockpile for the future.
That is called a super production crises, already happened before.
Doesn’t matter what the we do with the dollar after it’s WORTHLESS. You’re going to have people minting their own coins out of precious metal once this gets going
Algerians will soon move to France en masse. An exodus of biblical proportions. We will fall without even firing a bullet, again. It's the end of the EU, prepare for a war Hans.
>new energy source revealed
>oil now worthless
>go negative because disposing of billions of gallons of waste is more expensive than paying someone else to take it
This is just the people in the know exiting before us plebs get to know about it in 4 weeks.
>I’m sitting on a pile of gold.
Ok schlomo. So you're gonna be one of the fellas paying/raping the booty, not offering it? I guess in the Alaska bush without any women, you boys stick together.
Have fun with the upcoming chimpout, what do you think the nogs will do when a month of gibs can’t buy a loaf of bread?
user predicted this month's ago exactly to the day based on the owl design tie Boris Johnson wore when inaugurated by the Queen . Someone post it please.
Good.
the time of jubilee is upon us
all fake and gay debts will be wiped clean
I dont give a fuck. This is not our happening. This is a shift of paradigm and the end of a shit system, which wasnt eternally present either btw.
What will you do when you can't eat your gold. ducats and ammo? More importantly, what will you do when you can't get your boomer heart and diabetes medications? The nigs will outlive you
I also made a thread about this weeks ago.
Anons insisted nothing would happen and everything would be fine. it really didn't take much reading to see this would happen, but Yas Forums is retarded as usual