I am having a problem with noisy sparrows. How do I exterminate them. What is the best poison to use on sparrows and what is the best way to get them to eat/drink/ingest it. I just want them dead, I just want some advice on how to kill these noisy pests I don't want to hear any push back. Thanks.
Noisy Pests
You could stop being a faggot, and leave them alone.
buy a ghillie suit and stalk them until you get the chance to pounce, then swallow them whole to assert dominance. Pouring some bottled deer piss on yourself could probably help to, not coyote though, that will scare them off.
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use ear plugs since you're too poor to afford a rental unit with dual-pane winows.
Cabin fever leads to the great sparrow massacre of 2020. Deranged man in a cammoflage suit confronted by SWAT team. Man was reported to police by neighbor who noticed him chasing sparrow with a badminton racket. Bird was not harmed.
Don't poison them that fucks with everything.
Just get a bb gun and start shooting them. They will start to catch on and go away.
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calm down Mao
I was thinking gopher pellets or antifreeze actually. Or, maybe gopher pellets soaked in antifreeze. Both types of poison are recommended in other online posting forums that I have read.