Noisy Pests

I am having a problem with noisy sparrows. How do I exterminate them. What is the best poison to use on sparrows and what is the best way to get them to eat/drink/ingest it. I just want them dead, I just want some advice on how to kill these noisy pests I don't want to hear any push back. Thanks.

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You could stop being a faggot, and leave them alone.

buy a ghillie suit and stalk them until you get the chance to pounce, then swallow them whole to assert dominance. Pouring some bottled deer piss on yourself could probably help to, not coyote though, that will scare them off.

This is the correct answer

use ear plugs since you're too poor to afford a rental unit with dual-pane winows.

Cabin fever leads to the great sparrow massacre of 2020. Deranged man in a cammoflage suit confronted by SWAT team. Man was reported to police by neighbor who noticed him chasing sparrow with a badminton racket. Bird was not harmed.

Don't poison them that fucks with everything.

Just get a bb gun and start shooting them. They will start to catch on and go away.

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calm down Mao

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I was thinking gopher pellets or antifreeze actually. Or, maybe gopher pellets soaked in antifreeze. Both types of poison are recommended in other online posting forums that I have read.

>Get some cognac and a white sheet to hide your shame while you eat them after drowning them in brandy and force feeding them various foods

This is how you truly defeat your enemies

Use an airsoft gun, poison is for faggots. Make sure to only remove the invasive nigger birds though and not similar looking birds like chickadees.

Birds are based you fat fuck

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To all of the faggots in this thread that don't know - Sparrows are an invasive species in the United States. They kill native birds and crush their eggs, and build nests over them. They should be exterminated.

This. You shoot like 3 of them with an air rifle and the rest move shop. Don't poison the environment.

So am I, and I'm only talking about noisy sparrows, no other bird spices. I actually like pigeons, their well mannered birds, unlike sparrows. Sparrows are pushy bullies, and noisy.

Retards.

This sounds like a problem for Chairman Mao.

Shoot with BB or air gun. Poison is indiscriminate and harms non-nigger birds.

Have you asked them to be quiet?

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based retards poster

house sparrows are an invasive species in america.

Only based answer

Just get a pellet gun faggpot

Loud and annoying?
Are they the niggers of birds?

I have a problem with noisy dogs. They're fucking everwhere.

Thats because you live in the backstreet alley you fucking gypsie nigger.

The sparrow should be the one poisoning you for being a fat fuck near him, desu

Target invasive species, like cats. Some types of birds etc.
Try to benefit the ecosystem and keep it in balance.

Kill yourself and all your problems will be solved.

The problem is that I am in commiefornia, so I must be discrete. It has to be poison. What do you recommend.

Hemp necktie. Or a Columbian necktie, if you're hardcore.

Remove chinaman from the premises

cats do nothing to endangered bird populations

Bread soaked with Etandiol in minecraft.

Yes they do, feral cats are a huge problem in Australia, they kill millions of birds.
Cats are a real impact on the ecology of birds and other critters. I say shoot them between the eyes.

No, I live in a new residential neighborhood with houses and people just get them. Sometimes I wish I could live in the West where the dogs don't bark.

Dogs bark here in the west, you just gotta cope with it.

Dont hurt the birds. Get a white noise machine and sleep with a rainstorm

did you just do this lmao

All outdoor cats deserve death and so do their owners.

My advice is to suck start a shotgun.

TELL THAT TO THE BLUE JAYS I WATCH SNAP
THE NECK OF BABY SPARROWS THAT FALL
OUT OF THEIR NESTS.