Guys listen. OKAY? hear me out. Alright what if guys... what if, and i know this is farfetched but LISTEN GUYS...

Guys listen. OKAY? hear me out. Alright what if guys... what if, and i know this is farfetched but LISTEN GUYS. OK NOT EVEN SCHIZO POSTING BUT WHAT IF THIS OIL THING IS BIGGER THAN WE CAN EVEN IMAGINE? WHAT IF OIL IS COMPLETELY USELESS? OKAY i know this sounds stupid but don't go buying the dip just yet. what if.... they are going to be rolling out the new tech. What new tech you may ask youself? WHO KNOWS BUT ITS COMPLETELY REPLACING OIL AND WILL CHANGE THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. I know sounds too good to be true and probably is. just a thought!

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you post like a schizo op

FREE ENERGY CONFIRMED!!

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i told you im not a schizo in the op tho
thats what im thinkin fren

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I know. that's why said you post like one.

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i also thought of this
we will see

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Then why are they desperately filling up every last bit of storage then instead of just capping the wells?

fucking kek

sage

Listen, what if all cars are actually electric and run forever but they need gasoline to lubricate their parts?

Better, they pay you to consume it.

Lol bs nigger boi it's never hat easy

you mad pussy?

jew

infinite energy is here
golden age ahead

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You need 6 TP every hour, now a complete day has 24*6 TP needed and that's alot. THINK about it, nothingburger

I can make all the TP i want with a 3d printer that runs on free energy, bitch

kek

MILK MIIIIILK MILK MILK SLUUUUUUURONSLLLLUUUUUURP MILK MILK!!!!!

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>WHAT IF OIL IS COMPLETELY USELESS?
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and using covid-19 as a distraction.

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printed TP is all crunchy, just hire fine hookers to clean your shitty ass with their silky long hair

Something about sound waves, antigravity or perhaps retro engineered technology from crashed ufos

no no, no. NO. bud. pal. BUDDYBOI. you are not getting it! NOPE. NUH UH. You see sport, I will pay a ONE TIME $5 fee to whatever smart ass autist comes up with the FINEST design for 3d printed TP. THAT SHIT WILL FEEL LIKE 1000 $10 HOOKERS AT ONCE ON YOUR ASS. Think about that big guy.

If that were true then the futures that are months out would be negative as well, but they are all positive. One month contango is $60.

Impressive.
Very nice.

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its better than free, the producers pay you to buy it!

nice

ok hear me out
just a thought
maybe oil is magical grey dimension alien trick that turns humans into psychic slaves and the trump golden warrior secret society formed voltron OMEGA Q and defeated the psychic hilary alien goblin space vampires that want your adrenochrome and now we don't need oil ebcause now our energy will come from happy thoughts and his lord and savior jesus christ. not schizo. just a thought!

Ok Biden, calm down and take your dementia meds.

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you need help bud

the psyop is complete
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

China was putting all their effort into Thorium reactors, thats actually what the Bundy ranch was about, Harry Reid was giving all the thorium mines to the Chinese

5G towers > Tesla energy tower
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COVID-19 going supernova
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