/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3350 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

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okay lads, give me the real truth.

How over is it?

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Why would the bongs do this?

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Who would they go to war against? And why?

Where are my fellow Burgers buying ammo? I had a gun already, but only just got an AR and now I need a lot of .223.

anyone else enjoying their isolation?

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what if a virus is the consequence of industrial society

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she got ripped off

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humid is bad iirc

according to wikipedia high humidity is good at stopping the spread of viruses

Why the fuck are my fellow mutts protesting the governor's of their states? You want to go back to work? This makes no fucking sense at all. Why do you need to go back to work so badly? You need money THEN GO PROTEST THE FUCKING BANK FOR TAKING YOUR PAYCHECKS DURING A PANDEMIC
The governors are trying to save lives, the bank is taking it from you. You will be fine without going to work for a while.

>only have a np95 halfmask, googles broken
>P3 full mask arrives next Monday
>need to sign documents in the office Thursday
wtf bros i'm ded for sure :(

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For 5 months now, yes.

That’s kinda hot

Your virginity is over

It ends when you stop counting

It "ended" accoridng to govern, for coronachan? She doiesnt give a fuck,thats exactly how you collapse by ignoring a major problem to prioritize something that you can take care later

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get back in your cell Ted

Is it still fair to say this is really still the start of the pandemic rather than the 'end' as many governments seem to be trying to say?

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bout a 14/88

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Yes

phoneposting
>get really drunk two days ago and take some benzos
>wake up and gf says I gashed my back pretty bad
>she already bandaged it up
>look at it today with mirror after shower
>she actually crudely carved her name into my back
>it's going to scar
She's been acting really fucking attached during this quarantine thing. Am I going to get killed?

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What mask you getting, hans? I'm thinking either a Swiss one, or a Fernez Willson.

How the fuck did they get that Sneed to Chuck like that? Gotta be fucking fake.

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Not if you do her off first.

We've got another couple months to go at the very least. My personal estimate is august or september for the northern hemisphere

Kinda, I hate not being able to go to the gym.
But I'm glad I don't have to drive for an hour a day, that all of my classes are less of a haste to deal with, that I have more time for personal projects, and that i have the time to read some books i've been meaning to get to.

A few places online have 556. Palmetto State Armory has some steel case Tul Ammo but I don't trust that shit.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 786,698 (42,205) #2 Spain 200,210 (20,852) #3 Italy 181,228 (24,114) #4 France 155,383 (20,265) #5 Germany 146,653 (4,706) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 90,980 (2,140) #8 Iran 83,505 (5,209) #9 China 82,747 (4,632) #10 Russia 47,121 (405) #11 Brazil 40,581 (2,845) #12 Belgium 39,983 (5,828) #13 Canada 36,670 (1,680) #14 Netherlands 33,405 (3,751) #15 Switzerland 27,944 (1,429) #16 Portugal 20,863 (735) #17 India 18,539 (592) #18 Peru 16,325 (445) #19 Ireland 15,652 (687) #20 Austria 14,795 (470) #21 Sweden 14,777 (1,580) #22 Israel 13,713 (177) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,674 (236) #25 Chile 10,507 (139) #26 Saudi Arabia 10,484 (103) #27 Ecuador 10,128 (507) #28 Poland 9,593 (380) #29 Romania 8,936 (478) #30 Pakistan 8,418 (176) #31 Mexico 8,261 (686) #32 Singapore 8,014 (11) #33 Denmark 7,515 (364) #34 United Arab Emirates 7,265 (43) #35 Norway 7,127 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +22,062 (+1,630) #2 United Kingdom +4,676 (+449) #3 Turkey +4,674 (+123) #4 Russia +4,268 (+44) #5 France +2,489 (+547) #6 Italy +2,256 (+454) #7 Brazil +1,927 (+383) #8 Canada +1,614 (+93) #9 Spain +1,536 (+399) #10 Belgium +1,487 (+145) #11 Belarus +1,485 (+4) #12 Iran +1,294 (+91) #13 Saudi Arabia +1,122 (+6) #14 India +924 (+33) #15 Germany +911 (+64) #16 Mexico +764 (+36) #17 Netherlands +750 (+67) #18 Peru +697 (+45) #19 Ecuador +660 (+33) #20 Portugal +657 (+21) #21 Qatar +567 (+1) #22 Bangladesh +492 (+10) #23 United Arab Emirates +484 (+2) #24 Chile +419 (+6) #25 Ireland +401 (+77) #26 Sweden +392 (+40) #27 Serbia +312 (+3) #28 Poland +306 (+20) #29 Dominican Republic +284 (+9) #30 Ukraine +261 (+10) #31 Israel +222 (+5) #32 Switzerland +204 (+36) #33 Philippines +200 (+19) #34 Panama +194 (+6) #35 Morocco +191 (+2)…

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100% over
>apocalypse virus with an R0 of 8 and 100% fatality
>economy collapsed and logistics will soon
>mass starvation and mass graves soon
Even if corona is somehow stopped, we are watching clownworld burn to the ground

Two of my friends have the virus now, they were taking it seriously.

All I can think is how so many people fucked up so hard to get us to this point.

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Probably not, but all I care about is surviving until I am certain the world is going to collapse, than I can die happy

GEORGIA RE-OPENING ON THE 24TH
>GEORGIA RE-OPENING ON THE 24TH

twitter.com/jbellamytv/status/1252330778807209989?s=21

I’d say so. Lockdown can only go on for a couple more months in Europe maximum without major riots. With the hot weather starting to arrive in the northern hemisphere people won’t want to stay in a lot of seasonal business will collapse.

I already bought steel cased Wolf for practice/backup in case I run out of brass. But a lot of sites are either jacked up or still out of stock.

pvp soon tier

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How did they get infected?

Assert dominance by carving yours into her

>over
Nigger this shit ain't even started

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>If we aren't allowed to shake hands - what form of a greeting is then best?

I guess we all know the real salute.

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>tfw yandere gf

>>she actually crudely carved her name into my back
Hot.

>Got a paid 6 month internship a month
>worked for 2 months before lockdown
>now getting paid to do nothing at home
>ends in 3 months
feels good man.

>china women whiter than whites
Uhhhhh...

Yo is that real

Praise be to Corona-chan

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Its nothing

Aye

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Dräger X-plore® 6300 for 72€ incl. shipping from ebay - one time used. Filter is still sealed (ABEK2 / P3)

youtu.be/Q5-xnJCFgzY

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kek

Do you reload? I saw a lot of powder, bullets and primers for pretty cheap last week.

our bday kid was way ahead of his time

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A couple of months for what?

Nah cause then anyone gf will think he appreciates it

Just in time for mosquito season

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This one is. And the interconnectedness and interdependence of the global industrial-technological system due to rapid long distance transportation and communication have facilitated its spread and ensured the a breakdown in one area of the tightly coupled system almost immediately spread to all other areas.

Read "Why The Technological System Will Destroy Itself" By Theodore John Kaczynski.

Kaczynski is no longer in ADX Florence. He has secretly been pardoned and released.

>Netanyahu and Gantz make a coalition for the crisis time
>30 ministers
lol wtf jews

>someone somewhere is panicking that they can't do their usual handshake
This species is so cringe...

so the consensus is that it's definitely over.

Well, I guess Yas Forums got what it wanted, do you think meme magic accelerated all of it?

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I'm not going to hurt her.
It's scaring me, bros. She's been acting really fucking weird lately. Can women have mental issues develop after 23?

One's a paramedic so probably from work, but they never went near any known or suspected infected.
The other no clue, probably bad luck when going outside or possibly them mucking up their disinfecting routine.

>how did they get infected?
It's all Scientific really..

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>Digits
That's a yes

Until the virus passes within the northern hemisphere, but that's if we're lucky.

It's not like there's anything we can do to stop the virus. We can only prep and hope the future after this is better.
Short term it will be hell but late term who knows?

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The only thing faked in this pic is the word ‘obey’ that I shopped in. The NHS is garbage. Totally shit beyond belief except in the sinister paedophile ring media that operates here where the NHS is saintly and bravely managing to save everyone from corona.
It’s peak propaganda here. Meanwhile today has been all bbc cover stories about the nhs helping old people because we discovered that they had not only been euthanising the old by refusing treatment but refusing to even allow them into the vast empty hospitals (in case more important people got sick and needed the beds - apart from stupid fucking Boris they didn’t) and sending them to infect previously uninfected care homes while they are left to die. In 24 hours the other day 92 previously uninfected care homes reported that they had been infected by the NHS/government in this way. I and others started posting these things on social media and now they are afraid that they’ve been caught doing eugenics, and they have.

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yes definitely possible.

They want to be White, but are too insecure about it

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Get out of there, women never change once they reveal their insane psycho side