White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #1

Starts in 30min @ 5:30PM EST.
Deepstate is sliding the board with oil crash threads, probably to hide some big news. Maybe Tom Hanks is confirmed executed.

The White House
youtube.com/watch?v=wv5QIDTRtZY

Global News
youtube.com/watch?v=bMLXQG7jH6Q

C-SPAN
youtube.com/watch?v=ea3xv_Np_2Y

TIME
youtube.com/watch?v=AgwEUYSoppE

U.S. Department of State
youtube.com/watch?v=2HP9cCCz_0g

NBC
youtube.com/watch?v=0AHQmBkAEJY

CBS
youtube.com/watch?v=p96NOOjUJBE

Fox Business
youtube.com/watch?v=v9HV2C9BOF0

Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=3ZJUnhN5ETw

Fox 10 Phoenix
youtube.com/watch?v=JvHFqnrh5Ko

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Looks like they are sliding this "Tom Hanks is dead" thread.
It got moved to bant.

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bump

Can they just start at 6:15 EST like they always do and not waste our time with this 5:30 bullshit?

They do it to build up the viewers you dumb shit.
Bump.

Based leafbro.

Reporting in Sir.

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thx leaf

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Was going to laugh this off because 'Kirstin Dunst- wtf' , but then I remembered she was in Interview with a Vampire. She's a vampire kid in it, and it's implied she has sex with the older vampires.

Spooky.

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PAGE 8??? WHAT THE FUCK BROSSS

This should be a really interesting one today.

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Bump.

lol - wonder if oil-journo will be there again to not know the numbers

here ill give you all the tl;dw version

>muh ventilators
>muh swabs
>muh were testing more than anyone else
>muh oil is fine don't worry about it
>damage control
>Pence *YAAAAWWWWWNNN*
>Q&A
>some lols
>done

Birx is out now.

bump

i hear she has a barrel of oil under her skirt

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TRUMP OUT NOW.

I like turtles & chocolate milk.

DEATH TO CHINA
DEATH TO CCP
DEATH TO CHINKS

Trump out

General with a red folder there...

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Time for the press' dick flattening

Ol donny t did say he was going to stabilize oil prices...wha happen?

t's starting!
>it's starting!
it's starting!
>it's starting!

What a glorious day.

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boxer war 2 when?
maybe sooner than we think

they are stable now

>We'd get it for the right price

>implying it wasn't topped out months ago

>we'll get it for the right price

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BACK TO WORK WAGIE
TIME TO DIE FOR THE DOW

MIGA!

war cumming like my cock when i stroke ir in the sun

Where's my Milley? Who's this shrub?

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Taking bets on how he'll answer the questions about oil

>My bet is he Starts yelling about how bad CNN is even though the question will be asked by fox

Are Birx or/and Fauici on there?

Anyone have that gif of the red/green folder switch on live TV?

I don't trust this wu bat

I think Birx

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Birx is there, Fauci is not.

That was some British website fucking with the lighting for muh "green new deal".

>muh ventilators
Tick

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He's been consistent on it actually.
>saudi and russia were fighting like children
>price drops
>pandemic kills demand
>price drops
>pandemic really kills demand
>price crashes

He deflect to low gas prices and how it will benefit the reopening.

WUHAN WUHAN
GOT YOU ALL IN THE CHECK

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EXPOSING THE MEDIA AGAIN!

Really weird effect though. Too subtle for any normal person watching the TV, and was gone too quickly

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Not a good enough excuse given the video
youtu.be/YyHfzcItoFs?t=25

are we getting 75 million barrels of oil for the reserve at a price of -37/barrel for a net gain of free oil and 2775 million dollars?

We still need the daily comparison of our ventilator count vs every other country

What is he doing.

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I don't see how gas prices crashing are bad. Stock that shit up, it has inherent value

>using the white house again as a his personal rally gym

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS CLOWN!?

Semonite is Trump's wall-builder General. Kek

Also, stop shouting Todd..

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>what is video editing?

A decrease isn't that bad, but a complete crash making it worthless it's horrible for the industry and its jobs.

samson option

just arrived
did he talk on oil already ?

>sliding the board with oil crash threads
You dumb motherfucker. Global economic power is about to shift away from the United States perhaps for the first time in 70 years, and you think that's a "slide thread"?

Now this guy knows how to talk

This guy sounds like he should be a contractor who builds decks and patios for a living

holy shit what a tiny general

What's up with the wonky eye?

he mentioned "record low" but nothing to in depth yet