/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3349 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

We got too comfy frens, now we'll have to kill each other in the battlefield.

we nuke you for the fun of it

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totally nothing barrel

Let the end, begin.

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Our nukes are better, your death will be quicker.

What happened? She have a stroke?

>threads worth more than oil

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>ITS A NOTHINGBURGER
>economy collapsing in front of our eyes already

Someone hack the chinks again, we need to see their files

Reminder that Djokovic is the most based athlete today.

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Where do I go to get my free oil?

bros how long can you wear a n95 mask straight?

do they really become worthless after 10 hours? i am reading that after 10 hours you should switch out, but why? do they become contaminated?

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Just MKUltra glitch

IGNORE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE DRUMPFTARDS
IGNORE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE DRUMPFTARDS
IGNORE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE DRUMPFTARDS

TODAY MORE THAN EVER,IGNORE THE DIVIDE AND CONQUER TACTICS OF THE ORANGE PEOPLE!

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i tried a few they're not working

when they become wet, they're useless.

but if shit really hits the fan wouldn't numbers on a screen loose their percieved value to the average consoomer who now needs to acquire essentials?

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Isn't it because they become all soggy from the moisture in your breath

they're only truly worthless after getting wet/chemical'd/clogging up so that you can't breathe

disinfect them by leaving them alone for preferably a week or more (not in the sun, UV and UV lights breaks them down), or you can try gently heating them at 70C I believe.

swim out to the ocean and start collecting it before it reaches the beaches.

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOWN

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Anyone know the twitter account of the guy who makes these

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lolis

How long before logistics chain collapses?
Once that happens, any small chance of corona being delt with goes out the window and the population being wiped out is nearly garenteed
I predicted it would be in late summer or autumn, guess its sooner
>normies starve
>boomers ineffectually riot and starve
>everyone gets infected and dies given a few months (or days if your fat or old)

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Bullshit, that's no explanation

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 784,560 (41,844) #2 Spain 200,210 (20,852) #3 Italy 181,228 (24,114) #4 France 155,383 (20,265) #5 Germany 146,398 (4,706) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 90,980 (2,140) #8 Iran 83,505 (5,209) #9 China 82,747 (4,632) #10 Russia 47,121 (405) #11 Brazil 40,581 (2,845) #12 Belgium 39,983 (5,828) #13 Canada 36,670 (1,680) #14 Netherlands 33,405 (3,751) #15 Switzerland 27,944 (1,429) #16 Portugal 20,863 (735) #17 India 17,655 (559) #18 Peru 16,325 (445) #19 Ireland 15,652 (687) #20 Austria 14,795 (470) #21 Sweden 14,777 (1,580) #22 Israel 13,713 (177) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,674 (236) #25 Chile 10,507 (139) #26 Saudi Arabia 10,484 (103) #27 Ecuador 10,128 (507) #28 Poland 9,593 (380) #29 Romania 8,936 (478) #30 Pakistan 8,418 (176) #31 Mexico 8,261 (686) #32 Singapore 8,014 (11) #33 Denmark 7,515 (364) #34 United Arab Emirates 7,265 (43) #35 Norway 7,127 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +19,924 (+1,269) #2 United Kingdom +4,676 (+449) #3 Turkey +4,674 (+123) #4 Russia +4,268 (+44) #5 France +2,489 (+547) #6 Italy +2,256 (+454) #7 Brazil +1,927 (+383) #8 Canada +1,614 (+93) #9 Spain +1,536 (+399) #10 Belgium +1,487 (+145) #11 Belarus +1,485 (+4) #12 Iran +1,294 (+91) #13 Saudi Arabia +1,122 (+6) #14 Germany +911 (+64) #15 Mexico +764 (+36) #16 Netherlands +750 (+67) #17 Peru +697 (+45) #18 Ecuador +660 (+33) #19 Portugal +657 (+21) #20 Qatar +567 (+1) #21 Bangladesh +492 (+10) #22 United Arab Emirates +484 (+2) #23 Chile +419 (+6) #24 Ireland +401 (+77) #25 Sweden +392 (+40) #26 Serbia +312 (+3) #27 Poland +306 (+20) #28 Dominican Republic +284 (+9) #29 Ukraine +261 (+10) #30 Israel +222 (+5) #31 Switzerland +204 (+36) #32 Philippines +200 (+19) #33 Panama +194 (+6) #34 Morocco +191 (+2) #35 Romania +190 (+27)…

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The ravens will starve from the cremations.
Brexit will sign the death of the EU.
New countries will form where the old once stood.
A new country will dominate them in strength, Hungary was chosen for this role.
The two holy voices will die.
Those who keep the rulers in check will strike, never to work again for their masters.
The economy has crashed forever. The bear will not go back into it's cave.
Wake up
The timeline changed
The door is closed

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Saved.

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THE FIRE RISES

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Ouch.

I'm in Louisiana, and today is the anniversary of the BP oil spill.

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Nope. The Prussian Model of Education does its horrific work even now.

Remember, mathematics and grammar are not actually different things. You only think they are because separating like things prevents you from understanding them.

王医生
尿液与病毒学的阳性并不矛盾。经检测,山洞中的冠状病毒病例与我们的病例相差无几,如果不相差的话,也是一样的。我们将对该病例进行观察

ok something random
tell me now how am i supposed to read the moonrunes

>pic related
I rememebr when we used to have these threads years ago, slava

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For mexibro

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WHAT WAS IN THE FUCKING EMAILS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>uploaded a WW2 edit video of Hitler and the Nazis on YouTube
>made to look as if it was an anime intro while showing glimpses of IRL events as they happened
>people liked, found it funny
>a short while after that it gets removed by YouTube's automatic systems because it was detected as being "hate speech/content"
>tried appealing the video, explained it was satire
>they decline my appeal AND give me a warning strike
I uploaded a bunch of hate shit direct towards chinks and China along with footage of the Coronavirus and all that on my channel, yet THIS is what gets me a strike??

They happily let those other thing stay up and even monetized them, but somehow this wasn't okay.

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idk what im gonna do then. im the same user from yesterday who was debating taking a train back to florida. the ride is around 16 hours, so idk what id do for the other 6 hours without a second mask

I honestly think i am going to have to drive, i have 1 n95 mask only. I am so prepped at home in florida but i didnt bring anything here when i moved.

driving in a 2007 scion for 1500 miles...with no where to stop safely (i guess id have to sleep in a parking lot somewhere)...
fuck.

Kinda weird that Bill haven't said anything about the oil price and just rants about Democrats raising money and this

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I seriously irritated at how my relatives are taking this.
>They are counting other deaths as Corona-related!
>Old people are living
>New is not telling the whole story
What the fuck do they believe is going on?? A Snoozefest?

>emails
DID ANYONE GET ANYTHING THE PASSWORDS ARE NOT WORKING TELL ME YOU FAGGOTS

care to point me in a direction where I can take the maths=grammar pill?

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another one

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>Spread the word.. and the coof
Corona chan's grass root movement.

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>memes cost more than oil
>tap water costs more than oil
>toilet paper costs more than oil
>trash costs more than oil
>literal shit costs more than oil

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The thing is tha the US will repay its debts in the devalued foreign currencies, everyone else will have to borrow money from the US in overinflated currency. The economy was never real, the markets have always been rigged. This is just the mask falling off. All imports will be devalued exponentially, and America will get fatter on the sweet middleman money.

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>no one will remember this in 2 weeks
Haha, you said that 2 weeks ago...I remember.

T H E R I D E I S S T A R T I N G

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I just sent a random message but no one seems to care
Everything's in chinkrunes

bargaining

everything is going to hell in a hand basket and i love it.

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>tfw no based Uncle Hitler to protect you with the most feared military ever

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user look onthe bright side. at least fuel will be cheap

>

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my dad told me to buy the oil futures dip last week

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twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/
He doesn't post much however.

>I honestly think i am going to have to drive
Kek why not, if you're not employed, gas is dirt cheap :^)

Saved tnx bro

All this horror will pass if you let Corona Chan go free.

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You know it's in full swing when the (((elites))) start shitting themselves over credibility attacks.
America has bungled this more than any other country.
Both Democrats and Republicans have fucked everything beyond repair.
Given the massive incompetence, how can media / government retain the illusion of credibility?
Will the public sit back and play politics as usual?
Will normal politics be superseded by something new?
Will there be an election this year?
How will people vote?
Where will people vote?
Mail-in ballots?
Rooftops?
All FedPosting aside, we've just crossed the Rubicon.
The economic fall-out alone will be our legacy to our grandchildren.
On the plus side, boomers, niggers and globalists are getting BTFOed by Corona Chan.
So there is some kind of silver lining here.

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let’s look back to 2019 and see how Baba Vanga did last year.

• China will rise as one of the greatest world superpowers.
• Someone, possibly in India, will discover a new source of energy that will revolutionize technology.
• An economic collapse in Europe.
• An assassination attempt on Russian president Vladimir Putin.

what are Baba Vanga’s predictions for 2020?

• An assassination attempt on Vladimir Putin from within the Kremlin.
• U.S. President Donald Trump will fall ill with a mysterious illness which will leave him deaf and with a brain tumor.
• More tsunamis and earthquakes will hit Asia and Southeast Asia.
• A meteorite will fall on Russia.
• The European continent will reach “the end of its existence” at the hands of “Muslim extremists” using “an arsenal of chemical weapons.”

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Squint real hard, and make unpleasant noises

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They ran out of Dips to hold the bag today sadly.

Lmao

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im sure some German with great ideas will show up anytime now...

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>World War 3 almost happened
>corona virus
>3/4th of the world under lockdown
>economy is crashing
>oil is in the negatives
>OIL IS LITERAL FREE ENERGY
>WORLD WAR 3 ACTUALLY HAPPENS
Let's all be honest here, 2020 is one hell of a year.

Check. What could go wrong?

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Random translation

Dr Wong
Urine and viral positives are not at odds. The cases of coronavirus in the caves were tested to be as similar as those of us, and if not the same. We will look at the case

have no idea what it means

>+383 deaths in Brazil

are you alright, HUE?

It's 4/20 today, so he did say something positive about mein fuhrer!

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LA County update

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To think that boomer retards still think Oil prices going negative isn't a big issue

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>What's the April happening faggots
>Oil Stonks
You're welcome

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>china rising
didnt happen, their economy shrunk for the first time in its 2500 year history
>indian new energy that revolutionizes tech
didnt happen, especially from india
>economic collapse in europe
half correct, i guess if you include Brexit
>assass attempt on putin
didnt happen

so shes .5/4 so far

that means of your final 5 predictions for 2020, she will likely be right on .25 of them

How close are we to normies waking up and realizing that this Covid isn't going away in a couple of weeks and "normal" life is over?

Nerve gas

>Petrol less than $1
>But petrol pump handle is pozzed

hmmmmm

So where the fuck do I go to pick up my free oil? I've got a big yard and wouldn't mind stocking up on a few barrels. At these prices, I assume they'll include the barrels, too.

That's fucked up, ripping off a child like that.

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It might be the greatest year of your life. Your dopamine receptors will never be the same and no other happening will every have the same effect.
Treasure this year user its like a junkies first hit of heroin. No other hit will feel this good

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hell yeah billy

I pity the anons stuck in clown world timeline

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Currently en route

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Nice digits on this birthday.

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Why is Norwegian crude oil still positive?

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ok who got

please tell me we aren't gonna get /filtered/ anons...

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I have more but will I get suicided?

BRRR-ing money will fix everything

We may not survive, but we can't deny it is the payoff to the blueballs of the last decade

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Moshe, how much do they pay Jew to be a GLOWNIGGER?

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Double check

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You have to buy in I believe 1000 barrel lots but they don't actually come in a barrel so you will need to drive a tanker truck to the port of delivery.
You have a spare one of these right?

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They haven't gotten the memo yet.

Millions of years, unreached

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The state of Nevada should step in and save Faye Reagan in this time of crisis

transportation costs?

I haven't felt this good in ages

you have to supply the barrel, sadly. But there is a guide on freakonomics IIRC about how to do it

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>filename
Do you think web-archaeologists won't save your pic if it had any other filename?

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Right up until the point at which no one wants to use it.

I assume they can be rented for less than $20k, so it should still pay for itself plus the barrels.

Cool. I'm genuinely seriously considering this.

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What does the tanking of the oil price really mean for us though?

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What was in the emails
>What was in the emails
What was in the emails
>What was in the emails

Are Americans straight up retarded? Daily cases are constantly 20k+

you should have colonized antarctica when you had the chance

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What was in the emails
>What was in the emails
What was in the emails
>What was in the emails

0%. At most its a meme to them
They will deny it untill their last choking breath

This image seemed nice on the first look but it kinda sucks.

USD isn't as usefull as a FX currency now if you're a yuropoor

checked, Passwords incorrect. Nothingburger.

fuck off

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Based and consistent!

lots of hentai

production everywhere will halt
massive lay-offs

> exchange one of your women for 1 american nigger

who says no?

You mean were.
All case numbers are what they were two weeks ago, takes that long for symptoms to show.
FUN TIMES AHEAD, ARE YOU READY user?
DO YOU FEEL IT NOW MR KRABS?

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