/PTG/ Panic General Thread

My calls options today went up down inside out up 7900% down to 0% idk wtf

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>flattenthecurve

Guess what? 30% (probably more) of those jobs ain't coming back. UBI please and thank you :)

just google screaming cowboy

>tfw jannies make more money than the current price of the oil

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