>WTI selling at -$37.00
We are officially in the Mad Max timeline. Coronavirus is a fucking nothing burger compared to what's gonna happen now
It's over
oil is precious in mad max retard
does this mean someone will give me money to take a barrel of oil ?
That's the futures price. Isn't the futures market just for gamblers and doesn't reflect the real asset like zero, at all, nada? I mean, I get the sentiment is bad, but there are literally thousands retars asking like this dude all over the place
That's actually legitimately what's being happening. Some companies are paying people to take oil off them because it's cheaper than storing it.
>That's actually legitimately what's being happening. Some companies are paying people to take oil off them because it's cheaper than storing it.
cool, i can store about 10 barrels in my shed, where do i go to collect my $370 & my oil ?
you'd have to take a much larger amount then 10 barrels. they dont use actual barrels.
>retars
good thinking, poil can be used for re-tars too
God the system is fucking retarded. Glad it's burning to the ground, just hope whats rebuilt is better.
>they dont use actual barrels.
oh, so is it like buckets or something then ?
We need some kind of socialism but on a national level.
Are you stupid? They ran out of oil in Mad Max
Corona was the spark that lit the dumpster fire. In 5 years we will be looking at WW3.
Sounds good, what should we call it, user?
He has to be able to ship it / transport too
Why are they always driving around then?
>gif
How much oil for this kurwa?
Piangi coglione
This
>gas cheap as fuck
>mad max gas is more valuable than gold
first thoguht that came to mind. how are there so many nigger iq retards everywhere
You can fit maybe 1-2000 barrels worth in a swimming pool.
Try 5 months
Settle down, Germans. I will give you a pass this time because its the Fuhrers birthday.
>oil companies stop producing oil
>energy companies stop working cuz no more oil
>collapse
And a Mortal Engines timeline. And a City of Ember timeline.
We still have a shitload of excess oil you moron. They are reaching max storage capacity.
What's gonna happen? Explain it as if i'm a brainlet which i'm totally not.
Where can I read about this?
Come join our trip, the UK couldn't be worse off, anyway.
And why are Mad Max cars so inefficient?
Mortal Engines and City of Ember.
>just hope whats rebuilt is better.
That's cute. Really sweet, actually. It'll just be more of the same just with new twists. People never change.
>we're reaching max above ground storage capacity in existing facilities
Oil is already safely stored underground retard.
That movie was cool. I wish they had more of a focus on that "Max" character, he seemed kind of interesting
Join us, Nigel.
There is no fat fuck churchill this time.
because it's showing off. Most people in that society can't afford cars, so if you can you rub it in as a status symbol/flex.
Same reason they're so wasteful with water in a desert too.
I don't get it, why should we go to war now and whats the reason? Do you really think todays reddit and videogame society is in the mood for a world war? hahaha
What are these timelines you speak of and how do I familiarize myself with them?
Based and plotholed.
oh no, if only he had a resource that can be used to power combustion engines
people don't get that you can be a nationalist and a socialist at the same time