It's over

>WTI selling at -$37.00
We are officially in the Mad Max timeline. Coronavirus is a fucking nothing burger compared to what's gonna happen now

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oil is precious in mad max retard

does this mean someone will give me money to take a barrel of oil ?

That's the futures price. Isn't the futures market just for gamblers and doesn't reflect the real asset like zero, at all, nada? I mean, I get the sentiment is bad, but there are literally thousands retars asking like this dude all over the place

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That's actually legitimately what's being happening. Some companies are paying people to take oil off them because it's cheaper than storing it.

>That's actually legitimately what's being happening. Some companies are paying people to take oil off them because it's cheaper than storing it.
cool, i can store about 10 barrels in my shed, where do i go to collect my $370 & my oil ?

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you'd have to take a much larger amount then 10 barrels. they dont use actual barrels.

>retars
good thinking, poil can be used for re-tars too

God the system is fucking retarded. Glad it's burning to the ground, just hope whats rebuilt is better.

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>they dont use actual barrels.
oh, so is it like buckets or something then ?

We need some kind of socialism but on a national level.

Are you stupid? They ran out of oil in Mad Max

Corona was the spark that lit the dumpster fire. In 5 years we will be looking at WW3.

Sounds good, what should we call it, user?

He has to be able to ship it / transport too

Why are they always driving around then?

>gif

How much oil for this kurwa?

Piangi coglione

This

>gas cheap as fuck
>mad max gas is more valuable than gold
first thoguht that came to mind. how are there so many nigger iq retards everywhere

You can fit maybe 1-2000 barrels worth in a swimming pool.

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Try 5 months

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Settle down, Germans. I will give you a pass this time because its the Fuhrers birthday.

>oil companies stop producing oil
>energy companies stop working cuz no more oil
>collapse

And a Mortal Engines timeline. And a City of Ember timeline.

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We still have a shitload of excess oil you moron. They are reaching max storage capacity.

What's gonna happen? Explain it as if i'm a brainlet which i'm totally not.

Where can I read about this?

Come join our trip, the UK couldn't be worse off, anyway.

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And why are Mad Max cars so inefficient?

Mortal Engines and City of Ember.

>just hope whats rebuilt is better.
That's cute. Really sweet, actually. It'll just be more of the same just with new twists. People never change.

>we're reaching max above ground storage capacity in existing facilities
Oil is already safely stored underground retard.

That movie was cool. I wish they had more of a focus on that "Max" character, he seemed kind of interesting

Join us, Nigel.
There is no fat fuck churchill this time.

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because it's showing off. Most people in that society can't afford cars, so if you can you rub it in as a status symbol/flex.
Same reason they're so wasteful with water in a desert too.

I don't get it, why should we go to war now and whats the reason? Do you really think todays reddit and videogame society is in the mood for a world war? hahaha

What are these timelines you speak of and how do I familiarize myself with them?

Based and plotholed.

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oh no, if only he had a resource that can be used to power combustion engines

people don't get that you can be a nationalist and a socialist at the same time