WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?

Incorrect.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Texas_Intermediate

The international price colluding gangsters (mostly OPEC) are getting btfo and now Trump has to decide if they should be allowed to take more money out of our pockets or if the free market can do its thing. I say that with the help of the FED and ECB we bailout USMCA and Euro oil firms so that the rest of the world can collectively fuck off and in a few years’ time our companies can come back stronger.

what the actual fukk going on?

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first statement false. second still true.

The Great Depression of 2020.

It means you should buy some crude oil...duh.

This is the name and current price

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>do you have to store it yourself?
The stock market is a gambling place, where you bet on future developments (which, however, are in turn affected by the fucking market).
The operators just shift digits on an account.

A dollar bill is literally (I mean: literally) a government contract that says you can, at any time, check in that piece of paper and get it's denoted worth in gold.
Oh wait, oops, no politicans just canceled the deal in the middle of the last centure.

I literally haven't put gas into my car in over a month because I barely drive anywhere right now.