/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3347 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

► Detected: 2,464,533 (+57,958) ► Died: 169,130 (+4,099) ► Day: 102 (-07:01:28)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,551 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Protests against lockdowns in the US
archive.is/gvs9p

At least 6 people have dropped dead in the streets of Tokyo
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Protests against lockdowns in Brazil
archive.is/XqPSz

Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
archive.is/45np7

Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
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>INFO
Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

Reinfection has now been reported in the US
archive.is/MUzqD

Virus affects blood circulation
archive.is/evvHT

Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

>REMINDER
Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
archive.is/0pqdp

CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

US federal government pressures states to test less
archive.is/TfqG8

CDC approvals delay testing in New York
archive.is/6eKMi

WHO says detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
archive.is/GSeHM

>LATEST
4,268 new cases and 44 new deaths in Russia
163 new cases and 1 new death in Israel
68 new cases and 10 new deaths in Hungary
261 new cases and 10 new deaths in Ukraine
87 new cases and 48 new deaths in Italy
764 new cases and 36 new deaths in Mexico

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Confess

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Gotta say, if you have 4chanX with auto-update, posts might flip in and out of existance. I think it happens if a memeflag replies to a normalflag, and then gets a reply from another normalflag.

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Holy shit Dow is in free fall!!!!

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>America, Norway, Venezuela and the Arab League laughed at little Denmarks Windmill Energy Sector

Well well well

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...

Fracking is completely killed for a decade if not ever.

Reminder on Hitler's birthday to celebrate the death of Jews thanks to the Chinese virus

youtube.com/watch?v=WE80_o6x854

OH NO!!!!!

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i still struggle with porn addiction. but i'm becoming a bit better. thinking about not hooking up anymore

How likely will gas been lower than $1?

Filter? Sounds like it's coming right outta the mouth of Stalin.

:v

Hey guys so will this result in war?

I cucked my best friend who cucked me before, like in an oroboros. I have trust issues and can never truly connect with anyone anymore.

>Tedros called the illness “Public Enemy No. 1,” and said: “We have been warning from Day One: This is a devil that everybody should fight.”
What did Tedros mean by this?

Problem?

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Man I was gonna finish the lineart and apply color for the Corona and Ebola-chan tag team, but this is fun to watch.

He also said that masks were racist so i don't know

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7 years ago I took someone's mtg card worth 20$

What?

>What did Tedros mean by this?
He's counting on the fact most people are really stupid with no long term memory when it comes to anything but marvel cinematic universe lore.

>april 04/20/20
>it all returns to nothing

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I'll never love again.
Clownword is ending.

This threatens the dollar now, so yes, US always starts wars when that happens

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The US government can now fill its vast reserves AND get paid for it a shitton.

What crazy times.

Not at all

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>“This virus is dangerous. It exploits cracks between us when we have differences,” he said.
What's another word for cracks between armor? Hmmm

>-30$

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If corona-chan doesn't cause extinction somehow, things are going to be different after this. Clownworld is burning

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 781,368 (41,575) #2 Spain 200,210 (20,852) #3 Italy 181,228 (24,114) #4 France 155,383 (20,265) #5 Germany 146,398 (4,706) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 90,980 (2,140) #8 Iran 83,505 (5,209) #9 China 82,747 (4,632) #10 Russia 47,121 (405) #11 Belgium 39,983 (5,828) #12 Brazil 39,681 (2,512) #13 Canada 36,670 (1,680) #14 Netherlands 33,405 (3,751) #15 Switzerland 27,944 (1,429) #16 Portugal 20,863 (735) #17 India 17,655 (559) #18 Peru 16,325 (445) #19 Ireland 15,652 (687) #20 Austria 14,795 (470) #21 Sweden 14,777 (1,580) #22 Israel 13,713 (177) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,674 (236) #25 Chile 10,507 (139) #26 Saudi Arabia 10,484 (103) #27 Ecuador 10,128 (507) #28 Poland 9,593 (380) #29 Romania 8,936 (478) #30 Pakistan 8,418 (176) #31 Mexico 8,261 (686) #32 Singapore 8,014 (11) #33 Denmark 7,515 (364) #34 United Arab Emirates 7,265 (43) #35 Norway 7,127 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +16,732 (+1,000) #2 United Kingdom +4,676 (+449) #3 Turkey +4,674 (+123) #4 Russia +4,268 (+44) #5 France +2,489 (+547) #6 Italy +2,256 (+454) #7 Canada +1,614 (+93) #8 Spain +1,536 (+399) #9 Belgium +1,487 (+145) #10 Belarus +1,485 (+4) #11 Iran +1,294 (+91) #12 Saudi Arabia +1,122 (+6) #13 Brazil +1,027 (+50) #14 Mexico +764 (+36) #15 Netherlands +750 (+67) #16 Peru +697 (+45) #17 Ecuador +660 (+33) #18 Portugal +657 (+21) #19 Germany +656 (+64) #20 Qatar +567 (+1) #21 Bangladesh +492 (+10) #22 United Arab Emirates +484 (+2) #23 Chile +419 (+6) #24 Ireland +401 (+77) #25 Sweden +392 (+40) #26 Serbia +312 (+3) #27 Poland +306 (+20) #28 Dominican Republic +284 (+9) #29 Ukraine +261 (+10) #30 Israel +222 (+5) #31 Switzerland +204 (+36) #32 Philippines +200 (+19) #33 Panama +194 (+6) #34 Morocco +191 (+2) #35 Romania +190 (+27)…

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FUCK YOUR WIND MILLS
Seriously, they produce negative energy if you account for all the factors. Without huge "green" subsidies it would be a stillborn project.

Commence the jigglin'

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i roleplay as a NEET

Wuhan insitute of virology emails and passwords are easy enough to obtain

Weird that so done would choose

Kaptiv for their password

m.imgur.com/a/uKionTz

A toast, to Hitler!

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Russia won't nuke Denmark
R-right ruskies?
We are big importers of Vodka

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Every single day I hate the Chinese more and more

m.imgur.com/a/uKionTz

Wuhan institute of virology emails and passwords

It is. No going back

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Remember fake news is at least as dangerous as the virus

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Good, sorry to leafs, but that shit was stupid.

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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wtf

Are you hacking the mainframe?
Is this some DEUS EX here?

windlets btfo

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They can buy more than 150 million barrels LOL

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>REMINDER, THE GCP PREDICTED EARLIER SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TODAY
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>REMINDER, THE GCP PREDICTED EARLIER SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TODAY
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>REMINDER, THE GCP PREDICTED EARLIER SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TODAY
REMINDER, THE GCP PREDICTED EARLIER SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TODAY
>REMINDER, THE GCP PREDICTED EARLIER SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TODAY
REMINDER, THE GCP PREDICTED EARLIER SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TODAY
>REMINDER, THE GCP PREDICTED EARLIER SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TODAY
REMINDER, THE GCP PREDICTED EARLIER SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TODAY
>REMINDER, THE GCP PREDICTED EARLIER SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TODAY


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You realize you guys track a shit ton more oil than us right?