PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/20/20
c-span.org/video/?471349-1/
youtu.be/wv5QIDTRtZY
>KAC on FoxNews 4/20/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6150814829001
>SrAdviser2PresTrump Hassett on FBN 4/20/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150775496001/
>WBGPres Malpass on FBN 4/20/20
youtu.be/TAIJ3aMj6p4
>NIAIDDir Fauci on GMA 4/20/20
youtu.be/_C-NxRVsu8c
>ThiccSarah on F&F 4/20/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6150782155001
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/19/20
c-span.org/video/?471340-1/
youtu.be/_wSUNJnsq50
>War Room Weekly! 4/19/20
youtu.be/Zju7_LhLN98
>VP Pence on FoxNewsSun 4/19/20
youtu.be/ZO44B271tfk
>VP Pence on MtP 4/19/20
youtu.be/4wng8JMEcSA
>TreasSec Mnuchin outside WH 4/19/20
c-span.org/video/?471341-1/
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on SunMornFutures 4/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6150607594001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6150671823001 (pt2)
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on ThisWeekABC 4/19/20
youtu.be/YYaqUTko_ig
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FtN 4/19/20
youtu.be/4nry8ZgV4nw
>Bannon on SunMornFutures 4/19/20
youtu.be/uvCZiuqt5f4
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/18/20
c-span.org/video/?471338-1/
youtu.be/M3Ll18Cz4Yc
>VP Pence Commencement Address @USAFA 4/18/20
youtu.be/d2bYXlha1tU
youtu.be/Y6oI5rveBU0 (full)

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youtube.com/watch?v=8ZcZR5f1gc0
youtube.com/watch?v=3zHNfzXSqLQ
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i guess you could say futures traders bought...snake oil

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MAGA

Dammit Carlos.

Ozymandias is a shit poem

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MUH PEAK OIL
MUH WARS FOR OIL
Now you get paid for oil

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>THE OOOOOOOOILLLLLLLL
>DRUUUUUUUUMPFFFFFFFFF

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PLS

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$-40 PER BARREL

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If Trump keeps making fun of qt Asian girls I'm seriously voting for Biden

TRUMP CLOSE THE MARKET
I DONT WANT MORE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPSSSS

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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We truly live in memetimes right now with oil
Also
>shitposters have gotten so shitty they just post blatant lies and pretend they're true
at least try

All those oil wars and now crude is negative 35 bucks a gallon.

Spics go home.

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Snake oil is worth a lot more now.

Fuck oil

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ny crude rebounds to negative 250%

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Well it's now worthless looks like we'll just have to keep all the oil.

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Trump is going to line up oil tankers and blow them up as navy/air force practice to drive the oil price back up.

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So do I buy oil stocks now or later?

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WTF negative prices

rood

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Everyone is cured of coronavirus now, only economic problems now, the lockdown worked, you're all healthy, now go to gulag.

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AMERICA, DO NOT LET THESE NIGGERS BOUND YOU TO (((OIL)))
SHOW THE WORLD YOU WILL NEVER DIE.

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Guys Dick Cheney just called
He says it’s not funny stop it

>now
You'd be completely insane

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
E Y E S

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This fucking oil thing is really, really bad for Trump. It might stabilize, but he royally screwed up trying to work with the Sauds and Russia

cnbc.com/2020/04/20/this-oil-price-crash-isnt-as-bad-as-it-seems-heres-why.html

>implying rich, white liberals won't continue paying them

>hello fellow trump and big fukn anime titties supporters

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Doesn't work like that, nigger.

It's climbing back up. Will stabalize by tommorow

>buy an empty barrel
>go fill up your barrel and get bux aswell
>dump barrel contents in nearest forest
>go "buy" more oil and
we gun be rich bois

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China has much more storage capacity than they say, will fill up on cheap prices.

Holy shit a Dick Cheney just flew over my house!

>Oil crashing
>There for ddumrpgdsfdhg fault

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So if I buy oil right now, will they put money into my portfolio?

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>repeat forever
this is how we're gonna make it bros

I'm retarded, why?

Fug Russia and Saudi Arabia.
>non-whites
>capable of being qt
>having sympathy for chink spies getting verbally torn
Eat a bullet, scum.

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Is this 3D chess? Get the beaners to deport themselves?

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No, he's right.

But that contract ends tomorrow, it the price going forward that dictates the actual demand & it points to growing demand ad the US & other countries open up their economies again.

Normies won't see it that way. This is Trump's fault for playing cheap oil as a good thing. He needs to fire his advisors

>paying less at the pump is bad for Trump because I can’t get off script just yet
HAAAAAAAAA SPAMMING FOR DAYS AND A BASED HAPPENING BLOWS YOU OUT OF THE WATER CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE LOL

America hasn't even tapped their own reserves yet and yet (((China))) is winning.
Makes you think who is prompting who

Trump advisor on /ourshill/
youtube.com/watch?v=8ZcZR5f1gc0

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Who else /stockpiling/ here? Might as well get as much cheap gas as I can.

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A lot of those "rich" live paycheck to paycheck too.

Coronavirus decreased demand-this is the main cause of the oil price crashing. Trump helped by getting the Saudis to quit flooding the market and making the problem worse but they were going to cut production anyway once they realized the decrease in demand

What about the mangoes?

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PEOPLE WILL LOSE JOBS IN CRITICAL STATES

>pay money to pump oil
>pay china to take it
>pay china when they use oil to outdo you and corner every market
Yas Forums level geopolitics lelelel

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>green energy jobs boom

kek

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For fucks sake you people need to at least try

So are you goddamn niggers going to allow the redddit trash to spam without resistance? Rest assured the will be payback against you

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>watching NJ governor speech
>he said he privately spoke to Trump about more cash assistance

TRUMP BUX 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

LETS GOOO

If, for some fucking bizarre reason, you have places to put barrels, you can load up trucks full of them and be paid for it by some people.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because there is absolutely no indication that energy is going to normalize in the short to medium term, future contracts may be the same.

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CHEAP
OIL
BAD
LMAO THE LEFT HAS GONE FULL CIRCLE

>Uzi and Galil chambered according to this suggestion
It all makes sense now. The noselords have caused the degradation of militaristic might here by injecting their shitty pop guns into the West.

>Please believe me goy, its Trump's fault, vote Democrat

The 2 party system is all done.

But it shouldn't have crashed like this

Green energy is fucking shitting the bed

That oil contract ends tomorrow, but you already knew that

Just dig a deep hole and fill it. Then when the price rises again, build an oil pump there.

So individual stock prices will continue to fall?

>Memeflag

I can shoot you, PLA chink.

fuck em. nobody came to save my job

Refute this

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Mom is kicking me out of the house She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 1,000,000 barrels of cruide oil and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Cruide Oil's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Should I pay here 890.000.000 barrels of cruide oil instead? Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the bottom. Any South Dakota OilChads I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 10.000 barrels a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan

Mango juice has more value.

What the fuck is going on why is it still dropping?!

For the umpteenth time, he can't negotiate shit (see: NAFTA 2.0, BEST Korea, China trade, infrastructure, multiple bilateral trade agreements, etc.). The only thing he do is con simpletons. Every competent world leader or business owner plays him.

2 TrumpBux ?!

holy kek

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Jewtin and MBS say otherwise.

Look at the oil right now. It just went into the negatives again

normies are turning on dems
bernie bros are turning on dems
blacks are turning on dems
the only ones still on their side other than the corporate elite are the sjw fat women
and they wont even vote
the left have lost.

Holy hapa.

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Why is everybody yelling about oil?

TAKE OUT DEBT
BUY SHALE STOCK
ACQUIRE THE ENTIRE WORLD IN WEALTH

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SEETHING

Top fucking jej

Arrest Yas Forums pls they are really fucking shit up

There is some investor sentiment that oil consumption may normalize going forward but others are warning of a repeat of this again come contract expiration in the future and extended bullshit through to June when it is up again. That's on you to figure out the floor but holding dollars right at this very moment is golden.

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What the fuck?!

Welcome to /ptg/
Enjoy your stay

Russia/Saudia Arabia Price war combined with diminished demand due to the whole world being shut down because of the Chinese Flu.

>google what happens if oil proces go below zero
>click first link
>it doesn't load because too many people are trying to visit it
lmao

hello doomer britbong, how you doing?

Kek

Ive been here before Trump was even known on Yas Forums, nigger

That ends tomorrow tho, you do realise that contract ends tomorrow?

White liberals love Neo Liberals and paying more for essential goods actually so it works out.

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>Jewgle Goybooks and Goyboxes
nah.

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>oil drops like a rock out of nowhere
Why does this seem like kike bullshit to me? Red pill me on oil markets

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Refiners are getting a STEAL today, they're getting paid to accept deliveries of oil

Legitimately, if you have legal storage capacity you can get paid 30-60k USD on a small contract to TAKE oil

It's like troll physics
>keep buying all the oil and getting paid to do it
>infinite money
>???
Profit

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It's the perfect plan

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They're in negative prices because Russia and Saudi Arabia, incredibly gay niggers of be highest order, got mad that America became energy independent. I suggest crashing them.

There is a whisper going around the world -
Gun owner, don't you hear it?
These are the voices of the leftist ministers!
Store owner, don't you hear them?
Coal and steel producers are whispering,
Mental warfare is whispering, too
The whisper comes from all continents:
"Mobilization against the United States!"

Now might be a good time to buy Oil Stonks.

>out of nowhere
i have been warning this thread about it for fucking weeks lmao

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youtube.com/watch?v=3zHNfzXSqLQ

>this is the main cause of the oil price crashing
False.

>"There is a staring contest between the Russia and Saudis, and everybody else is getting caught in the crossfire," said Michael Tran, director of global energy strategy at RBC Capital Markets.
>It's no secret that Russia and its oil companies have grown impatient with OPEC's efforts to rebalance the oil market. For years, Russia has joined OPEC in cutting production to put a floor beneath oil prices. Yet each production cut forced Russia to cede market share to America's booming energy industry -- much to the ire of Russian oil executives.
>Rosneft, Russia's state-owned oil company, called the OPEC alliance "masochism" that allowed US shale oil to thrive.
>"By yielding our own markets, we remove cheap Arab and Russian oil to clear a place for expensive US shale oil and ensure the effectiveness of its production," a spokesperson for Rosneft said on Sunday, according to state media.

lel I called it:

IIRC we're moving to 6.8mm for rifles now, so we just need to upgrade to CENTIMETER for pistols.

Ty based memeflag

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NY crude rebounds 90 percent from negative 300 to negative 210.

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it's simple supply and demand. there is almost no demand for oil right now.

BUILD REVERSE WELL
PUT BARRELS INTO IT ALL DAY
BECOME RICH
WAIT UNTIL PRICE RISES
REPUMP AND SELL OIL
BECOME DOUBLE RICH

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How long can they keep this up? Can't you guys just subsidize your shale for a while?

Why did Trump pin Captain Zoggy McEyepatch?

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Guys Spencer Abraham just flew over my house. Being followed by Dick Cheney, Nikolas Maduro, and the King of Saudi Arabia.

Caaaaaarrrlloooosss

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Reminder that this idiot caused the worst depression in recorded economic history.

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Lets just purchase Saudi Araba now.

NO I MISSED THE DIP

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>subsidize an industry that already gets $90 billion in subsidies

Reminder, China is the cause for all of this.

>implying
I don't care. Do you?

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When things open up again it ought to get better. We can probably ban foreign oil and or use tariffs.

He needs to stop retweeting grifters like Charlie Kirk too

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>worst economic depression in history
>free oil
Bruh I don’t think you know what you’re talking about fucking Obama leaf hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

>stealing a post from Yas Forums

Bloomberg has commentator saying economic circumstances not akin to recession, but depression.

lel JUST DUMP IT IN THE RIVER BRO (arrested and in jail for 10 years)

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you're right we ridin with biden now

all that oil you dreamed of having since you were 5...

lel outstanding

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So did you all get your Trumpbux yet? I haven’t

At the rate of overproduction right now there will be zero storage space available for crude by the end of May at the latest

this isn't a depression this is a fucking suicide lmao

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>stealing
It's called a 'pasta,' dickhead.

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how come leftists suck so hard at making memes?

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>CARLOS PEOPLE WILL FUCKING GET FIRED AND COMMIT SUICIDE HERE!
No joke, I am pretty excited. Commies all around the world will get their inflated economies curb stomped(except for china sadly since they are just a buyer of oil, not a seller) I am a bit worried that oil companies will just either pour the oil out into nature or just set it ablaze to get rid of it. Global warming existing or not that can't be good for local pollution levels.

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It will appropriately be named drumpf recession.

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When you don't have truth, use a lot of words.

It doesn't become pasta after 1 post, user. Then everything would be pasta, including your post.

IS MY COCONUT OIL WORTHLESS NOW???

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