/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3346 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

► Detected: 2,460,792 (+54,217) ► Died: 168,934 (+3,903) ► Day: 102 (-07:32:32)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,551 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Riots against lockdowns in France
archive.is/RaROp

Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
archive.is/SBCKv

At least 6 people have dropped dead in the streets of Tokyo
archive.is/vEEvD

Protests against lockdowns in Brazil
archive.is/XqPSz

Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
archive.is/45np7

>INFO
SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/wip/gM8Va

97,000 deaths in China, financial analyst estimates from urns data
archive.is/HDIzx

Survival rate if you need a ventilator is very low
archive.is/cANKn

Evidence of ADE has surfaced, according to Nature article
archive.is/D59U2

51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/cuSMR

>REMINDER
China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

"We have entered a recession as bad or worse than 2009", IMF director
archive.is/pQJAO

China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
archive.is/i9DAX

WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
archive.is/kSTFS

H1N1 only had 18,500 confirmed deaths, rest is estimated
archive.is/S1vBE

>LATEST
4,268 new cases and 44 new deaths in Russia
163 new cases and 1 new death in Israel
68 new cases and 10 new deaths in Hungary
261 new cases and 10 new deaths in Ukraine
87 new cases and 48 new deaths in Italy
764 new cases and 36 new deaths in Mexico

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this faggot little virus won't not cause the collapse of modern civilization

I like how the editor in chief of the biggest German newspaper addressed Chinese bullying:

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OIL NEGATIVE $40
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Does this mean oil companies will pay me if I buy their oil?

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D-Don't d-disaster movies always show oil going to 0$ in the beginning?

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>negative
... I don't get it.

April 20 2020, At Midnight, A ripple in Reality happened.

Consciousness became one. God's dream has changed it path.
Be glad, you're alive to see the end the Kali Yuga.

Our timeline has shifted, have you felt it?
>Our timeline has shifted, have you felt it?
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>Our timeline has shifted, have you felt it?
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>Our timeline has shifted, have you felt it?
Our timeline has shifted, have you felt it?
>Our timeline has shifted, have you felt it?

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>tesla stock still 750
Bankers are literally insane.

POST YOUR FINANCIAL COLLAPSE FACE

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WHERE ARE YOU
>CELEBRATING +12 CENTS
WHERE ARE YOU

PLEASE RESPOND, I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY

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BLACKED

GREATEST HAPPENING OF OUR LIVES! AND IT'S ONLY THE BEGINING!

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Sounds like my dollar is worthless.

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=PVn6b9QQZeM

I love her so much lads

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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN EXPLAIN SOMEONE
WHY IS IT POSSBIEL TO GO -40 DOLLARS WTF

WHAT DID THE OIL INDUSTRY DISCOVER TODAY?

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you can make oil from human shit

youtube.com/watch?v=1uG84WsK-Eo

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At this point, just going by cui bono, can there be any doubt it was pic related who released the virus?

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OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
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Today oil
Tommorow dollar

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DID BILL JUST FUCKING BTFO'ED HIMSELF OR WHAT

if you are willing to accept a barrel of oil now you receive 40$

Hello. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

OIL IS NEGATIVE 40$
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THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK

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what a fun morning this has been

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People dying of Corona turn into fuel.

TRUMP HAS A CARDIAC ARREST
TRUMP HAS A CARDIAC ARREST
TRUMP HAS A CARDIAC ARREST

WHERE CAN I BUY

How many dead?

That there is no going back

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Saudi Arabia just suicide bombed the oil industry

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It truly is the happening of our lives

OH NONONONO

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>muh oil
yawn. l'm here for rona deaths

So, where can I buy oil, I'm looking to buy a 1,000,000 barrels.

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The guy talking sounds like he's about to cry lol

OIL CLOSED -35 DOLLARS
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You know in GTA where you can fall through the world sometimes? They forgot to put a bottom in.

hitlers birthday once again a blast

HEDGE FUNDS IMPLODED
HEDGE FUNDS IMPLODED
HEDGE FUNDS IMPLODED

how did this even fucking happen for the oil?

Saint Corona Chan is the happening we need, but the happening we don't deserve.
#Blessed

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I fucking love this timeline.

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F

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Every. Single. Barrel of oil

>not "all cells are belong to her now"
Missed opportunity

I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything

So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
Is end it all and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again, my world is ending

I wish that I could turn back time
Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down

In my heart of hearts
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything, everything
Everything that matters to me
Matters in this world

I wish that I could turn back time
Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it just keeps (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
It all returns to nothing, it just keeps (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
Ah, ah, ah, aaah
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
Ah, ah, ah, aaah
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
Ah, ah, ah, aaah
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
Ah, ah, ah, aaah
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down

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Wake up Neo

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post your gear

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livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html
"something is broken in the market".

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In case somebody is actually interested what is happening and how this works

>you buy future contracts on a physical oil delivery
>you can see that may 2020 is negative, which means that there's more oil than possibly can be stored or people want to move away
>for the same reason delivery in June is still has a positive price

why is this happening
>short: too much oil on the market
>longer: the oil producing countries were too greedy

what will likely happen
>oil producing countries will limit supply so that the oil price will increase again
>OPEC did this for years so somewhat artifically increase the oil price

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DID THEY CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET LMAO?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

You buy gasoline, not oil. And your money will be worth a lot of gasoline. So the opposite of worthless.

Russians and Saudis running to the bottom isn't it

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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No one's buying so they have no way to store that much oil, doing so costs too much

This will lead to additional destruction and deaths. Possibly war.

Based
Wallstreet Jews btfo

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 777,854 (41,397) #2 Spain 200,210 (20,852) #3 Italy 181,228 (24,114) #4 France 155,383 (20,265) #5 Germany 146,398 (4,706) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 90,980 (2,140) #8 Iran 83,505 (5,209) #9 China 82,747 (4,632) #10 Russia 47,121 (405) #11 Belgium 39,983 (5,828) #12 Brazil 39,548 (2,507) #13 Canada 36,670 (1,680) #14 Netherlands 33,405 (3,751) #15 Switzerland 27,944 (1,429) #16 Portugal 20,863 (735) #17 India 17,655 (559) #18 Peru 16,325 (445) #19 Ireland 15,652 (687) #20 Austria 14,795 (470) #21 Sweden 14,777 (1,580) #22 Israel 13,654 (173) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,674 (236) #25 Chile 10,507 (139) #26 Saudi Arabia 10,484 (103) #27 Ecuador 10,128 (507) #28 Poland 9,593 (380) #29 Romania 8,936 (469) #30 Pakistan 8,418 (176) #31 Mexico 8,261 (686) #32 Singapore 8,014 (11) #33 Denmark 7,515 (364) #34 United Arab Emirates 7,265 (43) #35 Norway 7,127 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +13,218 (+822) #2 United Kingdom +4,676 (+449) #3 Turkey +4,674 (+123) #4 Russia +4,268 (+44) #5 France +2,489 (+547) #6 Italy +2,256 (+454) #7 Canada +1,614 (+93) #8 Spain +1,536 (+399) #9 Belgium +1,487 (+145) #10 Belarus +1,485 (+4) #11 Iran +1,294 (+91) #12 Saudi Arabia +1,122 (+6) #13 Brazil +894 (+45) #14 Mexico +764 (+36) #15 Netherlands +750 (+67) #16 Peru +697 (+45) #17 Ecuador +660 (+33) #18 Portugal +657 (+21) #19 Germany +656 (+64) #20 Qatar +567 (+1) #21 Bangladesh +492 (+10) #22 United Arab Emirates +484 (+2) #23 Chile +419 (+6) #24 Ireland +401 (+77) #25 Sweden +392 (+40) #26 Serbia +312 (+3) #27 Poland +306 (+20) #28 Dominican Republic +284 (+9) #29 Ukraine +261 (+10) #30 Switzerland +204 (+36) #31 Philippines +200 (+19) #32 Panama +194 (+6) #33 Morocco +191 (+2) #34 Romania +190 (+18) #35 Egypt +189 (+11)…

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ok the oil prices really made me worried...
drumpf really killed the world economy,huh?

>no one's flying
>most of the world is not driving
gee I wonder

>something is wrong
>you will find people who will buy it for -35 dollars
Do they not get that there is no place to store the oil. Everything is full and the pumps are still pumping

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>don't have barrels of oil
>you're now richer than an oil prince

nothing burger confirmed, UK deaths down by half today.

>OIL CLOSED -35 DOLLARS
>>OIL CLOSED -35 DOLLARS
Saint Corona brings the best of happenings.

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How does negative price oil even work? You pay people to take your oil???

fuck off, chink

I'm so curious about the timeline memes, please gib context or examples so I can learn

How does one buy stonks?

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S

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THEY'RE SAYING THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE
>THEY'RE SAYING THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE
THEY'RE SAYING THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE
>THEY'RE SAYING THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE
THEY'RE SAYING THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE
>THEY'RE SAYING THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE
THEY'RE SAYING THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE

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Corona is the red pill

What is this kind of financial move called?

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And to think some fags want to go back to clown world

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How do I accept all of the barrels?

ok so what does this mean or do oyu guys just like getting high off of fancy numbers

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Also china isnt pumping out cheap plastic shit

If im wearing a mask that doesnt seal... wouldnt i breathe in air through the holes around the mask until the force of that air met the force required to draw in air through the mask's filter?

>Possibly war.
nah it'll be fine

>with no survivors

they can survive with the drug traffic

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>thats a broken market
>im a ding-dong

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>Events leading up to a Great Depression

the storages are full.

thanks Hans

FUNNY LINE GO DOWN
FUNNY LINE GO DOWN
FUNNY LINE GO DOWN

the middle east is finished, absolutely halal.

YEA ITS SHUTDOWN

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I wonder if I can fit 1000 barrels of crude in my garage and how do I process it into gasoline? My cousin got a flatbed truck he might let me borrow

"RED MONDAY"
>"RED MONDAY"
"RED MONDAY"
>"RED MONDAY"
"RED MONDAY"
>"RED MONDAY"

I feel so alive right now, chaos boner fully activated.

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>doesn't know that venezuela's true market is drug market lead by the Club de los Soles

is this you?

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Beginning of a new world.

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WHERE IS BILL MITCHELL'S HOT TAKE???

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Nah, you're gonna have to pay me a 100 bucks a barrel to take your oil, buddy.

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Lockdown = no driving = no gas consumed = nobody buying

THIS IS GOING TO BE WORSE THAN THE GREAT DEPRESSION. ITS LITERALLY TOO LATE NOW

You need a tanker truck user they don't actually ship it in barrels

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HURRY UP AND GET GAS aHHAAaaahhhggaa

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Raise the shrines

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how pink is Yas Forums?

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Saint Corona Chan literally makes banksters an hero.
>Saint Corona Chan literally makes banksters an hero.
Saint Corona Chan literally makes banksters an hero.
>Saint Corona Chan literally makes banksters an hero.
Saint Corona Chan literally makes banksters an hero.
>Saint Corona Chan literally makes banksters an hero.
The most based of happenings.

Best timeline.

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I wonder what bill thinks of this

They live in clown world. In reality this is possible

>DONT STOP ITS JUST GETTING STARTED
>DUMP EEEEEEET

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GREAT ABYSS

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This has never happened before though, at least since 1983 when these transactions began. I'd say this is a bad indication of whats coming.

TRUMP AND BILL WILL BOTH COMMIT SUICIDE LIVE ON TV, SCREENCAP THIS

may oil contract expires tomorrow....junes is at 22 a barrel

literally fucking nothing,again

>Norway's currency is backed almost exclusively by their oil

Norway about to go Zimbabwe mode

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Sure, but then it's already too late by that point

Bear leaving his cave forever

At this point they're better off burning the oil than having to pay to get rid of it

I'll put down a tarp?

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kek

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wtf is this? can I ask for a 1million barrels and they have to pay me for it?

Magenta

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CORONA TURNS YOU INTO A NIGGER

twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1252301281596751872?s=20

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>TRUMP
>promises made
>promises delivered
2020

Just drink the oil. Your body will naturally turn it into gasoline and you will pee out almost pure gasoline.

Diesel also moves all of our products and food around. Both on rails and roads. Nothing will be moving.

>Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
NO FUCK MY BREATHING JUST GOT HARDER FOR A WHILE. PLEASE BE PSYCHOSOMATIC. PLEASE. PLEASE

What's the tier below third world country?

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>Black Monday 1 - 9 March
>Black Monday II - 16 March
>Red Monday - 20 April

me too lad... me too

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What are you guys drinking on red monday? I have a dab rig and a flat of guiness

Forward thinking!

Fourth.

Guys, is now a good time to get paid to invest in Oil?

Mugabe

What happens when everything goes negative?

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Jesus Christ man, look at the currency converter. We are buying the world for pennies on the dollar.

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>may oil contract expires tomorrow....junes is at 22 a barrel
June contracts will begin to fall too.

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nothing burger, UK deaths halfed, Back to shilling elsewhere mossad

I should have stocked on Vodka

Fuck me I can only imagine Maduro's and Putin's face watching this shit.

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wtf

-43
-43
-43
-43

Anime becomes real.

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Based germanbro

Are you telling me the barrel the oil comes in is worth more than the actual oil

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I don't know enough to explain it.
all I can say is something happened with the global consciousness earlier this morning.
We are for a wild ride frens

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Canada

Second AKA Communist

I wonder where is bulgarian cult user, he must have time of his life.

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>Horrifying cartoon of Greta Thunberg being sexually assaulted linked to Canadian oil company

It was a Wakandan bioweapon all along

Mr Deniro - I had no idea you posted here...

>he bought at $1
>now he's in debt

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that tranny is actually cute.

You see, I could see her and Shouta having "fun" with each other... Every time I see her, I think of that.

Water. It's a drink of aristocrats, it costs more than oil.

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Somalia

Why aren't you rich if it was so obvious?

BLACKED.COM

>Denmark about to get flooded by Norwegian women refugees

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God, you other places remain so hopeful, check your currency against the dollar now, wherever the fuck you’re from, Amerifats for the win!

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HODL

>has to pay 70 dollars to get rid of it

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IT JUST NEVER FUCKING ENDS

>MUH SNIFFELZ R SUPER DANGER WHO KAREZ ABOUUT ECONOMY?!?!?!

>AHHHH ECONOMY

you're such fucking kikes

A martini made with bleach

God, my fucking stocks are tanking

i rather with a dick than it mutilated desu

NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR. THAT COMES LATER.

Saw on the news that Nigeria is treating every single person as positive unless proven otherwise so the confirmed cases need to add 195.8 million to the number.

STOP. NO. THIS WORLD IS ALREADY INSANE ENOUGH.

>noooo not the heckin jewish economy

Thats actually from iron deficiency lmao

BREAKING: ***Coronavirus spread via POPEYE'S chicken***

it's a delicious bio-financial weapon, better than max security debtors prisons... youtu.be/5QNdJuHZv5E youtu.be/WVW_ojMziNY youtu.be/3JS8CW6dq1I youtu.be/s_UNtWPS8dc

Fuck the economy. MIGAniggers mad

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>Corona-chan ends white privilege
UH OH NOT MY MILKY SKIN

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After his betrayl he's propably shiting his pents in fear of Corona's wrath

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BLACK OIL SMOKE
THICK BLUE SKY
DEAD RED EYE
HEAR ME CRY
EAT MY THROAT
FEED MY MIND
YELLOW EYE
FEEL ME CRY
TAKE ME NOW
PEEL MY SKIN
SCRAPE MY VEIN
SEAL ME IN
BREAK MY BONES
DANCE AND SPIN
CUT A HOLE
FEED ME NOW!

not only were you a chink, you are a fucking nigger now.

what's next, they became trannies too?

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>-70$ and keeps going

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HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE

stop my sides cant take this

Who's buying anything right now?

OH FUCK THIS IS THE REAL REASON IT DISPROPORTIONATELY KILLS BLACK PEOPLE.

Does that mean THEY WILL PAY ME IF I TAKE IT OR WHAT ?

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY MONEY

youtu.be/61Q6wWu5ziY

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guys...

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OY VEY THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY GOY

>there are butthurt MIGAtards in this thread

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LOOKS LIKE V8 ENGINES ARE BACK IN THE MENU BOYS

No, bought it, for pennies, look at the dollar. We are the only game in town.

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didn't they freeze the market

Should I fuel up my car now before the entire gas industry shuts down?

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Is gas gonna go up or down?

It's happening.

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nice reading comprehension,you fucking retards

I'm laughing all the way to the bank(run)

There is no way it's the same strain as we have in the west

wtf

it turns people into niggers and then kills them.

what a cruel fucking virus

Where are you following the chart? All my charts stopped working at 0.01$

I am buying shit from a marijuana dispensary

brrr.money

Link?
Is this from free radical iron deposits near the surface of the skin?

Buy another car. They'll pay you to use their oil.

someone makes corona-chan BLACKED hand over a chinese doctor

It time to start a farm bros

I hope the best for murica, man. I just want my place to go down to hell

Why would you. Soon they will beg you to take it

Meanwhile, every other thread is saying jews want the lockdown.

YES, THE FIRE RISES

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