/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3345 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

The time has come....

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Does anyone have updated Corona-chan breast expansion gif

NEGATIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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IT WAS 0,00 FOR A FEW SECONDS HAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAHHER AHER A

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LET THE BARRELS HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BARRELS HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BARRELS HIT THE

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

So every place that had protests will see a massive spike about next week. Good job boomers

what site you guys use to look the oil prices?

>A barrel of oil is now worth a candy bar at Shartmart

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Predicting Protests set to double down. Shills and Actors that caused them in the first place need vehicles and everything burning fuel NOW. Maybe a riot psyop? Scare the governors?

How will universal healthcare ever recover from this epic failure? The euroshits are done

Hello, i'll take one bf

FREE OIL
>FREE OIL
FREE OIL
>FREE OIL
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CORONA SAMA

youtu.be/AbmDLVFAaec?t=67

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i dont understan why oil being dirt cheap menas war?

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checked
>ID=Jew
Schizos were right after all

LET THE BARRELS HIT THE FLOOR

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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amazing, fuck all of the OPEC+&mutts

CLAP
>CLAP
CLAP
>CLAP

one barrel full of oil? of course my fine faggot, that will be one cent please

0$

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Is petro-dollar kill ?

youtube.com/watch?v=q2tarP0SuQ4

Ah yes yes! *deposits one cent into ur front pocket*
>notices bulge

THE OIL
SAVE THE OOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I want her to be with a little boy.

Where the fuck are these "recovered" patients?

WHERE ARE YOU BILL MITCHELLLL SAVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oy vey

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>Oil becomes affordable after 50 years of gouging
>Carbon dioxide levels at threatening low PPM, instead of pollution we're actually causing damage to the environment by having levels SO LOW
>Multiple countries discovering "strange" viruses from increased awareness, Brazil discovers they've been infected with some kind of man-made gene therapy virus and only detected it just now
>China is fucked and wont even ship anything out, no container ships have been across the ocean for months now
>The west has to manufacturer its own shit now and is discovering it's just consoomers
>Boomers turning into CCP shills saying the virus is fake or a creation of cellphone towers.
>Workers on strike, refusing to work during this, laid off, and the government is giving them pennies instead of paying them enough of an amount for them to do anything with, ontop of that, a one time payment that appears to be weeks late in most cases to prevent homelessness
Holy fucking based, MORE

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I haven't been on Yas Forums for months, what's the general take on Coronavirus and the lockdowns?

You all agree that being scared of a 0.00001% mortality rate (for young and healthy people) virus is ridiculous, and that there should never have been any lockdowns or social distancing at all, right?

it means the rooskies are going to play dirty.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

THREE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Bruise not the oil or the wine

He's buying the D I P

lurk moar newfag

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 771,214 (41,356) #2 Spain 200,210 (20,852) #3 Italy 181,228 (24,114) #4 France 155,383 (20,265) #5 Germany 146,398 (4,706) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 90,980 (2,140) #8 Iran 83,505 (5,209) #9 China 82,747 (4,632) #10 Russia 47,121 (405) #11 Belgium 39,983 (5,828) #12 Brazil 39,548 (2,507) #13 Canada 35,708 (1,618) #14 Netherlands 33,405 (3,751) #15 Switzerland 27,944 (1,427) #16 Portugal 20,863 (735) #17 India 17,615 (559) #18 Ireland 15,652 (687) #19 Peru 15,628 (400) #20 Austria 14,795 (470) #21 Sweden 14,777 (1,580) #22 Israel 13,654 (173) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,674 (236) #25 Chile 10,507 (139) #26 Saudi Arabia 10,484 (103) #27 Ecuador 10,128 (507) #28 Poland 9,593 (380) #29 Romania 8,936 (469) #30 Pakistan 8,418 (176) #31 Mexico 8,261 (686) #32 Singapore 8,014 (11) #33 Denmark 7,515 (364) #34 United Arab Emirates 7,265 (43) #35 Norway 7,127 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +6,578 (+781) #2 United Kingdom +4,676 (+449) #3 Turkey +4,674 (+123) #4 Russia +4,268 (+44) #5 France +2,489 (+547) #6 Italy +2,256 (+454) #7 Spain +1,536 (+399) #8 Belgium +1,487 (+145) #9 Belarus +1,485 (+4) #10 Iran +1,294 (+91) #11 Saudi Arabia +1,122 (+6) #12 Brazil +894 (+45) #13 Mexico +764 (+36) #14 Netherlands +750 (+67) #15 Ecuador +660 (+33) #16 Portugal +657 (+21) #17 Germany +656 (+64) #18 Canada +652 (+31) #19 Qatar +567 (+1) #20 Bangladesh +492 (+10) #21 United Arab Emirates +484 (+2) #22 Chile +419 (+6) #23 Ireland +401 (+77) #24 Sweden +392 (+40) #25 Serbia +312 (+3) #26 Poland +306 (+20) #27 Dominican Republic +284 (+9) #28 Ukraine +261 (+10) #29 Switzerland +204 (+34) #30 Philippines +200 (+19) #31 Panama +194 (+6) #32 Romania +190 (+18) #33 Egypt +189 (+11) #34 Indonesia +185 (+8) #35 Kazakhstan +176 (+2)…

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>tfw everything is slowly going to shit
>tfw washing your ass with oil is cheaper than using toiler paper
>tfw we are a polar opposite of Mad Max now

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Im not an economist, but this is not normal

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>Brazil discovers they've been infected with some kind of man-made gene therapy virus and only detected it just now
?

>Multiple countries discovering "strange" viruses from increased awareness, Brazil discovers they've been infected with some kind of man-made gene therapy virus and only detected it just now

What now

storing oil costs money

NOT MUH STONKS! NOT THE HECKIN' OILARINO!!!!!!

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>hey grandpa how was it during the coronavirus outcome
>kino

>becomes daily driver

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Nobody gives a shit. Go lick a door knob.

WAR SOON

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What if the oil breaking its because its 4/20 and we are all high anons?

NOT THE OIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is shale anyway?

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WHERE
IS
THE
FLOOR

I
CAN'T
SEE
THE
FLOOR

END THE LOCKDOWNS BACK TO WORK AMERICANS

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thesun.co.uk/news/11434787/vultures-pictured-circling-manhattan-skyline-coronavirus-pandemic/

IT'S HAPPENING!

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Hey guys! I ask a real question.

Can stock market itself file for bankruptcy?

>they have to talk about oil prices because the virus is dead
ayy lmao

IT'S GOING UP

yeah you could of just left that flag on and not said, we know

dumb fucking nigger

you are far too stupid to calculate CFR. CFR has been used for a half century to calculate severity of a disease with accuracy.

but sure ill trust some random fucking retard sure

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post your pink wojaks

Mandatory masks day one

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Auschwitz isnt in Germany other than that funny

What happens if the oil hits 0.00 or negative?

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Place is a 3rd world dump even by American standards.

>the Holocaust will be disproven in your lifetime
JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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IT HIT 0 ALREADY
OIL IS LITERALLY FREE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WW3 SOON
>WW3 SOON

WW3 SOON
>WW3 SOON

WW3 SOON
>WW3 SOON

WW3 SOON
>WW3 SOON

WW3 SOON
>WW3 SOON

WW3 SOON
>WW3 SOON

BARRELS GET YE BARRELS

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>and now oil is recovering and they have totally nothing to talk about
oh no no no

THE DIGITS

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>Wasn't Texas reopening their economy?
Limited openings, with masks & social distancing rules. Sort of stupid really, who the fuck is in a rush to go out and buy shit they don't need with money they don't have???

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THOSE DIGITS!!!!!!!

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0 $
Even a Jannie can buy oil now

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>that id

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>12 cents is a recovery

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>we're heading towards 20% kill rate out of the first 1 million closed cases
>5.1 billion on lockdown, hiding away from the flu
lol

a exchange can obviously file bankruptcy. however if a lot of people trade they make more money not less

YOU DID user

ALSO

R A R E

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R

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>ID BP/Q8
Your shale is kill boomer

Check

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>tfw wasn't able to buy the dip

So, anyone has any idea of how can I get guns and amo in spain?

third impact

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kekked

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PENNIES
I'M BUYING FULL BARRELLS FOR FUCKING PENNIES

This has got to be the comfiest happening ever. Any other happening that would have had this much of an effect on the entire world would have caused an internet shutdown. Meanwhile this happening forced everyone to stay inside and shitpost. Peak comfy

kkkek

>Germans relapse and use Auschwitz's crematoriums
>6 gorillion of infected corpses don't suddenly didappear
UH OH

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nothing really, if it's negative you get money if you buy it

>t. moron who doesn't understand how to properly calculate CFR
Do you see the dots that most underestimate the real CFR? That's the one you're posting.

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>USOIL
So that means only America is fucked? Who gives a shit then?

Yes it's no different from Candy Land you can just start over.

Fuck you for making me hope the Germans were going to reinvade Poland to reopen Auschwitz

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you better fuckin believe i check that

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El Corte Inglés hunting section

What countries and territories still have no cases?

Average all CFRs together and it still comes out to 20%, making my statement accurate. Cunt.

based low IQ-high IQ unity

doomers are so fucking retarded, any sort of anarchy that would happen should things ever escalate to that point will be quashed so fucking quick with martial law. See how quick youre gonna calm the fuck down when cops/troops are legally allowed to shoot you.

auschwitz is in poland
wtf

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your ID betrays you,shlomo

>Go to use the legend ovens of Hitler
>The chimney isn't hooked up and they barely fit a pizza
Right wingers sabotaged them!

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kek?

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checked jannies are rich now

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kek

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some serious digits in this thread

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any way to filter 'caps' posts?

JANNIES BTFO

AL menos hay jabalís por todas partes.... Ahora solo hace falta ver si puedo fermentar un jabalí y bebermelo.

how can i get my hands on some of that oil

>1 death in Israel

Corona-chan's birthday gift to Hitler

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