/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3344 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

Why is it tanking right now?

>war in the middle east for an asset nobody wants
Chinks need to be nuked, they're the only ones responsible for this mess

Can I buy literal barrels of oil to puy on my yard??

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Trump is going to be fucking livid at today's conference kek

How much will you give me for takeing it?

>nothingburger...
dailyfx.com/crude-oil

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boomer shit

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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reposting from last thread
>54% of asymptomatic people still get permanent lung damage, almost 80% of those with mild symptoms gets permanent lung damage.
source mate? couldn't find anything claiming that in the pastebin

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US shale going down is hardly a happening

Shitposting

TAKE THE OIL

I'LL PAY YOU

You mean war with chinks

more than just the middle east. This is total nation destabilization.

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>beans
"human beings"

Yeah bro just all the world's currencies are reliant on oil, no big deal

Some churning will be inevitable since their economies were wholly dependent on oil.
Also Russia is pretty much fucked at this point.

Based?

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Well yes obviously we all hate the chinks here and want them to be glassed. I for one am hoping famine culls a good portion of Asia as a whole this coming year. Lets not discount the added bonus of a regional war in the ME too though.

So, I buy oil shares now? Which one?

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ONE CHAIN LINK TOKEN IS NOW WORTH MORE THAN A BARREL OF OIL LMAO

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it's a doggy dog world buddy, no need to nitpick posts diamond dozen

I hope you are trying to profit on snake oil, because at least it's profitable

Plague Princess
pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/ryct.2020200110

when are the zombies coming I want zombies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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archive.is/SBCKv
>Of 104 cases, 76 (73%) were asymptomatic, 41 (54%) of which had lung opacities on CT. Other 28 (27%) cases were symptomatic, 22 (79%) of which had abnormal CT findings.

You can't get free oil and they pay you
fucking idiots stop saying that
its just going to be really cheap
stfu

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What am I looking at here?

That will live forever

brent is the global benchmark

Line go down lmoa

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 771,197 (41,356) #2 Spain 200,210 (20,852) #3 Italy 181,228 (24,114) #4 France 152,894 (19,718) #5 Germany 146,293 (4,683) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 Iran 83,505 (5,209) #9 China 82,747 (4,632) #10 Russia 47,121 (405) #11 Belgium 39,983 (5,828) #12 Brazil 39,548 (2,507) #13 Canada 35,708 (1,618) #14 Netherlands 33,405 (3,751) #15 Switzerland 27,944 (1,427) #16 Portugal 20,863 (735) #17 India 17,615 (559) #18 Peru 15,628 (400) #19 Ireland 15,251 (610) #20 Austria 14,795 (470) #21 Sweden 14,777 (1,580) #22 Israel 13,654 (173) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,674 (236) #25 Chile 10,507 (139) #26 Saudi Arabia 10,484 (103) #27 Ecuador 10,128 (507) #28 Poland 9,593 (380) #29 Romania 8,936 (469) #30 Pakistan 8,418 (176) #31 Mexico 8,261 (686) #32 Singapore 8,014 (11) #33 Denmark 7,515 (364) #34 United Arab Emirates 7,265 (43) #35 Norway 7,127 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +6,561 (+781) #2 United Kingdom +4,676 (+449) #3 Russia +4,268 (+44) #4 Italy +2,256 (+454) #5 Spain +1,536 (+399) #6 Belgium +1,487 (+145) #7 Belarus +1,485 (+4) #8 Iran +1,294 (+91) #9 Saudi Arabia +1,122 (+6) #10 Brazil +894 (+45) #11 Mexico +764 (+36) #12 Netherlands +750 (+67) #13 Ecuador +660 (+33) #14 Portugal +657 (+21) #15 Canada +652 (+31) #16 Qatar +567 (+1) #17 Germany +551 (+41) #18 Bangladesh +492 (+10) #19 United Arab Emirates +484 (+2) #20 Chile +419 (+6) #21 Sweden +392 (+40) #22 Serbia +312 (+3) #23 Poland +306 (+20) #24 Dominican Republic +284 (+9) #25 Ukraine +261 (+10) #26 Switzerland +204 (+34) #27 Philippines +200 (+19) #28 Panama +194 (+6) #29 Romania +190 (+18) #30 Egypt +189 (+11) #31 Indonesia +185 (+8) #32 Kazakhstan +176 (+2) #33 Israel +163 (+1) #34 Morocco +135 (+2) #35 Denmark +131 (+9)…

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Guy, I feel like it just beginning of REAL disaster.

>meme coins are worth more than oil
Is this peak clown world?

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Holy shit.

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>a product that no one needs is going down in price
Wow, that's crazy. Who gives a shit about oil?

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ANYONE HERE USED HOUDINI AND HAVE IT CRASHED ON YOUR SYSTEM FUCKING CONSTANTLY?

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>number of infected cases skyrockets
>oil prices went full retard
>supply chains disrupted
>economic collapse
World is getting Just-a-flu'ed.com

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Soon

NEW WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST
USA IS FUCKED
THE WORLD IS DESTABILIZED
WE ARE DEAD
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WTI AND Brent are. Brent is the north sea

You dumb cunt, price dropping means there's too much oil from it not selling. A war can't fix that unless you just obliterate oil production everywhere else to create a global shortage.

There were reports of cannibalism in COVID-19 infected people in Chynah.

Now you're realising?

Your country's whole economy

We knew since January. It's only getting started

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>SINGAPORE GONE FIRST

SINGAPORE GONE FIRST

>SINGAPORE GONE FIRST

SINGAPORE GONE FIRST

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BRACE FOR IMPACT

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>You can't get free oil and they pay you
>fucking idiots

Well if you're rich enough to own a supertanker you actually can

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if it was so obvious, why did Trump buy so much oil at $25? kek

So what you are saying is the government is going to start buying oil and burning it, like the way they flush milk, to stabilize the price?

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>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream
DO YOU VIRGIN INCEL LOSERS REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED WE ARE THEY DONT SHUT DOWN THE GLOBE OVER A FLU THIS IS THE START OF AN EXTINCTION EVENT WE ARE ALL FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So theres gonna be another war now right?

checked twice
thanks bros
was hoping for studies on younger people, but nevertheless

With no survivors

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SOMETIMES WHO IS SMART PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS MEANS
WILL IT RESULT IN WARS?
IS IT GOING TO FUCK THE WORLD?

Some strange shit here.
(((somebody))) don't want POTUS's deal making to come to fruition.
But then markets gotta market.

It's not a coincidence that there is a great uptick on (((ISIS))) online presence and propaganda efforts with this shit. Someone wants to restart 2014 in middle east all over again. Hopefully coronachan gets them all in israel and iran before they pull stupid shit.

>Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
>archive.is/45np7
From the OP

youtube.com/watch?v=x5uwihWGu-I

QUICK
WHAT AXIS IS YOUR COUNTRY IN FOR THE NEXT WORLD WAR

Venezuela is kill

>b-but it's only the weekends!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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My country's economy has been fucked since forever, who cares?

Oh well, it’s not going away. We can bitch or live with it.

>less than 500 dead in New York
Worst is over, it's time for ir ro open, can't let this nothingburger destroy the economy.
America need to go back to work.

>narrative shifting from "the disease is going to kill us all" to "the economy is fucked, world war 3"
like clockwork Yas Forums, from one nothing burger to another.
why are random articles with no scientific sources treated like the absolute gospel around here?

More like hide it and pretend there's a shortage to fuck everyone enjoying nice gas prices over like they usually do.