Hello I am new here and I am asexual...

Hello I am new here and I am asexual. I want to get Congress create a law that will refer people like me as ze or za instead of he/she, I understand this is a political board and you guys have power. How can you guys help me?

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Stupid autocorrect. I meant ze or zir.

Tits and gtfo

>I am asexual
not possible.

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How so?

Why do all asexuals look autistic

>a girl SO ugly, she pretends to not be into sex

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No I just feel like I don't belong to any group

No wonder nobody wants to fuck you titlet.

How rude.

where's the timestamp retard

Mix ammonia and bleach together that should help

>Asexuals party hardest
means
>Asexuals are the biggest degenerates
ftfy

Like this?

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It's almost like they are all autists and so are people who have gender identity issues, almost like is all made up.

S A G E

hello faggot
you'll be asked to kys and show tits, please dont

I used to think this but my buddy is like that. Absolutely no interest in sex. He'll have it once in a while but only because he feels like he should rather than wanting to

fuck!
DONT!
dude, that was disgusting

Sex is not gender

The asexual I know irl has aspergers

all you get is the rope

Have sex

Sexual preference is not a gender. Shut the fuck up, grow up and get a on with life.

I am an Asexual and what do I think of this, you may ask?
I think you should be sucking on my dick. I would celebrate THAT very much.

That is not what asexual means. Learn to read before lobbying Congress.

Asexuality isn’t a gender.
I know this is a joke but why do people who maintain these beliefs always have such a shitty understanding of definitions and get so buttblasted when they don’t conform to their twisted version of reality

I don't want sex. I don't have the urge.

instead, you should consider drinking bleach and hanging yourself, kike faggot.

>create a law
>ze or za instead of he/she
Hello kike. The oven is in the other direction.

You seriously gonna make a party just for that? Or are you just trying to scam some donations out of SJWs?

who said anything about sex??

Well I do. Don't oppress me, bigot.

asexuals are not the same as trans. they just don't want or pursue sex.

Is this punitive? So can I get in trouble if I call you he because I refuse to play your new age verbal fuck fuck games?

>brown

You are not asexual you can not breed with yourself.
Faggot

No I just want recognition

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Holy melanoma.

hi i need special attention because being a regular faggot is not faggot enough.

My skin was white when I was a kid but then I went out into the sun and everything changed after that.

For? What have you done that’s worthy?

As a physician I'm currently monitoring this. But it can take 10-20 years for melanoma to become malignant.

>I want to get Congress create a law

How about you suck on a shotgun

Existed

I used to think I was asexual till the ripe age of 23 when I had a woman suck the cum out of my penis and keep on slurping. Never went back and decided to stop being a little bitch and fix myself to get pussy.

Existence doesn’t merit recognition, accomplishments do