/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3343 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

► Detected: 2,443,200 (+36,625) ► Died: 167,929 (+2,898) ► Day: 102 (-09:25:46)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.1x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,551 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► WHO ◄
youtu.be/obuN4gPO97o
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Protests against lockdowns in Brazil
archive.is/XqPSz

Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
archive.is/45np7

Protests against lockdowns in the US
archive.is/gvs9p

Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
archive.is/SBCKv

At least 6 people have dropped dead in the streets of Tokyo
archive.is/vEEvD

>INFO
Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after "recovery"
archive.is/UA3g1

Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

Italy warns that cats, ferrets and dogs can get infected
archive.is/S51YW

The Lancet warns about incoming "second wave"
archive.is/G8ky2

Texan tests negative twice, then positive
archive.is/PxZMp

>REMINDER
Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
archive.is/VxlBI

Coronavirus is now 1st cause of death in the US
archive.is/ksmDm

DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
archive.is/nzbS8

Test kits in the U.S and 30 countries are flawed
archive.is/cLmse

Czech Republic buys Chinese rapid tests, 80% fail
archive.is/v5nDb

>LATEST
4,268 new cases and 44 new deaths in Russia
163 new cases and 1 new death in Israel
68 new cases and 10 new deaths in Hungary
261 new cases and 10 new deaths in Ukraine
87 new cases and 48 new deaths in Italy
764 new cases and 36 new deaths in Mexico

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interaktiv.morgenpost.de/corona-virus-karte-infektionen-deutschland-weltweit/
zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/coronavirus-echtzeit-karte-deutschland-landkreise-infektionen-ausbreitung
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html
experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4
rki.de/DE/Content/Infekt/EpidBull/Archiv/2020/Ausgaben/17_20_SARS-CoV2_vorab.pdf?__blob=publicationFile
divi.de/images/Dokumente/DIVI-Intensivregister_Tagesreport_2020_04_20.pdf
divi.de/register/intensivregister?view=items
aerzteblatt.de/archiv/213160/SARS-CoV-2-Infektion-Wenn-COVID-19-Patienten-intensivpflichtig-werden
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=LsExPrHCHbw
youtube.com/watch?v=0qwiyxedC_o
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806
youtube.com/watch?v=9xlluxI-vGQ
youtube.com/watch?v=RkJELpndAOs
youtube.com/watch?v=7WeTiIoL3Xw
globalresearch.ca/hospitals-getting-paid-more-label-cause-death-coronavirus/5709720
archive.is/45np7
youtube.com/watch?v=fUWXEUqJ9j8
sciencemag.org/news/2020/04/how-does-coronavirus-kill-clinicians-trace-ferocious-rampage-through-body-brain-toes
youtube.com/watch?v=ztzq05IzYds
youtube.com/watch?v=t6zhuFAoC6Y
youtube.com/watch?v=9fKL2g3d-8w
youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0
youtube.com/watch?v=ZhoQpjsOtwE
nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2008597
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1002/jmv.25728?mod=article_inline
wired.com/story/what-does-covid-19-do-to-your-brain/
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1477893920301101?via=ihub
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971220301958
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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 20.04.2020

>2024 NEW INFECTIONS:
>145184 TOTAL INFECTIONS +1,41%
>135 NEW DEATHS:
>4586 TOTAL DEATHS
updated: 20.04.2020 0:00 GMT+1
interaktiv.morgenpost.de/corona-virus-karte-infektionen-deutschland-weltweit/

>info from RKI situation report:
3% of infected developed pneumonia
17% of infected hospitalized
48% of cases male
68% of cases between 15 and 59
19% of cases between 60 and 79
10% of cases older than 79
median age of infected: 50

58% of fatalities male
86% of fatalities older than 69
median age of fatalities: 82

infections in nursing homes and hospitals are still common
at least 7% of total cases are medical personnel

>info from DIVI IC report:
2793 patients in IC, 2009 (72%) of which on ventilator
6785 resolved IC cases, 2038 (30%) of which deceased
total occupied ICUs: 16955
total available ICUs: 12260
not all hospitals may have reported to DIVI

>geographic distribution of COVID-19 cases:
zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/coronavirus-echtzeit-karte-deutschland-landkreise-infektionen-ausbreitung

>daily situation report from RKI in german:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html

>COVID-19 dashboard from RKI in german:
experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4

>prognosis on development of SARS-CoV-2 epidemic in Germany from RKI in german:
rki.de/DE/Content/Infekt/EpidBull/Archiv/2020/Ausgaben/17_20_SARS-CoV2_vorab.pdf?__blob=publicationFile

>daily situation report on overall IC capacity from DIVI in german:
divi.de/images/Dokumente/DIVI-Intensivregister_Tagesreport_2020_04_20.pdf

>IC capacity in hospitals from DIVI in german:
divi.de/register/intensivregister?view=items

>info on IC treatment of COVID-19 from Ärzteblatt in german:
aerzteblatt.de/archiv/213160/SARS-CoV-2-Infektion-Wenn-COVID-19-Patienten-intensivpflichtig-werden

other info in english:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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>SRSLY GUIZE WASH UR FUCKING HANDS GAIZ

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>called some churches to ask for redemption
>lines are dead
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hello goyim

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CC is a slut

What happened? Can't brrrr demand for oil?

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USA what are you doing

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>tfw you'll never feed C.C. pizza while in quarantine together

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>Danish Mindwill industry booming
>Norwegian oil money going to zero

It took ~200 years Dane bro's but we finally crashed Norway with no survivors

Now delete all evidence of Danish HIV virus research linked to Wuhan and we made it

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Helping

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What Americans do best, being retarded.

*Necleary reacts in your general direction*

RED PILL ME ON CURRENT HAPPENINGS

GIVE IT TO ME FUCKING STRAIGHT NO BULLSHIT

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LOOK AT OIL
>LOOK AT OIL
LOOK AT OIL
>LOOK AT OIL
LOOK AT OIL
>LOOK AT OIL

Vibing

That picture would be sexy as fuck if it was liquor instead of baileys

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Not in the same way
Simple physics intrudes
Oil demand is on the floor due to the global lockdown and there simply isn't the room to store the spare oil

NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=LsExPrHCHbw
youtube.com/watch?v=0qwiyxedC_o

LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION (BASICALLY SOCIAL SHAMING TO DENOUNCE YOU AS "ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE")
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS. AND YES, THEY DO RELEASE SOME OF THE DECEASED, SO THEY'RE NOT PREVENTING ANY 'CORONA BOMBS.'
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=pO01QJSC-TU

DOCTORS BEING TOLD TO FILL OUT DEATH CERTS WITH CORONA REGARDLESS IF IT WAS OR WAS NOT THE CAUSE OF DEATH
youtube.com/watch?v=9xlluxI-vGQ

AN INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST'S RUNDOWN OF CORONA CRISIS WITH PLENTY OF SOURCES
youtube.com/watch?v=RkJELpndAOs
youtube.com/watch?v=7WeTiIoL3Xw

HOSPITALS GETTING PAID MORE TO LABEL CAUSE OF DEATH AS CORONAVIRUS
globalresearch.ca/hospitals-getting-paid-more-label-cause-death-coronavirus/5709720

We are retards.

is the current oil price the lowest in history?

Isn't this unironically when you "buy the dip"?

what happend when the wind, you know, dont blow?

Who else hopes to get just-a-flu'ed by Corona Chan so they don't have to an hero?
>can't kill yourself if you die in a global pandemic

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Yes
No

Since I don't know how well read this was;
>Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
>archive.is/45np7
I am going to underline the importance:
>6 active diver infected
>6 weeks after recovery at home without hospitalisation
>all of them have irriversible lung damage

>YouTube links
kys zoomer

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why?

Nothingflu causes spoiled brats cry over not being allowed outside.

How do you not even notice lung damage?

If you're sure that it hit the lowest possible, go ahead

youtube.com/watch?v=fUWXEUqJ9j8
>youtube.com/watch?v=fUWXEUqJ9j8
youtube.com/watch?v=fUWXEUqJ9j8
>youtube.com/watch?v=fUWXEUqJ9j8
youtube.com/watch?v=fUWXEUqJ9j8
>youtube.com/watch?v=fUWXEUqJ9j8

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>catching a falling knife

>listening to Silent Hill 2 OST while oil collapses
find anything more fitting

it goes into remission in your balls heart and brain
you can be infected with multiple strains
it can turn you into a nigger
absolutely no hope of a vaccine

So if I get it and survive with lung damage to I get life long neet bux?
Not having to work again would be nice assuming civilization survives.

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Thank you, now it's comfy time for real

is the virus perfectly even spread though out the country? cloud there be places with more or less infected than others?

/cvg/ please explain to me what they are "missing" hiding from us about people dropping dead on the street videos
japan is seeing the same thing today

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Post your face when global collapse happens.

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sciencemag.org/news/2020/04/how-does-coronavirus-kill-clinicians-trace-ferocious-rampage-through-body-brain-toes

>muh GDP

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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encephalitis perhaps

What are the odds they are being led around by the nose by agitators, like antifa once was
Would be a ((shame)) if millions of Republicans died during an election year

I've been a smoker for years, pack a day. Never noticed any lung damage

>thanks for bricking the economy and potentially destroying countless lives so I could live 2 years longer

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can't give everyone neetbux at once you dingus
need robots unlocked for that

try this on for soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=ztzq05IzYds

No, you will still have to work but you will be unable to perform athletically.
Also: get a job that is satisfying to you and you will not work a single day.

It could be a different strain or maybe in the US they are just getting to the hospital faster before that can happen
Who knows but its spooky and is happening in South America too.
Its either from silent/happy hypoxia or Corona-chan attacking ACE2 in the brain

Culling the stupid and the impulsive.

Gran Turismo lounge music

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low effort

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>IF THE LOCKDOWN IS LIFT TO QUICKLY, THE VIRUS CAN TOOK OFF AGAIN
>IF THE LOCKDOWN IS LIFT TO QUICKLY, THE VIRUS CAN TOOK OFF AGAIN
>IF THE LOCKDOWN IS LIFT TO QUICKLY, THE VIRUS CAN TOOK OFF AGAIN

What happens to supply chains in crude goes 0 ?

>muh economy
>memeflag
you are glowing so bright no amount of faggotry can hide it

Cytokine storm
If you have a particularity hardy immune system , youll feel better, but she will cause your immune system to suddenly go insane and kill you

look at the op's pastebin
lurk more

if you want it simplified to one sentence, everyone's dead, no one's recovering

>5.1 on lockdown
which countries are these?, what the fuck that's 3/4th of the world that corona's locked up into their homes!

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youtube.com/watch?v=t6zhuFAoC6Y

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Me neither. If you're meant to die, you're gonna die. Smoker or not. Fuck the poor ass haters that can't afford the smokes.

Very very short
The group's organising these are Tea Party linked

>What are the odds they are being led around by the nose by agitators
100% and your digits agree. They are being organized by a group connected to Betsy Devos who is connected to trump.
Its all manufactured to give him cover to open the US because that is what the people demand.
They are all going to die

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Look user, people sometimes suffer a heart attack or stroke and drop dead. What makes you think it's because of a pneumonia virus?

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>find anything more fitting
Easy.

Soon in your neighborhood:
youtube.com/watch?v=9fKL2g3d-8w

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Cytokine storm sounds like a Pokemon move

>A LARGE PROPORTION OF THE PUBLIC REMAINS SUSCEPTIBLE TO INFECTION; STILL NO SIGN OF HERD IMMUNITY, LOWER NUMBERS OF EXPECTED INFECTIONS EVEN WITH THE ANTIBODIES TESTS

WHY IS OIL CRASHING WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT BITCH

I NEED TO BUY THE FUCKING DIP

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Does there exist a source of isopropyl alcohol I can order online?

Everything seems to be sold out and I need it for cleaning resin.

youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0
my favourite song for happenings

ACCELERATE

The human body is actually pretty resilient. They're noticing it in x-rays, but they only x-ray the most severe of cases. It is possible to get lung damage that hasn't reached the pain threshold.

saudi oil is at 26

>Oil industry just realized Chinks were lying and they're not back to normal

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Hello Swede bro we'll just wait for my argie bro to change the text to spanish on the 100k image

Lead around? Low
Antifaggots will try to infect them by sending someone? 99%

Same here. Only time I ever faced problems was when someone convinced me to try vaping for a bit. Gave that up and am back to pack a day.

Even African countries are on lockdown

Number of people dying from Corona and the number of people dying from Police beatings is going up steadily.
>Number of people dying from Corona and the number of people dying from Police beatings is going up steadily.
Number of people dying from Corona and the number of people dying from Police beatings is going up steadily.
>Number of people dying from Corona and the number of people dying from Police beatings is going up steadily.
Number of people dying from Corona and the number of people dying from Police beatings is going up steadily.
>Number of people dying from Corona and the number of people dying from Police beatings is going up steadily.
Number of people dying from Corona and the number of people dying from Police beatings is going up steadily.
>Number of people dying from Corona and the number of people dying from Police beatings is going up steadily.
Number of people dying from Corona and the number of people dying from Police beatings is going up steadily.
>Number of people dying from Corona and the number of people dying from Police beatings is going up steadily.

Enough is enough, eunuch.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZhoQpjsOtwE

ahh a man of culture

Encephalitis or meningitis, both produce seizures

nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2008597
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1002/jmv.25728?mod=article_inline
wired.com/story/what-does-covid-19-do-to-your-brain/
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1477893920301101?via=ihub
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971220301958

people are just at home and most peoples initial reaction in the states is to try to provide aid or call someone who can. Not take a fucking picture. Read the news user, people are saying their family members are collapsing inside their houses and then were diagnosed with coronachan at the hospital

buy forwards with delivery in winter and start your own oil biz

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It just seems like the price will bounce back eventually because this can't be the true value of crude. Catching it at the lowest possible is just maximizing margins.