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No more Brits in Amsterdam, we are half way saved.

First for are Mozza
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Thank God for no more Brits. Now the city can revel in it's Eastern European and African whores and Moroccans on every street corner.

Hi Bongs

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It's so comfy outside but I can barely read or concentrate on my 1000 paged experimental novels because Deano is being a loud cunt. Fuck him the tosser.

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Transphobes btfo

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>gellman

EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

who gives a fuck

anyone else noticed most kike surnames sound totally made up?

all surnames are 'made up'
what the fuck are you on about

all surnames are made up you fucking moron

That's because most of them are. Most of British and American jewry are descended from Azkhenazi from eastern europe. They changed their names after migrating in the 19th cenutry in order to blend in better.

Trust me mate I know the feeling. My road is just swamped with poles and romanians and the cunts are always blaring music. Drunks living off the dole, sitting in their little gardens drinking 24/7. Infuriating really.

nah lads most western jews literally did make up most of their current surnames in the 19th century

wonder how many deanos gonna be fucked getting a job because they got hand tattoos.

so fucking what? every people made up their surnames at some point

Today's one

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You again

There's always that ONE cunt who decides he's going to rev up his engine on his car or bike just to act like a twat.

I said half way. A little more maybe, the Brits were the most troublesome savages in Amsterdam by far.

and that makes you envy me?

you’re a fucking idiot

Most surnames weren't made up with the specific intention of hiding jewishness. Most surnames just originate from the profession of a distant ancestor.

it was something like 558 last thread, is this just england now?

im off to bed
night ;)

haha, you called me an idiot even though you're the one that's wrong

Ep1c

English humor is beyond me.

but you’re an idiot

Ive got a set of traffic lights outside mine, if its not revving i always hear the phone ringing from people making calls in their call, like 5 times a day at least

yooooo this nibba did it again

Me in the picture.

that one i posted was yesterdays , both are for the whole of the UK

>Deano is angry because his beloved pub is closed
>Mate, they better open my local boozer up by Christmas mate, love my Christmas pint, top bins
>Deano goes to the pub on Christmas Eve, England tournament games and maybe for the big fight
>Deano
>Fucking love the pub mate, try and keep me out it haha good luck geezer

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Thats what you get for advertising yourself as the dude weed and whores lmoa capital of the world.

Tbh deano might be a dumb animal but I also feel like he's implicitly a nationalist.

its not every day diane says something reasonable, but my god

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When did we do that?

Without a bout.

It was sometime after advertising your prostitutes worldwide along with documentaries about your heroin junkies everywhere. Back around then.

yo based?

He'll be sat on the B&Q decking round the back of his deano box sipping cheap American beer and eating Doritos.
>luv a cheeky cold one

Imagine how bored Deano and the lads must be. This must be hell for them.

Deano betrayed his coal mining ancestors worse than Labour have by voting Tory to show he's "moved up" on the social mobility.

No, theyre having a monster fifa sesh with domino's delivery every night

Would you prefer he voted for Corbyn and Diane Abbott over Boris and brexit?

Neither are good choices, but one is clearly worse than the other.

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Unironically worked with a deano for a short time, he is legitimately a 'team leader' at a call centre, lives in a deanobox, has sleeve tattoos and when he tells me about his work he says 'honestly mate its like wolf on wall street', i was so convinced whoever put together the original meme knew him it was uncanny