/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3340 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

► Detected: 2,426,789 (+20,214) ► Died: 166,122 (+1,091) ► Day: 102 (-12:10:40)

— 5.0 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,551 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Protests against lockdowns in the US
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At least 6 people have dropped dead in the streets of Tokyo
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Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
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Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
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Riots against lockdowns in France
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>INFO
17 year old football player dies in the US
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Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/wip/gM8Va

Neuroinvasive potential of new coronavirus
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>REMINDER
Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
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Italy doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
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$2.4 trillion global recession expected
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Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
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Germany "lost" 2,000 samples before testing them
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>LATEST
4,268 new cases and 44 new deaths in Russia
163 new cases and 1 new death in Israel
68 new cases and 10 new deaths in Hungary
261 new cases and 10 new deaths in Ukraine
87 new cases and 48 new deaths in Italy
764 new cases and 36 new deaths in Mexico

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youtu.be/dRFbwjwQ4VE?t=143
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Reposting my answer here because old thread is dying.
Generally, most consider that theory to be correct. The fact that innumerable, miniscule meteors enter earth's atmosphere every day and instantly burn up gives one hell of a spike towards the rear end of that chart, and that's part of the reason sizable asteroids are relatively rare. It's a power law, but it is somewhat skewed. Technically, we find more mid-sized meteorites than we logically should, but the rarity of massive asteroids is consistent with that trendline. I wouldn't be surprised to see a dissertation done on it sometime soon.

channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/dengue-cases-expected-exceed-16000-nea-12659668

But we give our police and courts supreme power and the ruling Democratic Socialist party says they are their own check and balance, so it's okay.

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Who is the battle loli?

Go to Disney World, for the herd lads.

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>tfw you finally filter memeflaggots

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How delusional are these Disney people? Who cares if I die i NEED to go to the park

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Chinese village protectors were kino

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Praying for Sweden's collapse.

God, I miss back before Disney built their reputation as being this predatory conglomerate. There was a time when there was actually that sense of magic. Back in 2006, I took a summer job at Disney World for three months, and it was goddamn awesome. I miss that shit.

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Welcome to comfy /cvg/ posting

You can also use ublock origin instead of Yas Forums x plugin. The ublock filter removes them completely from your screen like they didn’t even exist

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Virus has now peaked in the UK as predicted. Economy will be back up and running within a month. Happening over.

MSM lurks Yas Forums

Tbh the imagery of Goofy in a Hazmat Suit actually got me to chuckle, good job britbong.

Only normies

>wish I could turn back time
>to the good ol' daays

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link?

>Clown world finally defeated
>New golden era incoming
>consider offing yourself

The fuck is wrong with you?

A least I'll rest easy knowing theyll all be dead before the next election. Shame about the hospital workers who will experience dealing with these deaths though

Nope

Muslims and Blacks riot in France

>It’s safe, you can go to work again, goyim. Italy and French are already asking for your money.

It sure is dude, have fun outside working
I'll be over here, watching

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Not for a second. Why would I kill myself over a lost job/stocks or whatever

>Disneyfags dying
This is unironically something I support. What do I have to do to make them open up as soon as possible?

She makes a disclaimer to avoid getting called conspiracy theorist, though. So it's still new information.

wait l'm not ready l've done nothing with all this free time

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I thought I was going to hurt my family because they wouldnt listen to me but then I decided that I would just have to assume they were going to die. Felt better since then

Eres parte de nuestra familia y te queremos mucho como amigo. Pero también eres como nuestro hijo, y te ayudaremos en cualquier momento.

Fuck no, i'm literally staying at home and getting paid, it's the dream of my 10 year old me

having their little post outlines lets me see if the thread is infested with them or they're taking a break

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It's worse than everything we could have prepped for. It's literally airborne AIDS. Mild cases will die from it in 2, 6, maybe 10 years. Actually very reminiscent of TB, some people die from it in a few weeks, others suffer from it for years. You can't just hide in a bunker for that long.

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Briefly, but then I remembered I've still got work to do. I'm not leaving this hellhole behind until I'm good and ready.

The virus is just too powerful, and even if the virus doesn't kill the social unrest will.

Hola amigos

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Dynasty warriors 4 was the shit!

I'm gonna read it, was just saying, some people dont know

Why the fuck is the infected counter in the op lagging behind like 10k?

Haven't felt this good in ages, It's finally happening.

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It's just flu, bro.
youtu.be/dRFbwjwQ4VE?t=143

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People cycle through phases, getting hopeless and depressed at times is just part of dealing with something mentally. Acceptance is always the end result

>Filtering me because of a name and not a memeflag
Taking it off just to call you out rn bro

Siema

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How long can a cuntry be in lockdown before their economy collapses? There's no way this shit can go on.

>Mild cases will die from it in 2, 6, maybe 10 years
And here you remember that you can get easily reinfected.

No why would I?
I am not even sligthly as isolated as I was when I was teen and didn't even post on the internet for five years and didn't have a single friend either or trying to make one.
Hell I even MISS that time because I coudl still concentrate and spend 10h+ on hobbies a day while now I am always busy browsing some shit sites and posting on other sites and then browing again. I wish I could just learn again to switch the damn internet off to be productive again. But at least I don't have to waste time working and meeting up with people that bore me now so it's a step up. Already finished a few series and started drawing again.

>You can't just hide in a bunker for that long.
not with that attitude.

Lagging behind what source?

ublock -> dashboard -> settings -> filters

Insert the following lines of code to remove meme flags from cvg threads:

boards.Yas Forums.org##.board_pol:has-text(/CVG/i)> .preview:has(.countryFlag)
boards.Yas Forums.org##.thread:has-text(/CVG/i)> .replyContainer:has(.countryFlag)

You don’t need to add or edit anything just copy paste that in and update page

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That's a negative

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Cool

I was depressed about the inevitable aftermath and knowing my family would never survive it even if they did manage not to get sick. Now I dont care, excited actually

Wearing masks ensures an increased viral load by recirculating your contagion, makes auto-reinfection a certainty.

DO YOU REALLY HATE USA? WHY? GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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Because we're fucking retarded

Don't you want to see what comes next? A lot of suffering sure, but don't you want to see it still?

money printer go brrrrrrrrr

i don't really like the 4chanx layout but the filter is worth it

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>Anontheair
thanks for noticing, I will look for a fix

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She's just toying with us at this point. Hideing isn't a long term solution, but cure isn't comeing either...

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