$600 a Week Unemployment

stfu you dumber new nigger faggot

SOMEONE EPLASE HELP ME GET UNEMPLEYTORMENT HAVENT FWORKED FOR YEARS BUT HOW CAN I GET JOB IN PANDEMIC WTF

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Wrong. The $600 is tax free

I never been on unemployment and I'm not only an essential worker, when the owner of the company said I needed to lay people off, I volunteered to lay myself off and he said, no I need you during this. I just want to know what it feels like to be a NEET even if just for a little while.

It’s gay because you can’t even do fun things.

Welcome to the socialist left bro

You cant m8.

>Burger education
>Has Burger flag
>Doesn't get the age old joke

Are you a Chang, Igor or Goldstein? Either way, git gud fucking shill.

Yeah. I'm self employed. When this shit dies down, I'm thinking about grabbing a shitty part tine gig soley in preparation for the inevitable Electric Boogaloo lol.

Fucking shit m8. Hows your boss handling this? Any plans with the small business bux?

Essential workers are so essential that they get paid less than neets.

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No Mr. NEET, I expect you to die.

>How the fuck are more people not talking about this?
I make a 150k a year. The government is always going to piss away my tax dollars. Why should I care about this time? At least it's going to white people

>what if I was just about to get a job but due to corona I cant?

My bad m8. Didn't read this thoroughly.

Do you have documentation that you were about to get the job? As I understand, there are benefits available for people who just about to start work but couldn't specifically due to Covid

Being NEET wears off after a few weeks. As I don't own a home yet, and am stuck in an apartment, hobbies are limited and I'm sitting around bored. Videogames don't hold the same 12-hour-a-day distraction they did when I was in school. I'd really like to work and interact with people again.

My boss is dead inside. Hes in his late 60's and is absolutely terrified. His wife just got laid off from her job and it feels like he's given up. I'm am holding the entire company up on my back. I like the job and my boss pretty much lets me do whatever the fuck I want but he needs to wake up and get involved. I don't think he's even bothered to apply for small business NEETbux.

Who cares

A lot of bullshit will be gone through once an autopsy of this situation is performed. There's 3 lifetimes worth of things I'll never get around to do.

We're essential to the shareholders.

I can help you out with your employment woes. I just ask you have a chipper attitude that is willing to work!

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>i'm black
easy to drown...

By the way perma NEETs talk about it you would think it's heaven.

Seems like, you should go NatSoc with the company

Yes and you will like it and shut your fucking mouth, because without it we would be burning everything down around you.

nufag nigger

This is exactly why I quit my job the minute I figured it out a month ago. Wasn't about to spend all day at work for negative money.

I work in food distribution, and demand drops meant I was only working 2-3 hours a day. I would literally be working as an act of charity to my CEO, while not taking home enough money to pay my bills. So, I quit, and now im getting unemployment and getting more money per week than I was making before the crisis.

I guess if you can make it on NEETbux it's not so bad, But if you were making money and were reduced to that, you'd miss alot of stuff.

I'm also a little pissed that there's such a windfall for unemployment right now. My unemployment time always seems to be between crises where it's only half my regular pay so I struggle to make ends meet and lose alot of ground.

this, I am at work right now and will get nothing while others get 55% unemployment and 2000 bucks a month and I still have to take the bus and subway
fuck this gay cuntry

Yes, you can. You need to apply for regular unemployment first. You'll be denied. Then apply for the PUA I think it's called. If you cant figure it out, you really don't deserve it.

I assume they're still happy to play vidja all day or something. I'd probably like it more if the gym and city park were open. Sitting inside when it's lovely outside is obnoxious, it's the perfect time to go river tubing. Lifting is also normally ~1hour worth of activities on a daily basis for me.

I also got knocked off the fast track in my industry, which has collapsed (just moved from hotel GM to joocy corporate job before 30), and I'm salty about it.

Wait untill it gets really bad.
You are in for one hell of a ride.
I N F L A T I O N

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Work harder as my fat unemployment check depends upon you!

This is what nu/pol/ looks like gentlemen

just print money bro

they only get the 55% unemployment or the 2 grand, not both

You ever smell the skin in a cast after a few weeks.... WOuld tickle

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Most of the people getting this benefit will be rehired later.

oh god imagine the smell inside that cast

I'm getting $167 a week for 39 weeks from Federal Unemployment. For 13 of those weeks, I'm getting an additional $600.

I already get $1,400 in NEETbux but filed for unemployment and said I was a self employed dog sitter.

Plus my $1,200 in Trumpbux just got here.

Best timeline.

Imagine if she made you suck her toes haha gross

Link? First time im hearing about this. How can i get more neetbux?

yea its fucking sick.

Ngh- I am

I work in an essential factory and half the people stopped showing up when they figured out the could make more money on unemployment.

Lurk moar

time to get smart and go part time you low IQ nigger

Supposedly they're considering more stimulus checks, these next ones could be as much as $2000 a month for like 6 months forbes.com/sites/zackfriedman/2020/04/17/will-you-get-a-second-stimulus-check/#431739e943dc

"You must also meet one of the following criteria:

You have been diagnosed with COVID-19 or are experiencing symptoms of COVID-19 and are seeking a medical diagnosis.
You are unable to work because a health care provider advised you to self-quarantine due to concerns related to COVID-19.
A member of your household has been diagnosed with COVID-19.
You are providing care for a family member or a member of your household who has been diagnosed with COVID-19.
A child or other person in the household for whom you have primary caregiving responsibility is unable to attend school or another facility that is closed as a direct result of the COVID-19 and the school or facility care is required for you to work.
You became the breadwinner or major support for a household because the head of the household has died as a direct result of COVID-19.
You have to quit your job as a direct result of COVID-19.
Your place of employment is closed as a direct result of COVID-19.
You were scheduled to start a job that is now unavailable as a direct result of the COVID-19 public health emergency.
You are unable to reach the place of employment as a direct result of the COVID-19 public health emergency.
If you work as an independent contractor with reportable income, you may also qualify for PUA benefits if you are unemployed, partially employed, or unable or unavailable to work because the COVID-19 public health emergency has severely limited your ability to continue performing your customary work activities, and has thereby forced you to stop working."

Unfortunately, one never knows when the charity will evaporate.

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I managed a movie theater and made 12.50, my coworkers made 7.25. I worked 40 hours a week but they worked around 15-20. This means I’m making (after taxes) almost DOUBLE what I made at my job and they’re making 6x what they made at it. If the theater re-opens literally nobody will agree to work there again until unemployment runs out. It makes 0 financial sense to do so. I’m addition to that most people will probably look for other work instead now that for the literal first time in our lives we see what it’s like to have extra money instead of the bare minimum to pay bills. How can we go back to being poorfags after we see how amazing it is to be able to buy a game or repair your car?

>self employed dog sitter
LMAO, don't you have to pay corporate taxes if you claim to have your own business?

I was on the unemployment dole for $800/week.
Then work called and offered me a janitor position.
You can't turn down a job offer and still get unemployment.
Now I get to scrub toilets full of COVID for less than I was making sitting at home while others do just that.
I want to fucking kill myself.

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just wait until they start forgiving consumer debt. then the most financially irresponsible people are going to get their free out of jail card... while you sit there pulling your hair over getting cucked by your flawless credid record.

why the fuck did you accept?
Im litterally an IT guy that needs to work a shitty job and wish I could take a holiday for 6 months.
I would read
I would Train
I would ask my army friends to tutor me
I would create connections.
But now im just sitting at home doing this shitty as job draining all my lifeforce

Been a NEET it wasn’t too bad- I wouldn’t recommend working if you don’t need to work.

Now that the economy is fucked I guess NEET will always be a NEET

Hope you learned something today burger education

No because as far as the government knows, I make under the of money that requires me to file taxes.

Call or email your local representative to pass the "emergency money for the people act" which would give anyone above 16 with no work history and those making less than 130K; 2K a month for 12 months. This shit won't even be looked at unless EVERY ONE OF YOU SAY SOMETHING

Yes...gross...

*Shifty eyes*

Please do not feed the prostitutes.

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>Caddy like 3 times a week during summer break from university
>pay no taxes, only get tips
>laid off due to pandemic
>get $600 a week to sit home and play video games
>grocery store cucks get paid less than me to work a mind numbing job all day with a very high chance for exposure to the virus

I’m enjoying it but it definitely isn’t very fair.

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