/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3338 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

DRINK CHAPO

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Why not?

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You do realize the only reason the markets aren't literally zero right now is that the Fed has given them about $10t, right? Don't be a retard.

>BORIS JOHNSON IS RELUCTANT TO END LOCKDOWN OVER FEARS OF A SECOND WAVE OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTIONS

BORIS JOHNSON IS RELUCTANT TO END LOCKDOWN OVER FEARS OF A SECOND WAVE OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTIONS

THANK YOU MR BORIS

Why is it that when we test for HIV virus we do a blood test but for Coronavirus we do a fucking mouth swab test? Would it not make sense to do a blood test for better accuracy? Could it be that hospitals are lying about thousands of deaths, labeling them as coronavirus deaths to get free gibs from insurance companies? Could it be that 80% of cases are fake?

Now post 2 months performance
also not that this is only a "return to normal" on memechart and not even dead cat

Reminder that this isn't a man made virus. There is a study that shows it was natural, the zoonotic transition was natural. The only thing man made was this shit show response to the crisis.

No I'm not Chinese.

Le epic Chapo trap house

Say something nice about coronavirus

>maybe the new normal will be a 30 hour work week

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10
Trillion
Dollars

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OFFICIAL /cvg/ ANIME GUIDE

Lain edition.
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How quickly they forget

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How does zero oil affect Russian economy? Is Russia kill?

>Fed has given them about $10t

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You'll still get Mr. Bones

because its a respiratory infection and if you have bacteria on your respiratory organs you're most likely ill

all it took was getting fucked by coronavirus

Every single politician should get infected and then we gauge their response to it.

Are you lot excited for the incoming massive infection and death numbers once the lockdowns are lifted?

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She's hot

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Yas Forums has no fucking clue about economics, don't try to educate them, they will just scrub it off like a nothingburger as always

>Open up society today
>Hospitalized cases already going up

We ready for round 2 Dane bro’s?

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Shut up chink

those recovered listed in wordometers isnt totally recovered they'll be reinfected again until their bodies give up.

best bet is to NEVER get this virus in the 1st place.

Dude, the economy is just on pause right now. The housing market can’t collapse because no one can buy a house right now. Businesses aren’t out of business, just temporarily closed.

When shot opens up, its all over. There’s no way you can’t see that.

no because I will be forced to wage slave again and probably be one of those statistics you guys meme about.

Both China and the USA should be wiped out

Why the fuck are people protesting to go back to work??
PROTEST THE FUCKING BANKS FOR TAKING YOUR MONEY DURING A PANDEMIC YOU RETARDS
Who the fuck WANTS to go back to their miserable wage slave existance.

Cuck

npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/26/822084429/in-defense-of-coronavirus-testing-strategy-administration-cited-retracted-study

Oh, my condolences.

Did you really only lift the lockdowns today? If so, I'm expecting a surge of cases towards the end of the week

Thanks to corona the world will realize that being dependent on inported goods is a very bad move

I not that interested in the virus anymore. Now I only care about reparations from China. They must suffer.

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So, when are we really going back to work? How long until we are forced back to quarantine again?

Bы дyмaeтe, чтo вы кaкoй-тo чeмпиoн? Кaк вы дyмaeтe, пyбликaция этoгo cдeлaeт вac кaким-тo yмным или вocпoлнит вaшe oтcyтcтвиe кaкoгo-либo дoпoлнитeльнoгo пoнимaния вeщeй, кoтopыe дeйcтвитeльнo имeют знaчeниe ceйчac, тaких кaк мeждyнapoднaя coлидapнocть и pитopичecкaя цeлocтнocть? Ктo, чepт вoзьми, вы дyмaeтe, чтo вы тpaтитe cвoe вpeмя здecь, тopгyя этoй юнoй, глyпoй вaшeй чeпyхoй? Пepeocмыcлитe вcю cвoю пoзицию, пoдyмaйтe o peaльнocти вaшeй cитyaции пpямo ceйчac, a зaтeм вoзвpaщaйтecь. Пoтoмy чтo этo жaлкoe пpoявлeниe юнoшecкoй пoвepхнocтнocти cтoль жe пycтякoвo и бeccмыcлeннo, кaк и вce вaшe cyщecтвoвaниe.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Do you think champ/

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youtu.be/c-8Ro8IOAL4?t=279
>PEOPLE DIE, DIE

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Having a hard time with that one chief. Most of the positives I can think of loop back to being negative.

Interesting..similar small increase today here as well as we open up kindergarden. Lag time from easter. iphone monitoring shows people have gradually started moving around more the last few weeks. You can see the same trend in Denmark.

apple.com/covid19/mobility

There won't be another quarantine as that would be pointless. They are going to work us to death until the virus burns out or we do.

I'm not Chinese you retarded 3rd world insomniac. Shut up and make the threads.

You mean our governments right? I don't hate everyone in China. What the Chinese government is wrong.

Just looked it up, and the Spanish flu spread a lot slower in the US, than this is spreading. Even in the biggest cities it spread a lot slower like New York

kek, just dont go back to work wtf?

>So, when are we really going back to work?
2 weeks
>How long until we are forced back to quarantine again?
Never, 2nd wave is a meme just like muhh airborne aids

Nurseries, kindergartens and elementary schools opened last Wednesday

Today barbers, masseuses, shops, physiotherapists, psychologists, medical clinics etc. open up
Everything except restaurants, bars, nightclubs, sports basically

t. Xi

They only know the life of a wagekek which makes them unable to imagine a world without wagekeking

>The figure 47% does indeed appear in the abstract of the Chinese paper, but it doesn't refer to the overall quality of this viral test. Instead, it refers to one particular slice of the population: people who have no symptoms of COVID-19 but have had close contact with those who had been diagnosed with the disease.

>The abstract concludes that close contacts are often labeled as being infected when they apparently are not. The abstract makes no mention of the overall performance of the test.
How does it feel to be retarded?

Check. Remember the worse it gets the more general public will push to punish China

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the protests arent organic, nobody told them that the smart thing to do would be a rent strike, they had countless versions of bill mitchell (people who are funded by big business to shill to their cult following) tell them "HEY, wouldnt it be a great idea if we all grouped together and told the government to lift the lockdown?"

needs more labels

Hey guys, lets do a Sweden

checked
yeah they should

This guy slaps Corona-chan on her ass, what do you do?

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>Everything except restaurants, bars, nightclubs, sports basically

So basically every normie in the country already thinks everything is normalised and normal life is back. Surge incoming, even worse than when it started

Do you remember when Singapore was the original "perfect containment" S. Korea?

>Singapore confirms record jump of 1,426 COVID-19 cases

twitter.com/Reuters/status/1252209273280638977

>т. двopник

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From planned parenthood news.. idiot

Huh, now the bitch is backing down after getting fucked up by the virus.
Fuck no, end the lockdowns, societal collapse now

>2 weeks
>Yes, i really think that 3 weeks should be enough
>No no no no, you misheard me, i said a month!
>Yes! Yes! I always was saying it'll be over by july, one of the julys!

youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

Check the market frens. HERE WE GOOOOOO

slowly walk away and wait for him to have a heart attack

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>I want to feel a MAN!!!
>Men a wearing MASKS!!!
>I didnt want to wear a mask
>MASKS are RAPE CULTURE!!!

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Yep

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>Niggers and beaners will be absolutely blown right the fuck out.

The UK is predicting a 50% drop in food service and h&t, and huge drops in other sectors. They’re estimating 25% of all jobs will be gone but the biggest losses are in low paid, unskilled bullshit jobs that kids right out of high school do for spare money or niggers do as a career. It will be exactly the same in the US. Skilled labor won’t be hit as hard, but will still see some losses.

>Hurr durr I’ll stop being a NEET and learn a trade.

No you won’t. You would have done that years ago. Plus now you’ll be competing against people with years of experience while you’ll have a 5 year gap in your work history after you got fired from GameStop.

lol florida beaches are already open, people are tired of the lockdowns
it'll be open soon

извинитe, нeпpaвильный apгeнтинcкий

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>the chinese government burns dogs alive

Is that the Nurgle's Chosen of Ebola superspreading?

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I'm livid about the mass stupidity in my country
Who the hell wants the wagecuck life? Especially when its easy to show that it MAY LITERALLY KILL YOU.
I cant even begin to understand how anyome thinks this way, it feels like this was set up by the president or some big shot in his group of fascists

Thanks for link

Italy is looking good desu
They managed to contain it to the north and are not letting go

Think they might end up coming out of this the strongest in Europe

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>Brazil and Mexico gravediggers fear virus death toll higher than admitted
ft.com/content/7b46b8c3-b395-45ba-af68-50280cfeed47

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I think shed kill him since hes a nigger
/ourgirl/ stronk

I'm afraid I don't speak thot and have no idea what she is talking about, but I did get a good laugh at the crying.

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>China is responsible for what happens in my country

Do people realize how feminine this sounds? I mean if they had dropped bombs or sent it as a bio weapon or something sure. But we all knew about the breakout in Wuhan and we all knew it was heading here. So it’s China’s fault we didn’t turn around their international flights?

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How about the collapse of the housing market? Would that put you in a better position to buy?

In two weeks number of cases will increase by 8 times,
At this point the only countries that can contain it are strong totalitarian regimes like china (unfortunately no such luck with emperor putin the 0th) so i'd say yes, eventually everyone will just go "fuck it, it can't be stopped"

haha let's reopen the country guys everything is ok :) I know Easter didn't work out but we can totally handle May 1, right? No more deaths no more illness stock market looking good to me!

I haven't paid enough attention to politics to even make this some pro/anti Trump stance. I just want him to do what's best for this country. I don't want to see us shoved back out into our wagecages so that we can die together.

>Swedish auto manufacturer Volvo Cars resumes full production at its plant in Torslanda, Sweden, which has been shut down due to the COVID-19 pandemic since March 26, 2020.

Starting next week in Bavaria, mask wearing in shops and public transport will be compulsory.
Yes a bit too late, but better than never.
Thank you Mr. Söder.

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its Emmanuel Yarbrough
he got clubbed like a seal in UFC 3

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Why do people think second wave is a meme? That sounds like wishful thinking. At least nothingburgers have stats.

This

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The more summer approaches, the less people will wear masks because its too hot

>this pasta
I was hoping you actually spoke the language

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And where are people supposed to get the masks from? Will the government hand them out?

Is /cvg/ watching Yas Forums? Oil is collapsing. Canadian crude went negative last night for a moment.
Bobo is back

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That's a pretty ignorant take user. China and the WHO failed in their responsibility to accurately report the seriousness of the situation. Not only did they fail to report they tried to cover it up before it got out of control. They will be blamed and they will pay for it.

why are you shilling for china?

Le epic faggot Chapo trap house

Gonna be crazy seeing China like footage of people dropping dead in the middle of the street once the country opens back up. That will put the fear of God back into people.

Could it be that you're a retard? Viruses infect cells. Your blood has very few cells in it, and even fewer that a virus can actually infect. Mucus membranes are full of easily infected cells, and this specific virus goes after the cells in the membranes of the throat very readily, whereas it has no particular affinity for the susceptible cells in the blood.

You had to look that up? This is the fastest spreading virus in human history. Actual biology isn't like a movie where someone drops dead and the person next to them is showing symptoms within the hour. Viral incubation takes time, and this virus is on the slow side, albeit extremely contagious.

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Thought about that but instantly thought that the people who have more money than me would likely just buy it out and keep prices high. If immigrants aren't buying houses then people looking to make stacks of dough are.

Why are you shilling first Jews?

only crypto fags on /benis/

Negative WTI soon. US energy collapse imminent

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fuck off kike

This is fake. Ever hear if the War of the Worlds broadcast by Orson Welles in 1938? It was an exercise to see if the media could be used to manipulate people, by panicking them. That was 82 years ago. You think after paying Princeton psychiatrists to devise the experiment (one of whom was an influential member of the Frankfurt school) the government just ignored the results?

>254273719
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Oн вoшёл чepeз oкoшкo,
Aнyc пoтpeпaть хoтeл нeмнoжкo,
Oн пpoник в eгo квapтиpy
C нacтpoeниeм нeмиpным,
Caня нaш eгo пpимeтил
И c лoктя хoтeл oтвeтить,
Ho y Caни нeт бицyхи,
Boт тaкaя вoт нeпpyхa.

Caня, ты в пopядкe?
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Tы в пopядкe, Caня?
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(Caня, ты в пopядкe?)
(Tы cкaжи нaм, ты в пopядкe, Caня?)
(Boт oткpытoe oкoшкo)
(Кaк твoй aнyc? Пoтpeпaл нeмнoжкo?)
(Oн пpoник в твoю квapтиpy)
(Oн нacтpoeн был нeмиpнo, Caня)
(Tы c лoктя хoтeл oтвeтить)
(Ho бицyхa)
(Былa пpoтив, Caня)

извинитe, тoвapищ, я дyмaл, чтo пepeвoды были нe тaк yж и плoхи

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When blood is in the streets, buy :^)

Since when does the US give a fuck what the WHO and China have to say about anything?

mandate of heaven status: revoked

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Remember the npc meme right? Most "humans" are in an "airplane mode" which makes the very docile and easy to manipulate and the current situation is so stressful for normie that they cope with it by ignoring the existence of it

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Dumb nigger. Trump will win in a landslide

Unironically email your politicians.
The only thing most of them are hearing the sound of screams as people protest for the right to work themselves back into a epidemic. Seriously, email your governor. Email your senator. This shit isnt right and its fishier than a tuna plant

l dont think any of this is true

Depends on if you have the capital to buy outright, or have enough down and good enough (((credit))) to be considered low risk, if the housing markets crash again the government is going to make banks tighten on on mortgage restrictions for a few years to get their bailouts.

they say at least a scarf so that if you can't protect yourself, you can at least protect others from your shit.

Unlike the rest of Germany, Bavaria has been quite hardcore about the rules. You can get fined up to 25k Euros and out of all the states they have the harshest lockdowns. This has greatly improved Mr. Söder's approval rate, he might become the next Chancellor if he keeps this up.

Has the Catalonian become a nazbol now?

Good heavens, where do you "people" come from?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
imma just head on over and buy a few hundred chinese slaves, mmkay?

wow that's so stupid on so many levels, might as well Trust N.Korea with your national security , i mean you're dumb enough to trust WHO/China, might be for the better

>blaming mosley
>ignoring kushner, adelson and chabad
Good JIDF.

youtube.com/watch?v=H6wl-EyhXl0

Poвный бeг мoeй cyдьбы,
Hoчь, пeчaль и блecк дyши,
Лyнный cвeт и мaйcкий дoждь
B нeбecaх.
Дoлгий вeк мoeй звeзды,
Coнный блecк зeмнoй pocы,
Гpoмкий cмeх и paйcкий мeд
B нeбecaх.
Ha зape гoлoca зoвyт мeня.
Ha зape гoлoca зoвyт мeня.
Coлнцa cвeт и cepдцa звyк,
Poбкий взгляд и cилa pyк,
Звeздный чac мoeй мeчты
B нeбecaх.
Ha зape гoлoca зoвyт мeня.
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Ha зape нeбeca зoвyт мeня.
Ha зape

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thats an urban legend

Wait for next leg down. This shit is far from over.

Why would he? He's Brazilian

я бoльшeвик

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How many of you genuinely believe that we are witnessing the brutal and merciless gutting of Clown World?

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Cause it’s fake and gay just like HIV. Watch “House of Numbers” on YouTube.

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and there it is Canadian oil goes negative again
kek

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Ah so you are a chink with a proxy

Noted

Wew working hard for that 80 cents

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I'm excited but worried about protecting my piece of the (((american dream))). far more isolated and protected than most but fuck this shit really is going to get ugly now. I knew it would but watching it happen is another thing entirely.

I'd like to see boomers get blown the fuck out at least, they're the ones bitching the most about the lockdown