/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3337 - aka Chinese Virus

Have you guys finally accepted that this is the beginning of the end?

Good, Germans are fucking annoying.

you're propably right

>pic related

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Kek as a government sucking neet this pleases me greatly.

Based. I hate NRW anyway.

Comfy as shit corona is a blessing lots of gaming and cvg browsing

Why is that grill on ECMO?

Nothing ever happens
So no

you dont have windows fren?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 764,265 (40,565) #2 Spain 200,210 (20,852) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,894 (19,718) #5 Germany 145,743 (4,642) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 China 82,747 (4,632) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 47,121 (405) #11 Belgium 39,983 (5,828) #12 Brazil 39,144 (2,484) #13 Canada 35,056 (1,587) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,944 (1,406) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 17,615 (559) #18 Peru 15,628 (400) #19 Ireland 15,251 (610) #20 Austria 14,795 (470) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,654 (173) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,674 (236) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Ecuador 9,468 (474) #27 Poland 9,453 (362) #28 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #29 Romania 8,936 (451) #30 Pakistan 8,418 (176) #31 Mexico 8,261 (686) #32 Singapore 8,014 (11) #33 Denmark 7,515 (355) #34 Norway 7,103 (165) #35 Czech Republic 6,787 (188)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +4,268 (+44) #2 Spain +1,536 (+399) #3 Belgium +1,487 (+145) #4 Mexico +764 (+36) #5 Bangladesh +492 (+10) #6 Brazil +490 (+22) #7 Ukraine +261 (+10) #8 Switzerland +204 (+13) #9 Philippines +200 (+19) #10 Panama +194 (+6) #11 Indonesia +185 (+8) #12 Poland +166 (+2) #13 Israel +163 (+1) #14 Morocco +135 (+2) #15 Kazakhstan +81 (+2) #16 Kuwait +80 (+2) #17 Pakistan +70 (+8) #18 Hungary +68 (+10) #19 Armenia +48 (+2) #20 Austria +46 (+18) #21 Bolivia +44 (+1) #22 Czech Republic +41 (+2) #23 Lithuania +28 (+2) #24 Sudan +26 (+2) #25 Bosnia & Herzegovina +24 (+1) #26 Bulgaria +21 (+1) #27 Kyrgyzstan +14 (+2) #28 South Korea +13 (+2) #29 Senegal +10 (+2) #30 Slovenia +5 (+3) #31 Moldova (+1) #32 Singapore +1,426 #33 Romania +190 #34 Oman +144 #35 Denmark +131…

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You don't have windows? Also, yeh threads are comfy

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/comfy/

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I think she's an idol or something. Rich enough to afford a spot.

TENNIS PLAYER NOVAK DJOKOVIC DOESN'T WANT TO BE VACCINATED WITH A FUTURE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE
>TENNIS PLAYER NOVAK DJOKOVIC DOESN'T WANT TO BE VACCINATED WITH A FUTURE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE
TENNIS PLAYER NOVAK DJOKOVIC DOESN'T WANT TO BE VACCINATED WITH A FUTURE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE

as.com/tenis/2020/04/20/portada/1587367098_364127.html?

BASED

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3737

Has this happening made you consider anarcho-primitivism user?

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Uhh...lads?
newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2020/04/coronavirus-interest-in-underground-bunkers-in-new-zealand-surges-as-america-s-wealthy-elite-eager-to-escape-covid-ravaged-us.html

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WOT NO GARY?

Norwegian bankrupt

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10 days ECMO costs 30k

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archive.vn/2zRqu

The usually

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Is that the tune they were playing on the Titanic?

>tfw didn't wake up early enough for /cvg/ 3333

what did I miss?

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of course

when you learn anything from movies and series about things like viruses, then that humans will be propably an even larger treath later on than the virus itself

ONE PIECE, Digimon Adventure: and Healin' Good Precure Anime Delays New Episodes Due to COVID-19.
>ONE PIECE, Digimon Adventure: and Healin' Good Precure Anime Delays New Episodes Due to COVID-19.
ONE PIECE, Digimon Adventure: and Healin' Good Precure Anime Delays New Episodes Due to COVID-19.
>ONE PIECE, Digimon Adventure: and Healin' Good Precure Anime Delays New Episodes Due to COVID-19.
ONE PIECE, Digimon Adventure: and Healin' Good Precure Anime Delays New Episodes Due to COVID-19.
>ONE PIECE, Digimon Adventure: and Healin' Good Precure Anime Delays New Episodes Due to COVID-19.
ONE PIECE, Digimon Adventure: and Healin' Good Precure Anime Delays New Episodes Due to COVID-19.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT ONE PIECE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH LUFFY TASKETE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Fuck off we're full especially for amerimutts.

Catalonia

If we didnt have such a concentrated effort to shit up the threads we would already be digging into what the after affects will be once they reach the magic 65M dead confirmed, but as it stands we cant even come to the conclusion that this is clearly earmarked NWO. But whatever, let it be a surprise, I will be innawoods just in time

All that's missing is a good livestream of lockdown protests.

Oh shit did I hop timelines? I swear I saw this exact pic with her eyes closed

Also some (supposed) medfag wroted this, two threads ago:
>If it were not for the very quick mutation rate, a vaccine would actually be possible. Dont get your hope up, but its not 100% impossible
>sars vaccine was originally dropped not due to impossibly but because they ran into a roadblock (ADE) and there was no longer a need for it by then, not because it was impossible
>the immune supressing effect is similar to HIV and has elements of its spike structure, but its not HIV in the normal form at all, looks like its a highly modified inferfacing spikes FROM HIV rather then the virus itself
>t.medfag that's seen this bastard under a microscope
Larp or not?

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We will be joining the /herd/ in a few weeks.
German health minister says the virus is under control and we will be fine.
Germans are dumb disgusting faggots and I see maybe one guy a week with a mask, and I live in the 3rd most infected state.
WE ARE DEAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Healin' Good Precure
Irony.

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fucking weaboo's I swear

glad you're miserable.

Aren't half you over 60 years old, Hans? You could use brand new german children instead of importing african cannibals

Hopefully same happens to SAS efter the fucking add shit they pulled

Happy birthy day to Hitler and no new Corona

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>wroted
lmao nigger.

is this worth it anons?

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Here's what's gonna happen lads

>Schools and childcare reopen
>Infections climb rapidly because kids are retards
>Goes back and forth a bit between lockdown and reduced restrictions
>After a while a non-insignificant amount of people have been infected
>Compromise on lockdown and opening
>People with immunity certificates (test positive for antibodies) allowed to meet and go out to the pubs and restaurants
>Allows places to reopen without a risk of huge infection spike
>Works ok for a bit but then people start trying to get infected intentionally, Yas Forums spins crazy theories about how to get a weak version
>Prompts a public crisis and debate. Intentionally becoming infected ruled a crime but almost impossible to enforce.
>Society bifurcates into the immune and the not immune (for instance becomes another thing listed on tinder, social groups fragment around it, only those with certs can travel)

you mean the ban evading goon that was based at first but now just keeps spamming 30+ posts per thread and getting annoying, guess I didn't miss much then

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The median age of Germans in 2015 was 45.9 years.
For Brazil it's 31.