/cic/ Canada is COLLAPSING part 7077 - NEGATIVE FLO EDITION

Canadian Oil, aka FLO among oil traders (Fucking LEAF Oil), is now trading at -$0.15. That's right, Canada has to PAY the USA (it's only possible customer since it's too fucking retarded to build pipelines to sea to sell their 5m bpd production to Europe or Asia) to take their oil.

The Canadian dollar is in fucking freefall, currently at 71 cents USD but analysts are projecting a 50 cent dollar by the fall.

Not only that, but Castreau (Castro's son) introduced a UBI for 4 months of $2000 CAD (about $1000 USD) for peoiple who have lost their jobs. So far 7 million 39% White Canadians have received it. Canada has a workforce of just under 15M. That's 50% unemployment.

That's right. Negative oil prices on its main export, 50% unemployment and 39% White. And a collapsing currency.

Don't get me started on the housing bubble that will see Canadians sucking dick off the interstate for luxury soup.

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The Canadian economy is so badly managed that this is not the first time oil has crashed to negative territory.

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US Oil refiners rape Canadians by purchasing free Leaf oil because they are too fucking stupid to build pipelines to sea to sell it at market prices, refine it, then sell it as gasoline in the USA for HUUUUUUUUGE profits. Canadians lose HUUUUUUGE amounts of money like the dumb fucks they are.

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I can't blame em, imagine trying to pass a bill to build a refinery/pipelines/harbor on either of the hyper liberal coastal states who hate money and work

Canada's housing bubble is the biggest in the world.

Here is what a Canadian mansion goes for

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They actually banned oil tankers from the West Coast shore (British Columbia) because of potential oil spills and Indians.

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I should mention that 99% of gasoline in Canada is refined in the USA. So not only do stupid leafs have to pay to get cucked on their oil, they have to pay to get cucked on their gasoline.

So they literally pay to get double cucked.

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why are canadians terribad at business?

canada really has collapsed.

Here is a Canadian classroom.

Canadians claim they are 79% White when they are 2% White.

Guess the average IQ?

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Government is cucked so far up its own ass that it’s tonguefucking nigger balls. We haven’t been able to build a pipeline anywhere for like, 12 years almost exclusively because of eco-protestors and natives. Means we’ve been shit outta luck for expanding markets needed to create surpluses and to compete with international prices. Quebec still buys international oil from Saudis because it’s cheaper to sail across the world then ship it across Canada since we don’t have a fucking pipe.

FLO is now trading at NEGATIVE $0.65/bbl.

because it's easier to import people and saturate them with debt within a month

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Someone just glass us already. No point in dragging this out

So if I buy Canadian oil futures the Canadian government will PAY ME?
Brb buying 1 million shares

——- Groceryjew Detected ——-
Consider this thread infested with a proxyfag

Threadly reminder that these posts have been disproven many times before. This faggot, aka groceryjew, started posting these on Yas Forums as "Canada Is Collapsing" threads and has moved on to pretending to make "election" or "politics" threads, and posting this bullshit on /ck/ to avoid this copypasta, but it's the same proxyfagging nutjob.

This kike has rudimentary knowledge of proxyfagging and bumps his own threads with a variety of proxies from Canada, the US, and the UK especially. If you pay attention to the diction/posting style/CAPS you can easily see they are the same person, varying between 2-3 posting styles, and doing upwards of 50 posts each thread to keep it bumped. He often deflects his true origin by (((accidentally)) outing himself as a Pole, but he’s really an Americanized Jew.

He’s likely under the employ of the Kinsella consulting group, hired by the conservatives to divert attention from the Jewish influence in Canada.

archive.is/WlLgg

Although Corona has put a break on his grocery posting, he’s still spreading the same lies and half-truths of the past years to push xir Jewish agenda.

In order to maintain the illusion that Canada has high food prices, he posts prices from remote communities where food has to be flown in.

If anyone is actually curious if there is an issue with food prices in Canada, go to literally any forum online with Canadians and ask them if they struggle with their food bill. It’s that simple.

This is pasta and and the poster will not be sticking around for replies. I invite fellow leafs to copypasta this to all this nutjobs threads, and don't forget to sage; the proxyfagging becomes really obvious when he has to scramble to bump his threads.

Redditspacing is intentional and done for maximum exposure and clarity

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Based on the number of asians in that room, probably a lot higher than you'd like to admit.

Fuck dude, when I went to school at my worthless Catholic Elementary, there were like a dozen white kids, and the rest were all either philipino, indian, or fucking arab.

It was honestly not so bad dealing with them and the other white kids were bigger faggots than any of the others. The worst part of the school were the white women trying to "culturally enrich" the entire class all the time. Those fucking cunts were hands down the worst next to the different principals we had every half-semester.

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>virus
>jews most affected
kek

If you take delivery yes

Good luck finding storage space

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>Quebec still buys international oil from Saudis because it’s cheaper to sail across the world then ship it across Canada since we don’t have a fucking pipe.

Top fucking cuck.

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they are paying people to take their oil

what did the canadian government mean by this?

CGDF is a branch of CSIS and CSEC.

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If you read this thread and any random /cic/ thread in the archives, you will see literal government agent men attacking the idea that groceries are expensive in Canada.

The in store prices (no sales or loss leaders) will prove them wrong, so they attack the idea of posting in store prices, and sometimes post false flags in the form of prices on shelves in isolated eskimo villages.

Don't be fooled. 50 to 400 percent more. CGDF is real. The lies are real.

So where do I uhh... get payed to take that oil?

It's cheaper to pay Americans to take their free oil than it is to shut in production. Trudeau will announce a bail out for the oil sands today to keep people employed.

So far he's printed $400B of money while GDP is down 50% to about $750B........

Rent an oil truck and drive up to BC. Collect 1000 barrels worth for $650 bucks.

>BONUS
You don't have to pay for gas.

The prices are so obscenely high now they want to ban people from going into grocery stores

>cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/ufcw-one-trip-per-week-grocery-store-1.5536614

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Its not necessarily just that its cheaper.
A pipeline was planned to take oil from Alberta to the eastern provinces.
Quebec refused to let one go across their province.

So by default they have to buy US or OPEC oil. So currently they favor Saudis and Oman.

WTI is now $11.36/bbl

WCS is -$5/bbl LMFAO

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