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Bingo time lads. One of you can do the link.

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whats the latest on the app?
havent watched or looked at news today. They backpedalled yesterday and said no no it wont be mandatory. What they say about it today lads?

fuck, it's monday again
also, who here /CANBERRA/

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It won't be mandatory, until it is.

QANDA tonight:
Coming up: Monday, April 20
Neville Power, Chairman, National COVID-19 Coordination Commission

Sally McManus, Secretary, ACTU

Simon Longstaff, Executive Director, The Ethics Centre

Gigi Foster, Economist, UNSW

Jodie McVernon, Epidemiologist, Doherty Institute

Will post links to stream when its live

will they suspend mutual obligations again?

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Why would you watch QandA when Lego Masters is on?

>What they say about it today lads?
Download the APP goy.

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Anyone know a way to deal with suicidal thoughts

The gf

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daily reminder we need a nuclear desalination program to :
provide 0 cost power and water bills for subsequent economic stimulus
fix the drought
greenify the desert
make nukes
export hydrogen, power, water and salt
become a self sufficient continental superpower in blissful isolation

Invest your super in cacti cunts, they grow about 30cm per year and are worth on average $1.50/com. It's way better than letting some kike invest your shekels or leaving them in the bank and getting raped by inflation. Also if you get bored mescaline is always an option.

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It’ll never be mandatory they’ve back pedalled a bit so people go oh they’re not so bad classic political jew trick

National Data Store that they’ll totally delete once this over.

>dark brown eyes
Why are you dating an abo?

alright boys lets sort it out NOW
HAMISH
or
ANDY

who is better

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predictions on how many will download it?
im guessing 15% at absolute best. No way will they get 40% of the population using that shit

>Will post links to stream when its live
Thanks m8.
I'm too fuckin lazy.
Hope it's better than the fucked up shit we got for the start of last week.

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Say something nice about your uncle on his birthday, aus/pol/

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They'll just link it in with a jewbook update and 90% of the population will have it.

Anyone else watching the asx 200? is it time to invest or another dead cat?

You don't.

Oh and DON'T go to a fucking psychiatrist and get on SSRIs.
They do nothing but make you really sick if you stop taking them.

If we beat the King ninety and nine times yet he is king still, and so will his posterity be after him; but if the King beat us once, we shall be all hanged, and our posterity be made slaves".

I think 20% already have probably boomers and all these newly unemployment douches that own cafes and shit

You’ll be free not to have it in the same way you don’t “need” a drivers licence

Got any pingers cuz?

Fuck that, invest in cactus
He was absolutely right about everything

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/CANBERRA/ user here. I usually don't know what day it is cos I'm a neet. The current situation is even worse because one day blends into another and I don't even get to see my working friends on the weekend.

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They are the epitome of how gay we’ve become every joke may as well be fuck were gay lol

app news
>'Nothing particularly disturbing': Coronavirus app safe, review finds
Likely bought and paid for "independent reviewer" has no major concerns over app

watoday.com.au/politics/federal/nothing-particularly-disturbing-coronavirus-app-safe-review-finds-20200420-p54lea.html

>Government Services Minister says coronavirus tracing app will 'get us back to the footy quicker'
sbs.com.au/news/minister-says-coronavirus-tracing-app-will-get-us-back-to-the-footy-quicker

>Coronavirus tracing app will be beneficial if even only one per cent of population installs
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coronavirus-tracing-app-will-be-beneficial-if-even-only-one-per-cent-of-population-installs-c-987736

>Government insists coronavirus tracing app will not track people's locations, says data will be stored on phones
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-20/government-insists-coronavirus-tracing-app-wont-track-locations/12163756

That's Rose Byrne

Epidemiology is the most bullshit fake science degree you can do. It is just collating group think and making up bullshit.

bitchute.com/video/DkjHl06gDrHv/
OK which one of you did this

>I think 20% already have
Is it out already? I dont think its available for download yet.

That’s what I was thinking fuck she wasn’t that good back then I think she’s half wog she’s martied an american wog

MAN ON THE PHUCKING MOON. Gonna buy a speedmaster lads

FUCK STRAWBERRY FARMERS and FUCK ASIO

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they released one in Finland the other day and 45% of the population got it just for the hell of it. They only have 4 million total.

There’s some fuckin Coronavirus Australia app on google play I don’t know if that’s it probably

Whats Waleed Aly doing nowadays?

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Could you use the phone-local tracing app data to stalk girls you pass at the beach or from cafes you went to etc

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Practice opposite action - ie do something you enjoy. Another thing you can do is a grounding exercise if you have thoughts going through your head constantly. Name 5 things you can see, 4 things you can hear, and 1 thing you can smell. The idea is to shift your attention away from the thoughts back into the real world. Stay away from psychiatrists, they will just give you poison that will make you worse or turn you into an emcel.

Will take 30 years to develop home grown nuclear. But sounds good

smugly ruining lives and fucking kids - same as always

cognitive behaviour therapy is based, but it's just stoicism for normies.

> back to the footy
Bread and circuses. These fuckwits deserve to die.

It will be a good test to see what percentage of the population is beyond hope.

Only if it starts recording other diseases “by accident”. You know, like AIDS and syphillis

>we only need a few cunts to load it and we'll be able to spy on the rest of you cunts anyway because we are already.

They want you to get "trace together"
>>abc.net.au/news/2020-04-15/challenge-to-convince-australians-to-use-coronavirus-tracing-app/12151130

Well they're half chinese so it not that surprising.

Guarantee it will be voluntary, as long as you don't mind losing access to all government services if you don't download it.

Give them neetbux for using the app

dialectical behaviour therapy is great too depending on what your issues are. It is really good for getting out of bad emotional states.

Fuck Rupert Murdoch

Those will be marked on the app with a green triangle.

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The plant grows in a wide variety of habitats in subcoastal and coastal regions, ranging from dry rainforest and vine thickets to open savanna woodland.

The leaves contain 0.8% meteloidine, an alkaloid similar to cocaine. All Erythroxylaceae species are banned in NSW.

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No app, no pay. Or play. Or job or food.

>oh you didnt download the app huh? whatve you got to hide then CITIZEN? We are going to JUST your life now.

Anybody heard from Ian lately?