Estonia is based #1 country in the world. Prove me Wrong

- Can smoke cannabis in front of cops, they wont arrest u, almost as good as decriminalised (dont try it tho)

- More blue eyed people per capita than anywhere else in the world

-Wages are ok, enough for ppl to buy flat screen tvs and pizza night a couple times a week

-Dat coastal position, lots of ppl have seaside or lake side (lake peipus) villas and live da confort life

- Plenty of islands, can go summer cruisin on a smaller or bigger island and live sexy life there

- Women are slim, fatties are far and few between

- Growth country, so wages are going up most years

- Women generally medium-tall, usually can date them before marrying, they can respect guy needing sex 3-4 times a week

- Based location 50 miles across sea from finnish capital of Helsinki means u can hang out with finnf*gs in pubs and drink beer with them. Finnf*gs are cool!

- Swedunndunns sometimes come to visit their ancestral land (dat west estonian swedish genetics, uhhuh even I have dat swedish blood in me)

- No cons. DOnt believe me? Come visit. We arent racists so africabros are also welcome

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Third world shithole full of Baltid Mongolic Looking homeless drunks

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>shilling for your shithole in Yas Forums

this is next level cope

Un-based swedunndunn, must go and buy and eat more fermented fish sandwiches that he will puke out later

soon your women will be BLACKED whiteboi

Fucking language ...

tõmba ennast oksa pede

>based
>africabros are also welcome

Tegin ju head reklaami enda arust, ei saa aru milles probleem. Geid on ju ka eestis teretulnud, sinusugused ekre geivastased võivad tagasi võrumaa sauna tõmmata ja üksteise türasid imeda

No, Esti doesnt even brushi right.

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>hurrdurr ma ainult mängin et ma olen retard
Edu.ee debiilikutelt you-de saamisega.

>Can smoke cannabis in front of cops
your first point and already you sound like degenerate shithole

Estonian women welcome black and asian visitors. Just remember, money matters, so dont show up without your checkbook! Expect to need to roll up in a bmw 5-series to get their attention. u can rent one while ur here

Estofags are good with english and ready to talk to u in their language, if u can english u can into estonia!

Greecegays are welcome, estonia homos welcome u in our gay sauna, welcome and dont worry ur dick will get hard when u see our basedbros in the sauna!

Argentinabros welcome but only if at least 50% mulatto. :D Dont worry if ur whitebro from argentino u can go to latvia, they will accept u

Esti into bushing batty batty! Lol. I had bats living in my country side cottage , cool lil beings

Take a bus to netherlands and try out the weed from the god! Its cheap bus from PL to Amsterdam i figure, worth a good trip for u? And u get to become more in touch with modern culture

Not sure what u mean by edu.ee, im not 15 yo kid going to school lol, but good luck with ur high school

Bump! Estofags welcome foreigner incoommers. Coomers welcome! Boomers can stay in their retirement homes.

post pics of estonia men and women.

a-asking for a f-friend...

Estonia much like every other small country is and forever will be irrelevant.

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Ask and thou shall hath receive

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>We arent racists so africabros are also welcome
>Estonian women welcome black and asian visitor
Wow nice country. I see you really DO share a history with Sweden

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>estonian girl.gif
No, if she was Estonian she would be blonde. That's a Russian girl.

Degeneration. Ancient Greece went full degenerate right before it fell from grace, same thing with Roman Empire. Vices become values, and degradation is something to be proud of.
A dying society.

he is hot af except for the ass hair, that's a turn off. got any hairless?
I'd give her the D maybe once but the Estonian men seem sexier than the women that look like bimbos.

more

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moree

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>degradation is something that to be proud of
>a dying society

Could this realistically imply that the current American Empire is falling?

>Degeneration. Ancient Greece went full degenerate right before it fell from grace, same thing with Roman Empire. Vices become values, and degradation is something to be proud of.

Pretty sure it was debasement of currency that made Rome fall from grace, but dem libertarian austrian economics lessons are not an easy pill to swallow, me thinks.

this one is pretty

Yes. (and why thats a good thing)

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Been looking for a place to yeet off to in case things get too bad here. Can you own firearms in Estonia? Is feminism a problem there?

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It cased existing a long time ago. Now there is the global (not even)western empire.

I have yet to meet a single straight Estonian

Yeah but you refuse to vote for nationalists so you're being Africanized like any other European shihole.

*ceased

Girls are not huge into femfagging, and wage discrepancy between men and women is one of the highest in europe, so women know their place, lol.. (dont kill me for this)

Guns are only for guys that have gone through mandatory military service. U havent so likely not allowed to own one

Baltic most polluted sea in the world, thanks to the subhumans that live around it.

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But the western empire is basically the American Empire and the European Empire joint together. Both of which have been around for centuries and both of which are currently failing.

Yeah eesti is based, I consider to move there

Underage b& or just incredibly stupid

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FUCK OFF
WE'RE FULL

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So called "nationalists" or the "far right" is in the government right now, and its a huge embarrassment for entire country that these guys are huge buffoons and try to make the country some kind of anti-homo anti-progress hellhole

So much for Estonia then. You seem like a comfy place, but no raifu is a hard deal-breaker. And so my search continues.

too close to Russia

>swedish blood
KYS

And if you reach back far enough the American empire is just Greek empire.

based and bisexual

No country is quite like yours when it comes to guns

Always a valid point.

More local girls to check out for u guys

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>please more uni/expat faggots come to estonia because estonians hate me for being a foreigner and i have no friends
>t.some brown faggot

fuck off we'rers full

local girls

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Ah shit here we go again

We tryna keep alive the carcass of something that's been dead for ages

local girls 2

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local girls 3

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Based Eesti, funniest sounding language in the world. Tere!

EUrapean gun laws, very "progressive" society.
Estonia = 1990s Britain: continental edition.

I lived in Tallinn for 4 years and I saw more tall, blonde and blue eyed people than I did in Sweden. Also most supermodels per capita in Estonia. They are beautiful but sovietly retarded.

Both are carcasses.

Baltic used to be kinda bad but we have plenty of clean beaches, seaweed can be a problem tho but its not because of sewage and waste, just natural development of the seaside and water plant growth

Or just incredibly based. Make ur pick

Szia bro

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>We have 5th lowest population density in europe

>Plenty of room for more people

>Still using racist "were full omg dont come here" slogans

Unbased bro, Lasnamae bro here wants to make frends with foreginers but my narvabro here doesnt want to meet new people

quintessentially eastern bloc

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ok fag :D

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