As a skatefag I'm voting Ted Cruz 2024

wtf i love the zodiac killer now

Based bootlicker

Skatefags literally buried.

HOLY TRANSOLA.

best boy

I liked cruz until this.. skaters should be hanged.

maybe the boys but the girls....YUM one skategirl for every /asp/ie chad

God forbid someone has more fun than you.
Also, who do you think gets laid more? Skaters, or wrestling fans?
I'll give you a hint... it's not wrestling fans.

Faggy skaters post on a wrestling board so clearly there is a cross over.

You sure?

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Well yes. Welcome to adulthood, when you realize that government is unnecessary 80% of the time and worthless when needed. A congress and senate that's worthless and self-serving is a tale as old as time. You'd think they wouldn't be worthless, considering what's happened all of the other times a Senate overstepped it's boundaries.

And then you have complete idiots like Nancy Pelosi who are Marie Antoinette-tier.

There's a virus lil buddy, read a newspaper or something.

california really is a fucking mess of a place filled with the dumbest people imaginable

probably 80% of the country is fine. fuck jew york. it's not even a lib/con thing either because even California has done a way better job.

conservatives are genuinely retarded

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You literally got this from reddit, I saw it in the front page today when I was making a new account to ban evade

I didn't, but if I did would it make the statement any less true?

What's wrong with that sign?

this is a obvious troll protest, i bet half of them aren't even republican

Based.

Go back.

The Trump administration is supporting them

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I'm surprised smelling cleaning supplies daily doesn't give hispanics stronger immune systems

leftists think that this is the kind of shit that is going to win in 2020...

sad!

but new New York is two weeks away from being two weeks away from being italy keep it shut down goy

i don't know a single person on this sub who doesn't also browse Reddit

yes

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and yet hospitals handled it fine and projections fell short by tens of thousands. makes ya think don't it.

looks empty

do you think the entire country be shut down because of the polticians who can't run new york city?

If you a pro-life you agree with this

So what is the 2024 election Ted Cruz vs. AOC?

>Why do you hate left and right wing politicians/news reporters? Why do you hate most politicians and Jews?
Because in a time like right now instead of talking about fixing this situation(the most serious situation the world as a whole has faced) They are taking every opportunity to focus on smearing the opposite and inciting rage against an already dumb angry populous. Thats why I hate politicians, the media and the Jews

Based and red pilled, you and I may have different beliefs or maybe we have the same but your words are true and they are spoken with great knowledge and experience

Then go back and take them with you.

what the fuck I li... nah, I can't do it. ted cruz is a cock sucking faggot

Some issues. One, AOC needs to be 35 to run for president. As in she needs to be 35 to start campaigning. Sorry man. No one likes her outside of the twittersphere, which is irrelevant IRL. Another issue, the DNC will not exist by 2024. Or at least not the way we know it. The socialists are absolutely pissed off about Bernie cucking out again, the moderates are pissed off that establishment is running with a dementia riddled Biden and didn't muzzle Pelosi. Everyone hates each other.

Pelosi in general is a subject of rather intense hatred as of late. Delaying the bill to get everyone their stimulus checks, so her fucking Kennedy Department of Modern Transgender Art or whatever the fuck gets funded pissed off everyone. And fucking around the business paycheck shit? Come on, Nancy. And the ice cream stunt where she's clearly drunk off her gourd? You can't be doing that shit while people are worried about starving and being homeless. Inexcusable. "Just stay inside, get high quality over priced ice cream delivered to you lol"

>they want to do another impeachment
Fucking hell, what went wrong?

government work is soul sucking but the easiest job i ever had. i put in a real full day maybe once a week.

when trump beats that faggot sleepy joe the dems will finally fracture i think

Trump is not a right-winger.
He does shit typical of a neo-lib/con retard and all of you retards that still support him after his complete fumbling of key issues like taxes and immigration are only a few rungs higher than liberals on the IQ ladder.

If you trust the mainstream news at this point in time you are too naive and stupid to be alive

Imagine a government passing legislation that would cause protests, while simultaneously giving them the power to outlaw protests. That's maybe one of the biggest threats with this entire ordeal.

In 2008 when the recession hit, millions of jobs were lost. And while the nation as a whole regained its wealth, most of that was concentrated by the banks and through the tech sector. People all throughout the country lost their jobs and never recovered. It put them on the dole as opportunities around them dried up. Our military bribed their children to go to war for interests that weren't even their own, only for these kids to get maimed in the line of fire over a war that the public was lied into. And with no support on return, many of our veterans wind up killing themselves. Others, turned to abusing drugs, leading to widespread opioid use. And all of these families being torn apart only contributes to a furthering cycle of poverty.
That recession, killed people, and ruined countless other lives. Now shithead, sheltered leftists are demanding everyone run the risk of going through another possible economic collapse based on models that have already been proven to be bullshit. And despite that, they're continuing to push the country to the breaking point, looking for an out where they can still claim moral superiority. So yeah, people are going to protest, because their entire livelihoods and futures are in jeopardy. Their kids' futures are in jeopardy, and it's only because of the stupid, political grabass.

Trump pulled a sneaky one. By allowing the governors to do it themselves and delegating that authority away, he effectively abdicated himself and the federal government of any responsibility. Thus when the governors would fuck up (as their positions had largely been authoritative in name only and it would be clear they got in on bullshit), he could step in and help out the states that needed it the most.
Moreover, these governors (largely democrats) would express a strong desire to extend the lockdown. This isn't popular, even among the people who think the protestors are dumb. Everyone wants to get back to working ASAP. Prohibiting justified protests pisses off everyone. Again, people might say opposite on twitter (where they can pretend to be experts), but we live in reality. Many of these governors face serious recall threats, and the reality that they're not getting re-elected.

I don't care if there's a virus, a war or the sun is about to explode. The government should not impede on the freedoms of the people so long as they are not purposefully hurting others.

>Authoritarianism bad

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Imagine judging a persons worth on how much sex they have.
Imagine believing more sex gives a person more worth...

sorry we don’t get our info from infowars daily stormer and Yas Forums

>outing yourself as a newfag

it was based af when ted beat jimmy kimmel at basketball

>Republicans are going all in on "YOU MUST ALL GET SICK AND DIE FOR THE MIGHTY DOLLAR"

Guess we're all gonna have to get sick and die soon, as dems likely won't do shit but bend the knee

Most of this is already noted to be supported by big corps. The corps want people back to work and obviously conservatives suck corp cock and are easy to control, so here we are. I am glad Cali won't be opening no matter how much a senator from Texas cries and complains. Didn't his lt governor just suggest sacrificing the elderly for the economy?

Yet people still are blaming him.

>everyone is pissed off about these lockdowns!
Looking at the protests, it's an incredibly tiny minority in a handful of states

If you go outside in a virus you are literally hurting others by helping spread the disease and destroying the healthcare system which can't cope.

Lose some weight you monstrous whale and you won't die

And those protesters are gonna get sick and a lot will die, so it kinda solves itself

>NUH UH! I WON'T GET SICK SITTING IN A CROWD OF A HUNDRED PEOPLE WITHOUT MASKS!

anyone else just hates republicans?
they are the heels of my life

I am sure your insults and pointless yelling on a corner with 30 people is going to convince governors to open ANY DAY now.

I am not a fat fuck so I'll be fine either way. Maybe stop crying online and do some pushups if you are so worried?

>he says while crying that the shutdowns will not be lifted any time soon

Cool, I'm sure that prediction will totally come true, just like all the others.

*coof*coof* Sweden *coof*coof*

Are the 40k dead Americans now fake news?

The economy closing actually effects me because I am not a fat basement dweller, why wouldn't I be annoyed that the government are prioritising fat fucks?

Is a mess.

200,000 was the best case scenario two weeks ago

They seem to be prioritizing their hospitals. Not everyones fault you chose a job where you could not work from home, man. Make better life choices. Boot straps

Just curious what is the conservative plan to force NY and CA and other money areas to reopen? Like, that's WHERE a lot of the economy is centered. Their governors have said fuck you. You can reopen Iowa, but Iowa doesn't do fuck all for the economy.

Oh, you mean the same mainstream news that acted like the virus wasn't shit for as long as possible lil guy?
Get your facts straight conspiritard.

>WTF YOU TOLD ME NOT TO JUMP IN THE POOL OF SHARKS OR I WOULD DIE SO I DIDN'T DO IT AND DIDN'T DIE WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU.

Is that what all the """experts""" were predicting? Pretty sure it was an order of magnitude worse, user.

nice pivot

>Do things to lessen deaths
>it works
>"WTF WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING"
Peak retard.

That model factored in all of the severe precautions, hence "best case scenario," retard.

>it worked better than expected so why did we do it at all!?
Peak conservative retardation. I mean man if you really want, open Oklahoma. It's tiny economy will surely save you. You can't reopen all the dem cities, though.

>dude just wait another two weeks and people will be dying in the street i swear

>Oh wait the sharks only want to eat people over 70 or with 40BMI, we're fine!

>Man I just got in an accident in my car! better go to the hospital
>wtf what do you mean all the beds are taken and I can't come in!?!?!

the original point was that the science on it has been wrong since December and changes daily not that nothing should be done. You seem to be having a hard time keeping up little guy.

So what do you think should be done and how will you repeal the 10th amendment to make it a national thing?

>all the beds are taken
where has that happened?

>Wakes up
>Holy shit that was weird, I dreamt I was an asian woman!

Italy, NY.

kek

Is this after you woke up and realized Trump literally can't do anything to restart the economy and is at the mercy of dem governors to save his economy and election?

>NY
hospitalizations in ny were 6 times less than predicted and they didn't even need that boat or those beds at javitz.

>it worked better than expected so why did we do it at all!?
Because it's going to destroy the economy and ruin thousands of lives. Clearly team sports matter to you more though.

>He says while pushing something that mysteriously comes from right wing talk radio and a president that politicizes pandemic response

Massive boomer death toll any day citizen! No, it's totally not limited to old black people in a handful of blue cities, Trump supporter holocaust soon!

yeah widespread poverty is usually good for public health

Republicans probably shouldn't be so anti safety net I guess. Get what you vote for, champ.

>mysteriously comes from right wing talk radio
So pointing out bullshit models that are destroying the economy is just a mysterious, conservative talking point to you?

yeah if only the bipartisan government that just burned 6 trillion dollars spent more

Why did the push to end this specifically come from partisan areas and not scientists or anything logical? Why are the protests seemingly funded by big PACs? Why is Rush Limbaugh a scientist now? Why is Trump disagreeing with himself?

Yes, if only you spent money on the poor and not billionaires and bailing out corps. Unfortunately, it's what you wanted. Sucks for you in Iowa, bro.

>ted cruz
The guy who tried to ban sex toys and masturbation? Lol he's got no leg to stand on here.

the scientists that have been wrong for months and admit they don't know what's happening?

But clearly, Rush Limbaugh and Trump know.

BASED BIG BIBLES TED

>conservative plan is to show up in conservative areas, get each other sick and then go home, ensuring that the lockdowns get extended
Big brain power from conservatives. Any day now California will reopen the economy because Wine Aunt Karen in Texas is upset.

>Do lockdown
>Things are better than of there was no lockdown
This response was overblown!

all of you belong in a camp

but u said that NY was overrun and there were no beds

>just repeat the same shit that has been debunked again, the TV told me I was right, bow down now!!!

>inb4 NOOOO IT'S REDDIT SO I WILL IGNORE IT IT DOESN'T COUNT

Not gonna try and copy paste a giant post from there to please autists. This has been shared a lot over the past day. I am curious why all these organic protests seem to be linked, have similar descriptions, whois, proxies etc. Why are they all linked if they aren't being done by some central group?

reddit.com/r/maryland/comments/g3niq3/i_simply_cannot_believe_that_people_are/fnstpyl/

We're Cruz Missiles actually. It's been a tough 4 years operating under The Don's shadow but it's finally time. Amass the skelegates!

desu since the early tea party and ows (((they))) can't risk it and alll protests are organized and coopted by big money. you think antifa and the pussy hats don't get paid? same shit.

I have no idea what right wing radio talks about but maybe they happen to be right about things like this because they're the only ones who question established media narratives.

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These are obviously leftist falseflags to make the right look anti-science. They can't attack the president because he's following experts.

even if it's true, so what? does the left not like this anymore or is it only ok when they do it?

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Yes

Both of you dens of zealots need to fracture and fucking die off already, what kind of freedom is there in choosing between two sold-out old faggots

It hasn't been debunked. Right wing idiots have claimed it had been debunked. But right wing idiots have also claimed god exists and evolution has been debunked.

You mean question Trumps own administration which supports this?

based infowars retards

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can you not read numbers?

Open up the country you fucking pussies.

No.

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>canned food
Enjoy that 2000% sodium per can, friendo. You'll be in for a kidney stone a week after trying to survive from canned goods alone, assuming you don't have a heart attack. Seriously nigga, LOOK at the sodium content in a can. Shit is crazy.

Imagine actually wanting to go to work

>Donald Trump isn't authoritarian
read a book, champ

Claiming you have absolute authority is 100% not authoritarian.

You got a lot of nerve coming into the /asp/ locker room and burying the #1 draw of the board. You ain’t gonna make it with the wolves, kid

dahnahld...hand them over...

>THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS! EVERYTHING IS FINE! I AM FINE WITH THE VIRUS!

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Sending the military to the border when you have local authority, state authority, immigration officers, ice enforcers, FBI agents, and fucking surveillance drones already in place is over kill and absolutely dipshit authoritarian.

>Blaming Trump
retard detected

You'll have to excuse him, he made that post on a non-retarded board before it was moved here.

based ted cruz i appreciate his staunch values and contrarianism

>As a fag, I'm voting Cruz
Imagine my shock