Reporter apu has the story, How are things looking out there apu?
Well Tom, with unemployment levels peaking we're seeing a massive increase in supply of pussy. That's right, a supply side boost has dropped equilibrium price of pussy to record lows.
As thots look to stay competitive in the market, look for bundle deals such as pic related as pussy suppliers try to innovate. Aggressive marketing and cat fights are expected.
So, watch the price of pussy, you can probably improve on the deal you're currently locked in on, as this supply surplus drops prices heading into monday. Back to you tom
Thanks Tom, let’s sent it to Brent to see if a dead pussy bounces
Matthew Hughes
I don’t care if pussy gets so low they start paying me. I’m still gonna rape these sluts.
William Walker
>paying for pussy pathetic
Blake Carter
This
Aiden Roberts
I'm calling fake or that bitch is acidfaced.
Brayden Howard
Well Tom I'm currently unaware of any ETF's set up but as pussy is a commodity I recommend buying the dip, and stocking up while prices remain low. Possibly dumping your girlfriend to diversify into multiple different thot stocks may be the most prudent move Tom. Now may also be the prudent time to entire the pussy market, locking in thots at low wage rates and then raising prices when the market settles.
Jose Perry
Where the fuck can I find a girl like this in my area? Asking for myself
We don't expect a strong recovery in pussy employment, as the pussy gets a taste of neet life and decides whether it was better than the alternatives.
Grayson Edwards
Women are getting ancey because of the stay at home. They're giving it away now.
Colton Hughes
My plan for solving all of Americas issues State sponsored prostitution Go to the doctor and get diagnosed as an incel and your dads coverage will get your dick sucked until 25 There will no longer be a commodity on pussy, niggers no longer make money being pimps The line between prostitute and nurse continues to blur
Gavin Sanders
China's One Child policy allowed them to take over the entire world without even firing a nuke. Shorting pussy seems to be the way of the future.
Jason Gutierrez
>254254594 something tells me you aren't getting 5 sex sessions and a 3some for $100
Julian Gonzalez
100 bucks for 5 tip dips and a threesome? This is like multiple times cheaper than normal prostitute what the fuck, those bitches must be starving
Aiden Wilson
20 dollars for a slut seems like a fine deal Seems like bs to sell her nudes though Where did you even find this shit anyways
Isaiah Parker
Too cheap. Even the cheapest sex trafficked Asians that speak zero english, butter faced pussy is about 80$ per 15 min here.
Benjamin Allen
Exactly. Defining "hook-up" is key. The reason I suspect it's a scam in the first place is because all women do is lie.
Jaxon Myers
Based.
Sebastian Reed
>he doesn't know about rape
William Watson
That's right Tom unfortunately we're seeing declines even in higher priced, well established pussy markets. This pandemic may have the market reeling for more than a year at least.
We'll have the full analysis for you at Market close on Monday, including an exclusive interview with chair of the Pussy Fed, Madonna.
Thank you, and back to you Tom.
We have skilled market analysts watching Twitter, Twitch, Snapchat, and Onlyfans 24/7 to make sure our market research is up to date and accurate.
I'm buying a 3x bearish pussy ETF. No way prices can stay this high with all the technology we have now, right?
Ryan Thomas
Daily reminder that rape or the alleged trauma attached to it, isn't what bothers women. It's that they couldn't barter their pussy for monetary value.
Luke Walker
Where are you finding this shit dog?
Carter Butler
I will admit in a moment of desperation I bought a local thot's premium because she said I could come fuck her, then she basically talked some shit and said I was pissing her off and blocked me :/
I assume these hoes just use it as a marketing gimmick to get thirsty incels to pay up for the idea of "5 hookups and a 3some with her bitch"
Jose Campbell
HOW CAN YOU TELL A REAL SNAPCHAT PREMIUM FROM A FAKE?
I was scammed. I put my card in for what the poster said was a 10$ fee,cc ended up being charged 60$ and nothing. How the fuck can I fucking fuck these stupid sluts I am so fucking horny and I fucking hate women. I don’t meet women I don’t see any women and they’re all fucking worthless why the FUCK should I not fucking kill myself or everyone else right fucking now.
Canada's on fire tonight. Holy shit. Is the day of the rake cancelled?
Dominic Smith
Are you sure that's legit? And not a pay and get ghosted scam?
Because that's super super cheap, Even for ugly whales. A girl that hot can charge about 200-300$ per hour.
Hudson Garcia
Simp
Jonathan Sanders
troll through tinder and basically every thot advertising their SC is gonna be posting this type of shit on their snap story
Brandon Ortiz
Bait. No one is this retarded.
Nicholas Stewart
Cause ur a faget. Any man with a free hand has no reason to give money to roasties.
Nicholas Rodriguez
10$ extra for anal? That sounds like some kind of crack whore pricing. God knows what would show up if you paid $100 for a couple of hours with a chick. Either some disgusting nigger, goblino or the cops would show up.
I mean I admitted it in the post, fuck you want from me
Hunter Young
lmao. i think its just some indian making this shit. makes some quick money and the deletes it.
Noah Miller
she doesn't want to be recognized by the entire city worth of men she's fucked for free.
Robert Stewart
As we always remind our viewers here on NBC's ThotWatch, buyer beware!
Ethan Nguyen
>hehe this till get them for sure >Money up front You really think you're getting anything?
Levi Miller
This is 100% a honeypot scam You won't get pussy like this for below $300
Ayden Walker
Based and redpilled. Women trade sex for resources (from beta males) or validation (from Chad). Rape derails this transaction (a transaction so fundamental to their actual purpose on this Earth) hence why feminist media acts like it's the worst thing that can ever happen to a woman (in a sexual dynamic sense it actually is lol) .
Brandon Moore
Didn't you stop and think about it though? Surly you must have thought $10 for sex is a little cheap?
Lucas Mitchell
Based.
Brandon Young
desu thinking you're gonna get pussy via snapchat is pretty retarded. There's a lot of legitimate services that provide hoes that don't involve cashapping some random account up front and hoping for the best
Kevin Powell
What the fuck that's cheap. Brb moving to the glorious USA
Adrian Diaz
That 100$ deal is actually pretty solid. 100$ for a threesome? Not bad at all
Ethan Davis
eh I was back home in a shitty small town, figured it was just some slag trying to make a few bucks. Then I beat my meat and had to reevaluate my life in the clarity.
Blake White
Unrealistic prices. Most certainly a scammer.
Most prostitutes do, as they don't want to be recognzied. High-class escorts usually show their face.
>tfw you cant shirt vagina. I’m gonna be poormforever.
Leo Gray
Only in the sense that you "pay" for your cat to catch mice or "pay" for your dog to bark at trespassers. If youre unironically letting a woman have any bargaining chips over you then you are the woman in the relationship. Put your man on the keyboard, bitches dont belong here.
Jaxon Jackson
It'll be a threesome with me, myself and I
Mason Ross
These bitches must all be runnin plays from the same exact book. The "annoyed/block" play is the industry standard for expedited dismissal of temporary "PussAssMouth" deed holders. Also, 1 thing every1 should know is all women do is lie.
Jonathan Turner
based apu
Gabriel Gomez
No they’re not. Prostitutes may have lowered their rates or offer BOGO deals, but trying to hook up with anyone now is insanely hard if you’re not a 10/10 Chad.
to be honest it's probably just the same pooloo running150000 phony thot accounts raking in money by reposting the same 5 snaps they cultivated from r/snapskanks
Anthony Johnson
Well. you're greek, so that's like 20% of your monthly salary.
