Germany begins mass random antibody testing

Is this finally the time we get real results? We truly will know how many have been infected and who haven’t been.

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>my lungs hurt and I feel like I have some kind of flu
>test says you have it, keep doing what everyone else has been doing if you feel like you have flu like symptoms
>thanks
>your tax is going to up at some point to pay for this

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No, because they won't give real numbers. This is just the start of needing verifiable papers that explain you are immune in order to get a job, ect ect.

It looks like this test is even shittier than the regular ones.

In hindsight everybody should have secretly infected themselves during the lockdown. We were too focused on NOT getting it, and now that very fact is going to make reopening take longer.

At least according to this guy (he seems to back his arguments but I'm too tired to read and understand it):

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The lab said since Abbott developed the new antibody test, UW researchers have been working 24/7 to verify the test’s effectiveness. Scientists said Friday they found the test can determine if someone had COVID with nearly 100% accuracy.

“It showed a sensitivity of 100% and a specificity of 99.6%,” said Alex Greniger, assistant director of the UW Virology Lab. “Diagnostically, this is one of the best tests we can offer,” he said.

They say that means it’s a test that can help reopen the economy and get people back to work.

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We already did it. Only 3% found to have antibodies.

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You tested some donated blood in March and early April. Hardly a current snapshot... nor a good population selection.

Estimates are that 1.9% have antibodies. It will be interesting to see if the numbers match when they're doing the testing.
If the numbers are correct then we are far away from herd immunity.

>Estimates are that 1.9% have antibodies.
Based on what?
Only results we have are the 15% from the carnival town.

I think it was from donated blood as well.
Also, still no studies on how long immunity actually lasts.

You need years to check how long antibodies last. We know in 2023 or so.

Better to assume antibodies last a while.

slovenes are going to screen their population, i think this week, watch those numbers

Germans LOVE being penetrated, I will give them that much.

>This is just the start of needing verifiable papers that explain you are immune
You think they are going to use physical documentation to have you prove your immunity? Hilarious

Prepare yourself for digital tattoo or implant friendo.

They've already started antibody testing on the general population in some parts of the US I thought, but I look forward to what new information German autistic efficiency yields.

Austria is starting its second randomized sample (2800 testings) this week too. Results beginning of next week.

The question is why haven't we done a widespread Stichprobe already?
The political handling of this epidemic is so incredibly blackpilling. Why aren't we making millions of masks per day? Or building medical ventilators and shit in huge numbers to supply all of Germany and Europe? Or ramping up testing to industrial capacity? Why are we sitting here like lemons doing nothing but worrying about shitskins on Greek islands?

Because it’s fucking fake panic you dumb fuck
Please research viruses for two seconds dear god

>The question is why haven't we done a widespread Stichprobe already?

You have to start your economy NOW or there is no chance in hell the BRD (and the EU) could in any way survive the end of this year. Chances are shit now already.

Yep, will be fun. Three Seas ahead btw, Czechs just gave indication ... gonna keep their borders closed for a year BUT consider selective reopening towards Austria (like Hungary and Slovakia too btw).

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>You have to start your economy NOW or there is no chance in hell the BRD (and the EU) could in any way survive the end of this year.
Nonsense. The economy running at the current levels is more than sufficient to satisfy our needs.
This isn't about economics. Hier geht's um Selbstdisziplin und Durchhaltevermögen und Gemeinsinn. Die wirtschaftliche Ordnung kann diese Lage problemlos jahrelang aushalten. Aber die gesellschaftlichen Mängel treten jetzt krasser zuvor als vor Krisenzeiten.
Ich hab noch nichts gehört, daß man jetzt mal kollektive Kräfte entfesselt will wie man sie nur in Notzeiten entfesseln kann. Stattdessen geht es mit dem selben drögen Gleichmut weiter.

It is a bloodletting ritual

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Whatever is happening
it's going to be great.

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cope

>Hier geht's um Selbstdisziplin und Durchhaltevermögen und Gemeinsinn. Die wirtschaftliche Ordnung kann diese Lage problemlos jahrelang aushalten. Aber die gesellschaftlichen Mängel treten jetzt krasser zuvor als vor Krisenzeiten.
>Ich hab noch nichts gehört, daß man jetzt mal kollektive Kräfte entfesselt will wie man sie nur in Notzeiten entfesseln kann. Stattdessen geht es mit dem selben drögen Gleichmut weiter.
contrary to popular belief thats not the german language its merely what english sounds like when your throat is full of russian scat

>If you research viruses for two seconds, you understand that virologists who studied it for years are all wrong
Ok.

based germans

its time to put this shit to bed, once its revealed 50% of the population have already had the virus corona is officially DEAD

Using ß after a short vowel in 2020...
This board is supposed to be boomer free.

Leave your fetishes out of this thread, you freak.

>daß

lmao diese schlampe ist über 40!!!!

So, it should give a 0.4% false positive rate.

I guess that's good enough when we're dealing with large percentages.

I guarantee Germany won't be higher than 1.4%.