Brit/pol/ Monday morning edition

i'd shag the one on the right

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weed or fags

fags. gave up weed like 15 years ago.

I gave up weed a few years back. I took a break during a big month long holiday. Never really got back into it and the last few times I tried it gave me angst.
Not managed the fags yet. They dont give me angst. Never properly tried but keep meaning to during the lockdown. Cut back from a pack to 5 a day but cant get over this final hurdle. 3 left so now is as good a time as any but ill be going to the shops later either way.

Why is it fair that my Co workers are all off work getting 80% wage and I have to work? Not fair bros

Sounds unfair to me. Ive been off since lockdown started getting 100% salary and a bonus in line with commission average and the company have announced that it will extend as far as the end of next month before its reassessed. I'll be ready to go back at the end of this 3 months though.

>Close borders
>Ban China early
>60 something deaths

>Open borders
>Allow in china
>15,000+ deaths

Why aren't you cunts closing your borders and banning bat eating insects?

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i'm on 30-40 rollies a day or ~30g every other day which is taking a massive hit on my health and wallet.
today is the day!

I really don't want to have to wear one of these fucking things whenever I leave the house. I'll probably do it becasue I don't want to be responsible for spreading or having people think that I am but it's gonna fucking suck.

Provided that you weren't someone who got laid off then this prolonged near future where we all have to go back to work but all of the fun aspects of outdoor activity and socializing are still heavily restricted or discouraged is going to be MUCH shittier than the lockdown.

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Nice. My boss cares more about his wallet than me so that's why I still have to work. Even though he got the 10k buissness grant.

Im just a lad sitting in his kitchen picking his nose at 7:00am on a Monday morning. Don't ask me to explain why the government makes the bad decisions it makes.

Might want to try reducing first. Cold turkey would be rough with the amount you smoke.

Too bad. I work for a company with about 1200 employees and the top people cant justify paying themselves 100% and cutting the rest of our pay.

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Based.

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bump

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Must be too early for a thread

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Cuckday Times got BTFO lads. Appy days

Morning lads have a good day. Try not to off yourselves in the boredom.

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>I dont like coppers but spitting is foul
Spot on pigs then

Everyone is sleeping in after staying up all night worrying. My Facebook is normies all posting at 1-3am how they can't sleep or are doing something else (cause they can't sleep). Meanwhile I'm comfy in bed with a regular sleep enough sleep pattern (body clock wakes me at 6am)

Maybe now would be a good time for me to go to Tesco, if all the normies are still in bed.

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All weekend several of my posh neighbors set up picnic tables in the middle of the fucking pavements and sat around them drinking wine all day. To avoid being in coofing range I had to swerve into the middle of the road. I couldn't even just cross to the other side of the pavement as they were on both sides.

These wankers have big-ass back gardens. I wish they'd die.

Spit on pigs
(Damn auto-correct)

ANW, notice as how media is anus licking to the tories and especially Boris?
I reckon, they know, that the clown is having become even more retarded after coronachan.
>webmd.com/lung/news/20200410/brain-affected-in-1-in-3-cases-of-severe-covid-19

Literally, I expect BoJo run on to the street pants down any minute now