/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3333 - Happy Birthday Edition

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Mass vaccinations?
twitter.com/rooshv/status/1252059958851575808

twitter.com/rooshv/status/1252087748716122113
> The WHO says it's impossible to prove you're immune to coronavirus. This sets the stage for everyone being required to get the vaccine in order to re-enter society, meaning that they lied about "immunity passports." It will be vaccine passports.

How do I avoid the mark of the beast?

How many deaths in catalonia?

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Is the pursuit of coom the last noble pursuit in the face of the end of society?

Sieg HAIL.

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H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y
F Ü H R E R

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Hide in the wilderness.

fug nigbers

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I wanted to be here for #3333, but it's 6am, and I'm so drunk I don't care anymore.

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>nigbers
Nigger bears?

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HAMBERDERS!

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Is it true Brazil will have a military coup?

Kek, only five more to go.

TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
> TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
> TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
> TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
> TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
> TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%

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>Shut the fuck up citizen and enjoy your indefinite forced vacation at home with no pay. What's that? You can't buy food and pay your rent/mortgage because you're unemployed now? Stop fucking obsessing over the economy, .01% of the population dying to their preexisting conditions involved with the virus!
>No you can't buy gardening tools to be self sustaining. Rely on my social services so I can talk about how I took care of all of you during this apocalyptic crisis when its time for my reelection, be grateful I'm forcing you to starve in your bedroom indefinitely!

>possible contamination
Well at least there won't be any false positives.

Bolsonaro want to oust governors, so probably self-coup.

>reminder it’s in china’s best interest to keep the US economy shutdown as long as possible
>reminder that anyone shilling to continue the shutdown is a chinese shill or a dumb manipulated user unknowingly shilling in their interest
>reminder anyone exaggerating threat level of the virus (0.05% killrate - low threat) is a chinese shill
>reminder that all cvg is chinese shills exaggerating severity of virus and lost and manipulated Yas Forums incel anons doom posting
>chinese shills and doom posters have the same mission and work together

C O P E
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Is it possible to get infected in one's sleep? I keep having dreams of going to crowded places and strangers getting really close to me.

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kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50. i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious. especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

What's the likelihood this was made in the Wuhan lab?

Reporting in

CHINA IS FUCKED AFTER THIS. FUCK THEM. NUKE THEM ALL.

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reminder that nobody countered this hilariously low death rate

> The "solution" to this flu is worse than the flu.

Oh the solution is waaay worse than meme-flu. Check this out.

> We could make a simple estimation of the IFR as 0.26%, based on halving the lowest boundary of the CFR prediction interval. However, the considerable uncertainty over how many people have the disease means an IFR of 0.26 is likely an overestimate.

In Swine flu, the IFR ended up as 0.02%, fivefold less than the lowest estimate during the outbreak (the lowest estimate was 0.1% in the 1st ten weeks of the outbreak). In Iceland, where the most testing per capita has occurred, the IFR lies between. 0.01% and 0.19%.

> Taking account of historical experience, trends in the data, increased number of infections in the population at largest, and potential impact of misclassification of deaths gives a presumed estimate for the COVID-19 IFR between 0.1% and 0.26%.*

cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

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Ermahgerd!
HAMBERDERS!

>FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
It's actually of 30% sweety

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 81. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital. The average age of death is higher than the average life expectancy.
>This is killing so many people!
No it isn't. Total mortality per country and globally is below average. If this was killing more than normal, we would see higher mortality.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

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>WHEN I SAY NOTHING YOU SAY BURGER
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> that pic
paging sisterfucker user, paging!

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Maybe try using your famous 2a for something else than larping?

kek reminder that nobody posted any info countering the death rates in this post and how laughably low they are
>bbbut they are old
ok so post ones that are higher?
>bbut they are south korea
ok? post some that are higher from any state dumbass

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