CANADIAN OIL WENT NEGATIVE TODAY, YOU LITERALLY HAD TO PAY SOMEONE TO TAKE IT FROM YOU.
HAPPENING: CANADA IS COLLAPSING(OIL EDITION)
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Which canadian oil company is the most fucked (so I should short)
bullshit my chart has it at $5
I'm starting to think the chaos gods have won
So? We're focused internally you dead leaf
How do external prices affect us during a pandemic affect global trade?
>HAPPENING
>CANADA
Entropy is rising
RARE
dude where the fuck are you finding this up to date chart oilprice.com is all fucky
This guy is always here.
Laid off oil worker here. I've made more money sitting at home now than I was working. This is retarded.
Sorry goyim are not allowed to have real time data.
Its not too late to praise him user
Mexico dabs at you on last time*
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>being this retarded
The vast majority of Canadian oil is exported to the US. You're paying us to take it from you.
>not unironically worshiping Eris
You are never going to make it user
stop being cunts what website is this
How will Canada ever recover?
go back nigger
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
Fuck off Euronymous
>five cents a barrel
fuck i love best girl
crash it all with no survivors
its tar sand.
what is this UI?
Literally all of them. Canads is in deep shit.
Get in! We're gonna crash the oil market with no survivors!
you don't know the bhutan poster?
So, which provinces will the Canadian government sell to America?
When it goes to zero, how can I get barrels of oil delivered to my house?
Harper was in power for years, why didn't he get our oil to the coast?
>tar sand
It’s FROM tar sand, heavy oil, slapped in a barrel after being processed.
This is YUGE lmao. I’m still paying 99c a litre in Straya tho so cmon DUMP it so I can go on a free road trip
Eris is not a meme is a meme
The worst part is our country has 0kgs of gold in storage for events like this. We have relied entirely on oil to be our resource backup. Global economic growth ends at a certain point, we can only go so far before we've exhausted every option.
Just like we have adapted very quickly to waiting in 2 meter apart lines at grocery stores we will adapt to being objectively poorer in a short period of time.
No one will be willing to admit it's all crumbling, but it will be. Slowly, day by day life getting 0.5% worse, until you realize you haven't eaten in a day, and the food truck is 2 days away. It happens just like that, and you will adapt.
We only want Alberta and Newfoundland
THANK you, finally someone in this thread whos not a faggot
Militarize all white men of able body, send the browns home, move north and live in solar panel caves with underground greenhouses. Also put several kilometers of landmines at the US-canada border to keep out Americans and other nonwhites
I've been ready for a month now
I want Vancouver and Toronto if we have to bail out Canadas oil market
Thanks me ol cock and long may your big jib draw
How do you intend to pay for this?
Plenty of 2k CAD checks probably.
>top two largest gold mining companies on earth
>no gold
what did we mean by this?
yep fucked, oil prices gone quicker than arméniens