/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3331 - CCP Virus Editions

check first graph. it is correct - starting from date starting on 1 death per million and measured per capita.

doomers and social distance fags btfo

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How many will get sick from this?

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I was cured by Daddy's Kisses. Don't believe me? I'll tell you.

I was coughing one night in bed due to the chinaman flu. Daddy came up the stairs and seeing his strong body I felt hot and this time, it wasn't the fever. His masculine arms grabbed my hips and lifted my ass. He then inserted his fingers and lubed me up to get ready. I didn't know he was already rock hard. I tried to resist, but he pinned me down and slowly and firmly inserted his throbbing member into my tight pink hole. It felt so good. I moaned through my coughing "Fuck yes Daddy! Harder! Your boy wants your cum!" He started fucking me like a jackhammer, tearing my boyhole apart with his huge cock. My feelings were an euphoric series of waves of pain, pleasure and total emasculation. All that mattered now was making my handsome Daddy cum. I started to flex my hole muscles, gripping his erection as his pounded away. His cock started to spasm, i told him "I Love you Daddy, I love your cum". Right then he started fill my insides with hot semen, marking me as his permanent fucktoy. The cum instantly healed the virus, and as he continued to pump me full, he kissed me on the forehead and that loving kiss cured me fully

Spain tampering with death toll, ignoring regional officials
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Why is the go to method for officials always to go

>If we pretend it isn't happening; it goes away!

How you guys doing with quarantine?

Wake up, sheeple

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Boomer plays stupid games-

>WINS STUPID PRIZES

legacy.com/obituaries/marionstar/obituary.aspx?n=john-w-mcdaniel&pid=196011696

His family appears to have deleted his facebook page since he's not listed in any of their friends lists, so it can't be mined for comedy gold. Here's his Dad's who was John W. McDaniel Sr.

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His wife:
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You guys might wanna check this thread out

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His sister saying how he came down with it and was hospitalized like 2 weeks later

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I don't want to say lying, per se. Just (((massaging))) the numbers a little bit. For instance, how most of the world doesn't count deaths unless they happen in a hospital or how Germany clearly is fudging their death toll. On Sweden, they're still getting btfo'd harder per capita than any other Scandinavian country so, if they are bullshitting in one way or another, it's not enough to not look like they're getting their asses kicked anyway.

my last two digits decide the death rate percentage

Remember

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based

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BE SAFE THERE OUT THERE!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 763,836 (40,555) #2 Spain 198,674 (20,453) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,894 (19,718) #5 Germany 145,742 (4,642) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 China 82,747 (4,632) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Brazil 38,654 (2,462) #12 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #13 Canada 35,056 (1,587) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,393) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 17,615 (559) #18 Peru 15,628 (400) #19 Ireland 15,251 (610) #20 Austria 14,749 (452) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,491 (172) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,674 (236) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Ecuador 9,468 (474) #27 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #28 Poland 9,287 (360) #29 Romania 8,746 (451) #30 Pakistan 8,348 (168) #31 Mexico 8,261 (686) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,746 (186)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +764 (+36) #2 Panama +194 (+6) #3 Bolivia +44 (+1) #4 Sudan +26 (+2) #5 South Korea +13 (+2) #6 United States +4 (+2) #7 Guatemala +32 #8 Jamaica +23 #9 China +12 #10 Uruguay +11 #11 New Zealand +9 #12 French Guiana +1 #13 Saint Kitts & Nevis +1…

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It’s a fucking mod who has brain damage it will continue...

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>Wake up, sheeple
How solid it go from mocking people that "its just a flu bro" post, to then sudddbmy doing a 180 and saying "it's overblown" and yet again comparing it to the flu? Makes no sense. How did it happen?

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What about the flags that have spaces in them like United Nations, Anarcho Capitalist or Black Lives Matter:

.flag-Black-Laves-Matter
.flag-Anarcho-Capitalist
.flag-United-Nations

?

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weak

By the way Alex Jones protested this weekend. can u imagine if he gets it?

That's what media wants you to believe, these digits are the real cfr

all memeflags have the class "countryFlag", no country has it, it filters all of them

>tfw no boophusbando to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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>Remember that coronachan is in her beginning stages
SHILLS BTFO

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Based but can you make a non autistic single compilation post with the sister update in the middle

>Please Mr. Shekelstein we want to get back in our cages. Also, these protests are totally not political in any way. MIGA!
Fucking sad, man.

user when is the chinese virus gonna go back to china ;W;

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oof

Tennessee

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How you guys doing with quarantine?

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Basado.

Filter them, then laugh.

When people decide to send all the other diseases back to where they came from

How much longer until we enter starvation mode?

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Hell yeah there you are. Thought you got coronaed

That's clearly some retiree boomer
She's not saying she's going back to work, she's saying others who provide her with shekels, services and entertainment should

It's okay. I know you're angry. Just take care of yourself during this.

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Even 275 dead is nothing to sneeze at

I ate all my prep before the lockdowns got here :(

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And thus, an army of super spreaders was born. Thanks to these dumb fucks, all of the lockdown efforts people have made will be for nothing.

7-11% is world ending for a recurrent disease

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