/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3330 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,406,823 (+1,052) ► Died: 165,054 (+45) ► Day: 102 (-23:59:59)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,543 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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Antibody tests not accurate, might detect common coronaviruses
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Virus "rampages" through body from brain to toes, according to AAAS
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Spain tampering with death toll, ignoring regional officials
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>INFO
Under 1 year old baby dies in the US
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15 year old jungle tribesman dies in Brazil
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Corona "ravages" lungs and affects brain
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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5 year old kid dies in Britain
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>REMINDER
WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
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Spike in deaths in NY already visible in mortality rates
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NYC official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
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Biggest slums in India report first COVID casualties
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Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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>LATEST
343 new cases and 8 new deaths in Ukraine
129 new cases and 1 new death in Israel
172 new cases and 12 new deaths in the Philippines
327 new cases and 47 new deaths in Indonesia
312 new cases and 7 new deaths
1,313 new cases and 230 new deaths in Belgium

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Fpbp and doobz

>memeflags filtered

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Coronavirus timeline:
- January 19: 100 cases
- January 24: 1,000 cases
- February 12: 50,000 cases
- March 6: 100,000 cases
- March 18: 200,000 cases
- March 26: 500,000 cases
- April 2: 1,000,000 cases
- April 14: 2,000,000 cases
- April 30: ???????????????

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THE AUTISTIC SATISFACTION KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

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This is Xi JinPing's daughter
Say something nice about her

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I was cured by Daddy's Kisses. Don't believe me? I'll tell you.

I was coughing one night in bed due to the chinaman flu. Daddy came up the stairs and seeing his strong body I felt hot and this time, it wasn't the fever. His masculine arms grabbed my hips and lifted my ass. He then inserted his fingers and lubed me up to get ready. I didn't know he was already rock hard. I tried to resist, but he pinned me down and slowly and firmly inserted his throbbing member into my tight pink hole. It felt so good. I moaned through my coughing "Fuck yes Daddy! Harder! Your boy wants your cum!" He started fucking me like a jackhammer, tearing my boyhole apart with his huge cock. My feelings were an euphoric series of waves of pain, pleasure and total emasculation. All that mattered now was making my handsome Daddy cum. I started to flex my hole muscles, gripping his erection as his pounded away. His cock started to spasm, i told him "I Love you Daddy, I love your cum". Right then he started fill my insides with hot semen, marking me as his permanent fucktoy. The cum instantly healed the virus, and as he continued to pump me full, he kissed me on the forehead and that loving kiss cured me fully

I still cant understand how shithole India hasn't succumb to this

If anyone needs detailed assistance to setup memeflag filters give me a (you) and I will hook you up

>NEW FILTERS FOR 4CHANX EXTENSION
>FILTER OUT >>>ALL

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Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

Get on our level. We already got Corona-chan on a leash, only 5 new cases today.

Do you think you're some kind of champ? Do you think posting this makes you somehow intelligent or makes up for your lack of any additional insight into things that actually matter right now such as international solidarity and rhetorical wholesomeness? Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting your time here, peddling this juvenile, crass nonsense of yours? Rethink your entire stance, contemplate on the reality of your situation right now and then come back. Because this pathetic display of juvenile superficiality is as trifling and meaningless as your entire existence.

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>tfw in the wrong timezone

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weird it's almost as if their signs are pre-made

Oh good you're still alive!

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What’s happening in the pic?

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>tfw dane that posts memefilter still gets triggered

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New thread demands new music
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Although watching all the people in the crowed is now really disturbing. All I see is virus vectors. Still Orbital is always good

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India superpower 2020

>tfw tfw

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They probably cant test enough. But they do quarantine towns regularly, so maybe they're better equipped for this than we think

a fucking bat

They are. It's an astroturfed campaign with top down orders. Even the Kikebook groups that are set up for each state have identical text. Some user had proof earlier today, but I was too lazy to save them.

The jannies got me

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a fucking lab

I missed u

It works now. Thank you based danebro. Now if there was something to get rid of this damn jew captcha.

Thread theme:
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In case you didn't saw it

>Darkened skin? Two doctors in #Wuhan who were rescued from severe #COVID19 infections see their skin darkened as their organs, including liver, had been hurt by the virus. Medical experts said that some of their damaged organs will gradually recover after certain treatment.

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Post your face when it's confirmed Coronachan turns you into a nigger
>mfw I have no face for such a horrible fate

yeah i saw all the domain names they registered. what a bunch of retards

Coomer memes are trash

Extra fucked up. If I wanted to die I would've finished my tabs (about 80mg of xanax) and down my litre of whiskey.

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I know what you mean...

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you're telling me you wouldn't ''hug'' THIS chink?

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So /cvg/, we did the pushups.

Last 2 digits determine amount of sit ups. If you don't start moving soon, the homeostasis will get you in even worse shape.

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Where did the 1,000 deaths go, Spain??

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