AUS/POL Rabbi edition

Good morning cunts.

Government insists coronavirus tracing app will not track people's locations, says data will be stored on phones
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-20/government-insists-coronavirus-tracing-app-wont-track-locations/12163756

Australia ran its last national pandemic drill the year the iPhone launched. Did that harm our coronavirus response?
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-20/coronavirus-australia-ran-its-last-pandemic-exercise-in-2008/12157916

Positive COVID-19 cases in Australia slow down

Worldwide there are nearly 2.4 million confirmed COVID-19 cases. But in Australia there have been relatively low numbers of positive tests results. Premier Daniel Andrews yesterday said that the notion of Victoria eliminating coronavirus was "within reach." Also yesterday, Health Minister Greg Hunt pointed to 1 per cent rates of increase for the virus over the past week as "an important national achievement."

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Fucking hell, isn't there a law stating that signage has to have english equivalent text?

No. Don`t be racist.

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Sign translation:

>Gold House sells the strongest sales team.
>Create the best return for you.

How you cunts celebrating?

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Praise him

You cunts should invest your super in cactus!

drinking and sooking about how there will need to be a female version of him reincarnated to get anywhere in politics these days.

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Alright, who got all of Optus 4G range banned?

stop being a phonefag or use wifi if you must.

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>calls others fags
>posts cactuses

read marx

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when do I get my hooker money ATO you fucks

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>he doesn't know how to screenshot
wew

Cacti you dumb fuck and this one is worth about $500 and most of mine contain mescaline too. I might be a fag but atleast I'm not a retarded poorfag who can't even afford a proper internet connection.

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What should I order for lunch?

Am I meant to be impressed? I could make that in an afternoon lad.

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Rate my bitch incels.

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Anyone praised him yet?

Meme drug why bother

only ASIO supports him

>Annastacia Palaszczuk MP has just confirmed there have been 0 new confirmed cases of coronavirus in Queensland overnight.

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Yes I praised him here

>dating an abbo

Thanks, I'll stay incel mate.

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Nice trips mr satan but she's a 4/10 and that's being generous for an obvious mutt. I would tell you not to shit on your genetics but looking at you I can't but think good on you for getting a root at all. Nice one mate.

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what yas drinking?

no point when rhodes is mostly asians.

dare double espresso. gonna rip a billy soon.

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Who else not getting that tracking app here?

i'm on my first beer for the day.

Mescaline isn't a meme drug user. Get yourself 45cm of any bridgesii off ebay or one of the many cactus groups on facebook for a brew and you'll see for yourself.
To be honest it's not really my thing, the nausea that can be crippling for a couple of hours and then tripping absolute dicks for 12 hours or more after that is exhausting. Mushrooms are infinitely better and taste far less disgusting getting down too.

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Download the app goy.

3rd for me

The only thing on that sign you need to know is Tim Wu.

is it worth learning chinese as australians? maybe it's better if we can enter the minds of the chinese instead of dismissing their powers.

Fucking soon, I hope. I applied for the release late last night, it was finalised at about 10 this morning. Supposed to find out if it was released or not within 72 hours.

Anyone gonna read this?

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maybe you will, you mental midget

will they suspend mutual obligations again?

>he doesn't realist he might have friends who he wants to send a quick sms to

>i'm a liberal voter
couldn't even begin to imagine the lack of shame someone has to associate themselves with a party of traitors

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you don't know how long i've been working in the industry mongoloid

Probably not.

How long are the fucking cenno hold times? I thought they hired 5000 cunts to speed this shit up?

Translated. Still though fuck that chink, learn english ya riceniggers.

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based and tradie pilled

oh mate, im sure that was indeed the case and you're not just some uneducated dumb cunt that can't operate his computer correctly.

well i hope you don't vote labor either. they are class traitors.

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i'm offended that you don't characterise me as an ASIO spook instead but i'll take it.