I Have Coronavirus

I am damn certain I have COVID-19. My age is between 25-30. Today is Day 1 of symptoms for me that are now occurring 8 days after when I went to the post office where an old lady 6 feet away from me was coughing every minute. These are my current symptoms
> dehydrated
> cannot get an erection
> fever at 100
> cold chest

Ask me questions if you think it could help you. I've started taking anti-biotics in fear of a pneumonia outbreak.

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>I am damn certain I have COVID-19.
That is enough certainty for the NYT to count it as a official case.

faggot no one cares
post test results or stfu
fucking slides all day today way more than usual
makes you think

you'll be fine, the average age of wuflu deaths is like 78

> dehydrated
> cannot get an erection

drink something and stop watching tranny pron you fucker

I know this might seem like a joke to most of pol but I'm honestly feeling very scared right now. I want to help you understands I was wearing two pairs of surgical gloves, an n95 and a surgical mask, I was even wearing fucking swim goggles and sterilized myself after leaving my car.

Never in my LIFE have I never been able to not get an erection. I know how stupid this sounds but its true.

Who cares
let the weak and old die

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Is also AIDS...

Go down to the hood and cough on black people

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go to breadit for sympathy you cuck. no one here cares about you. i hope you die. fuck you and stop flooding my board with garbage.

Take Mucinex and vitamin c, drink plenty of water, and get lots of sleep.
No aspirin or Tylenol.

>Cannot get an erection
Kek

Try alex jones super male vitality supplement. Worked for me.

Watching tranny porn is the only thing that gives me an erection

source?

stfu no one cares about your jew curse

Get immediate medical attention if you any medical emergency. Call 911 and notify the dispatch personnel that you have or may have COVID-19. Emergency warning signs of COVID-19 can include; trouble breathing, persistent pain or pressure in the chest, new confusion or inability to arouse, or bluish lips or face.

Mucinex is the last thing you want for a dry cough. Take benzonatate if you are coughing. If you don't have, go make a virtual appointment with your doctor.If you have trouble breathing take ventolin. Other than that, take supplemental zinc and vitamin c and d. If you have a fever take tylenol not aspirin

It might be a permanent side effect. Some people claim to not be able to smell after having it.

>> dehydrated
>> cannot get an erection
>> fever at 100
>> cold chest
Sounds like early-stage coomer syndrome

Sinus issues may coincide with allergy season

this, OP needs a doctor, and an exorcist

kinda funny but it is known to attack the nuts
get well soon bruv

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if you saw the lady coughing why would you take all those precautions just to stay in a post office with a sick lady?

>age is between 25-30

Frankly, if you don't even know your own age, we can move on without you.

i'm having difficulty with erections as well, but no other symptoms

am i another casualty of the chinese virus?

ED

>viral pneumonia
>antibiotics

Trumptards™

It’s probably going to be the shittiest flu you had your whole life. Here’s my cure!

>hot tea
>hot soup
>Mucinex Extra Strength
>hot showers
>cold rag

>Use the Mucinex and showers to break up lung gunk and cough it up don’t be a bitch

Congrats you’re cured

Antibiotics is used to treat secondary infection and some antibiotics such as macrolides have anti-inflammatory effects

Why the fuck would you go to the post office, of all places, during a pandemic?

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under 50 death rate is around .2% so if you don't have other conditions you should be fine

>ID CUmz
This user is legit, trust this user

Only boomers and sickle cell niggers need fear the chink virus.

believe it or not it was to turn in my taxes

What I'm most afraid of is infecting my family. I know it will be hell for me but I don't want this for them.