/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3329 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,406,240 (+75,469) ► Died: 165,004 (+4,957) ► Day: 101 (-01:20:50)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,543 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Virus causes chronic damage to cardiovascular system
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Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
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Antibody tests not accurate, might detect common coronaviruses
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Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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>INFO
22 year old patient dies in Pakistan
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27 year old without conditions dies in China
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17 year old football player dies in the US
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Type "A" blood more likely to catch virus than "O"
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>REMINDER
"Germany doesn't test post-mortem", Spanish biologist
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Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
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>LATEST
343 new cases and 8 new deaths in Ukraine
129 new cases and 1 new death in Israel
172 new cases and 12 new deaths in the Philippines
327 new cases and 47 new deaths in Indonesia
312 new cases and 7 new deaths
1,313 new cases and 230 new deaths in Belgium

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lemonde.fr/sante/article/2020/04/19/des-traces-infimes-du-sars-cov-2-dans-l-eau-non-potable-de-la-ville-de-paris_6037099_1651302.html
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>2406240 infected
>165004 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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COOFER HEADS OF GOVERNMENT/STATE:

1. Boris Johnson
2. Jair Bolsonaro

who's next?

twitter.com/_Leao_1903/status/1251927204017119232

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Hey, you! Yes, you! Remember to take care of yourself because you ARE important! Please take care of yourself and watch out for this virus!

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You guys ready to pay your rent this time? Your landlord is hurting after missing last month

Can phonefags make webm? Without doxing location? Surprisingly the homeless guy is tech illiterate

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75k is a Sunday record
Pls clap for the rising highscore champs who made this dream a reality

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EARTHQUAKE WARNING IN JAPAN
>EARTHQUAKE WARNING IN JAPAN
EARTHQUAKE WARNING IN JAPAN
>EARTHQUAKE WARNING IN JAPAN

IF YOU LIVE IN THE NORTH-EAST OF JAPAN LEAVE THE BIG CITIES
NOW!

>DISINBEGTENT VIBEZ
:DDD

Now that it's going to end in a month or two, what will the long term consequences be?

I GOT A FEVER
AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION
IS THAT FUCKING GIF OF THAT CAT HITTING THAT WHIP
ALEXA
POST THAT GIF PLEASE. MF CAT GOES HARD AF

>post yfw mosquito transmission finally gets confirmed

>mfw

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>She doesn't boop me anymore

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I WANT CULONA-CHAN TO SIT ON MY FACE

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I don't want to get in trouble but... Just for you! -Boops-

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

OIL DEMAND

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FKN noobs. This shit is fake. Been calling it since Feb

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Seriously millions of unemployed, millions of evictions, local businesses on the ground, social breakdown, all for a disease that might as well be as virulent as something like influenza. Lockdown is a disaster and the retards religiously following it are bug people.

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Would probably JUST my own hair

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Germany is faking death and recovery counts.

>Tfw central af

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This is going down as the biggest nothingburger in history. Just let the boomers die already so we get their shit.

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You missed something pal.

Hey anons... Isn't the most awesome part of being transmitable by mosquitos that bats, especially brasilian ones, are eating mosquitos?

didn't one already hit tho

Hey /cvg/ remember that L S strain theory that got debunked? Well it looks like there might've been some truth to it.

>Importantly, these viral isolates show significant variation in cytopathic effects and viral load, up to 270-fold differences, when infecting Vero-E6 cells.
>We observed intrapersonal variation and 6 different mutations in the spike glycoprotein (S protein), including 2 different SNVs that led to the same missense mutation.
>Therefore, we provide direct evidence that the SARS-CoV-2 has acquired mutations capable of substantially changing its pathogenicity.

Paper medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20060160v1

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>Japan
>Real estate
>

Sauce?

Wtf are they doing?

The lockdown hit us hard, I wouldn't call that a nothingburger.

Is this WA user? How's it going out there

Agree

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 764,303 (40,548) #2 Spain 198,674 (20,453) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,894 (19,718) #5 Germany 145,742 (4,642) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 China 82,735 (4,632) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Brazil 38,654 (2,462) #12 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #13 Canada 35,056 (1,587) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,393) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 17,615 (559) #18 Peru 15,628 (400) #19 Ireland 15,251 (610) #20 Austria 14,749 (452) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,491 (172) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,661 (234) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Ecuador 9,468 (474) #27 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #28 Poland 9,287 (360) #29 Romania 8,746 (451) #30 Pakistan 8,348 (168) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,746 (186)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +25,511 (+1,534) #2 Russia +6,060 (+48) #3 United Kingdom +5,850 (+596) #4 Spain +4,258 (+410) #5 Turkey +3,977 (+127) #6 Italy +3,047 (+433) #7 Germany +2,018 (+104) #8 Brazil +1,932 (+101) #9 Canada +1,673 (+117) #10 Iran +1,343 (+87) #11 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #12 India +1,250 (+38) #13 Peru +1,208 (+52) #14 France +1,101 (+395) #15 Saudi Arabia +1,088 (+5) #16 Netherlands +1,066 (+83) #17 Pakistan +710 (+25) #18 Mexico +622 (+104) #19 Sweden +563 (+29) #20 Poland +545 (+13) #21 Portugal +521 (+27) #22 Japan +501 (+14) #23 Ireland +493 (+39) #24 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #25 Ecuador +446 (+18) #26 Chile +358 (+7) #27 Dominican Republic +345 (+9) #28 Ukraine +343 (+8) #29 Switzerland +336 (+25) #30 Romania +328 (+30) #31 Indonesia +327 (+47) #32 Serbia +324 (+5) #33 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #34 Israel +226 (+8) #35 Philippines +172 (+12)…

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Wuh oh!
What else eats mosquitoes? Birds.
We fucked

Thanks user, keep your booper safe.

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Doesn't America have the same originating strain that China has?

lemonde.fr/sante/article/2020/04/19/des-traces-infimes-du-sars-cov-2-dans-l-eau-non-potable-de-la-ville-de-paris_6037099_1651302.html

No other company has failed as hard as Amazon. What the fuck is their deal anyway? LOSERS.

If anyone needs detailed assistance to setup memeflags filters give me a (you) and I will hook you up

>NEW FILTERS FOR 4CHANX EXTENSION
>FILTER OUT >>>ALL

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shit brah he fucked

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Diarrhea kills more every year. Where's my diarrhea check?

Guys what's a good way to keep mosquitoes away?

Thanks fren

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